Lash gordon – a sado masochistic space fantasy – bastards I should be working and now I’ll be thinking of this all day !!!!!!

Casio – Robert de Niro stars as the CEO of a giant electronics company

Ocean’s Elven — The elves from LoTR are back with a daring heist

Debbie Doe Dallas – Ms MGee and her deer go to Texas.
Dee Throat – A biopic about a singer who lives by a river

Boys in the Hod – Coming of age tale about a gang of brickies
Ferris Buellers Ay Off – Black Country schoolkid stays at school
The Odfather – You wouldn’t leave him alone with the kids
Cheech and Chong Up in Smok – Get stoned and put their art clothes on
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drago – snooker player plays in zoo
Rebel without a case – Easyjet won’t let James Dean on plane with his carrier bags

Eat – a chef tracks down a food thief, with some massive bun fights

Sven – a tale of a Swede who dreams of being a football manager, but gets involved in saucy adventures along the way.

Chintown – Bruce Forsyth, Jay Leno, Jimmy Hill and Drew Barrymore star in a fight to the death over who has the biggest facial protrusion!

Bugsy Alone – a lonely gangster

The Devil Wears Rada – Satan uses actors skin as clothing.
Irates of the Caribbean – Angry Jamaicans.

2 – jack bauer’s got a terrorist to stop, and it needs to be done by lunch.

Seven Ponds (2008) We follow Charlie Dimmock as she embarks on a week of landscape gardening.

Well, if we can include TV as well;

Lackadder – A dearth of serpents.

The Chin Syndrome – Kirk Douglas fears that the dimple in his chin will go right through his head

Peed – Keanu Reaves has a little accident.

Casio Royale – 007 with a blinged up rubber watch.

Uno – Young girl gets pregnant in the back of an Italian car.

Stan by me – Coming of age tale whereby a white rapper’s fan disposes of his girlfriend’s body by some railway lines in the 50s.

Once upon a Tim in Mexico – A catholic missionaries struggle in south America.

SAR Wars – Search and Rescue teams go head to head in a “last man standing” battle.

Fight of the Navigator – A middle aged couple argue bitterly while driving laps of the M25 due to the wife’s indecisiveness about which junction to take.

Austin Power – a dodgy-toothed swinger croons “yeah baby yeah” at his vintage Allegro.

Op Gun – homo-erotic masterpiece about a maverick surgeon trying to develop ballistic techniques in general surgery.

Best. Thread. For. Ages!

Top Gu – one mans struggle to make the poshest puddings.

Pup Fiction – A story about small dogs.

American Pi – A group of horny teenagers overcome their urges and concentrate on revising for their maths exam.
Breakfast Cub – 80’s brat pack classic explores the morals of eating young bears.
Jungle Boo – Mowgli gets his commupance after scaring all the jungle residents with his antics.

Piranha 3 – Three fish in a bowl
Piranha 3D – 3D remake of three fish in a bowl

Pul fiction – censory deprivation (as opposed to sensory ;))

All Quiet on the Western Font – A young soldiergraphic designer faces profound disillusionment in the soul-destroying horror of World War I choosing the best font for a client brochure

The English Patent – a horribly burned pilot files a patent.
The Stig – a racing driver cons several folk during American recession
Dirty Doze – twelve prisoners of war have a nap

Bring me the HED of Alfredo Garcia

Tension mounts as a top Mexican time-trialist can’t find his rear wheel.

On Air – Nicolas Cage and John Malkovic overact their way out of a paper bag as US radio DJs

Sakes on a plane – Samuel L Jackson gets slowly more and more drunk on a Japanese airliner

Tins – Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito find each other through a common interest of canned food
Hat – Robert De Niro and Al Pacino wear a hat in a film that’s much longer than it should be
The Usual Suspect – a short film where Verbal Kent is identified as Kaiser Soze within 5 minutes

Great thread 😀

Independance Da – Irish farmer’s son’s struggle to move to the big city

Oh Bother, Where Art Thou? – An Amish man searches for the keys to his barn.

Goofellas – Gangsters eat cadbury creame eggs

Sorry if these have been done:

The God, the bad and the Ugly – There is only one winner in this gunfight
Downall – Hitler doesnt like losing and gets the Nazi party out on strike
The Dead Poo – Dirty Harry earns his nickname
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing – Daniel Day-Lewis gives up in the end and uses Google
10 Dalmations – Not that impressive

Wall – In the distant future, a lonely piece of brickwork seeks friendship on a ravaged planet Earth
Bing! John Malkovich – the highly regarded actor voices a talking elevator

The Brothers Rimm – gay incest porn

Dirty Arry – Spurs manager seeks revenge after England job snub

A Knight’s Ale – A young would-be nobleman joins CAMRA

The Sud – Middle aged actresses career revived in steamy film about a laundrette
Sum Dog Millionaire – mathematically brilliant canine cracks the lottery
The Longest Da – tallest father in Ireland goes to war
The Exocist – life story of the man who fired the missile at HMS Sheffield
The Superrass – seafish spills the beans on organised crime and goes into hiding