Think of a film, remove one letter from the title, describe the film

Icky Christina Barcelona – Chrissy finds out why you shouldn’t drink from the fountains.

Die Har — german film about scotch mist.

Bogie Nights – Nasal activities of the 70’s porn industry

Col Runnings – a team of Jamaican sprinters enter the “unknown” sport of fell running

Fee Willy – story about a bloke in the Pron industry.

Lose Encounters of the Third Kind – story about a bloke a hill, a spaceship that he can’t remember quite where he put it.

Contac – Jody Foster in a “I hear a signal” but confused in a slightly drowsy way.

The Italian Jo – A story of a young boy with Italian parents who finds himself struggling to make friends due to the fact his name is spelt like a girls.

Pace Jam – an action packed thriller about a group of enthusiastic pensioners who make jam in super quick time

Aging Bull – Rocky Bilbao as played by Stallone, now.

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Stallone tries to throw straight arrows

Bade Runner – semi sifi spoof about a bloke running off in to the distance

The Hose of Flying Daggers – Chinese gardener tries to beat the ban with unconventional water substitute.

Ar America – Surreal time-travel war film where Mel Gibson recruits pirates to supply illicit arms to the Vietnamese.

Mouli Rouge – Ewan MacGregor and Nicole Kidman in Baz Luhrmann’s extravagant musical homage to kitchen equipment.

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Jurassic Ark – Two triceratops, check. Two diplodoci, check. Two tyrannosaurus rex, oh crapola….RUN!

The Sining – Horror flick about a bloke who feels guilty a lot.

Hoe Alone – a 10yr old boy is left to weed the garden while his family are away on holiday

Full Meal Jacket – Bunch of Army types out for a Ginsters in town.

Ineption – layers upon layers of useless people, but are they really all as clueless as we think?

AndHi – (almost) about a bloke who walks across a continent and says “Hi” a lot.

Carface – That Stallone bloke again in “does my jaw look like a 70’s Lincoln Continental” shocka.

Who Ramend Roger Rabbit – cartoon bunny gets taken from behind (sorry)

Airplan – an army of pedants build a plane to take off from a conveyor belt.

Mr. Doubtfire – Robin Williams in a “hilarious” turn as Mrs Doubtfire, her alcoholic husband, their cat, an out of work actor and the rest of the cast

A ROM With a View – a PC getting all uppity about peeking out of window in Florence.

Marley & M – Documentary about the hitherto unknown role that the reggae and rasta icon played in the British secret service during the 60s

Field of Reams – Iowa farmer in fields full of paperwork shocka.

Schindler’s Lit – WW2 drama about a prison camp bathed in light.

BTW is it wrong that I’d actually like to see some of these made?

Video Rome – Debbie Harry films disturbing scenes in Italy

Forest Gum – “life is just like a box of Bubble Gum”

JK – Ex USA president in “I also sing smooth funky Jazz Maaan”

Cent of a Woman – High school kids needs money so she baby sits a lot.

The Ion King – furry atom seeks to control the jungle.

Roundhog Day – fat pig keeps eating and wonders why he’s repeating the same thing over and over and over again.

Yes Wide Shut – A New York City doctor, who is married to an art curator, pushes himself on a harrowing and dangerous night-long odyssey of sexual and moral discovery, just can’t say No!!

1 Monkey(s) – In a future world devastated by disease, Brad Pitt is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human kind.

Dumb and Umber – Jim Carey in a dirt(y) movie.

Oraline – A family moves to the country, and the girl has trouble adjusting. She begins having adventures in another world where the people have buttons for eyes and clean there teeth a lot.

Harry Otter and the Half-Blood Prince – Harry sets out on a quest on a river with Dumbledore, for the key to defeating Voldemort.

(n)Glourious Basterds – A small group of Jewish soldiers are dropped behind enemy lines in World War 2, and they create chaos “darrrhling”.

Blades of Gory – ice dance rivalry descends into slash horror fest

American Pi: A maths genius fails to get laid in a number of humorous but utterly predictable encounters.

The Men Who Stare At Gats – The military starts research in psychic warfare with small .22 pellet guns.

Sherlock Homes – Holmes has to fight against a man who supposedly came back to life and has plans to destroy the place he lives in.

The Longest Da – saga of a very tall Irish father

Ark star – Noah’s sensational ‘Palestine’s got talent’ victory

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The Ark Knight – Batman fights the mafia, the Joker, and Two Face, but he also has to deal with a flood of biblical proportions.

Drill it Taylor – Three kids hire a bodyguard to protect them against two bullies in high school who need pictures hanging.