Oming to America. The story of a Buddist trying to bring total enlightenment to the United States.
Beverly Hills Op. Reality TV show about plastic surgery in Los Angeles most exclusive neighbourhood.
Old Finger. A film about a formally repressed geriatric woman and her voyage of sexual discovery. 

All Quiet on the Western Font – Adventures in typography.

“Oman Holiday”

The Sultan’s daughter escapes her guardians and falls in love with an American newsman in, eeerm, Ome.

Once Upon a Time in the Wet – spaghetti western set in Manchester

How to get head in advertising-

The Man with Two Brans- a breakfast dilemma

On Her Majesty, Secret Service- James Bond goes too far

The Battle of Miway: Frank Sinatra and Sid Vicious slug it out for ownership of morbid, sociopathic but popular funeral island.

The Fight of the Navigator – trouble breaks out on a Scouts expedition

Reservoir OGs – Documentary. Ice T and Ice Cube in a ride along the man-made lakes of the Derwent

G and I – Sasha Baron Cohen biopic from the autobiography of the same name

Lying Scotsman – TJ isn’t Scottish you know
EPO Man – TdF trophy taken back under curious circumstances
Batma – Turns out Batman’s mum was, in fact, a daft old bat
Beaking Away – young cycling wannabe uses enormous proboscis to gain unfair advantage in photo finish
2 – crime solved and disaster averted using all the hours of daylight in a Scottish winter

tan girl – a woman’s fight to overcome her addiction in the tanning salon.48 hours or she ends up looking like kilroy silk [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGU5A0nPHsI[/video] 😯 😯

Boy am I happy to see the return of this forum topic!

I’m going to re-hash my favourite one first:

The Spy Who Loved M – Bond’s boss find out that all his macho posturing was just an act.

Also consider.

The Color Purple – the Colour Purple for people who can’t f**king spell.

Wetworld – Yul Brynner films on location in Northern England.

The Pelican Brie – bird-based soft cheese causes consternatation in the legal profession.

Seven Bries for Seven Brothers – singalong musical about the varieties of washed rind soft cheeses.

The Brie of Frankenstein – this one WILL give you nightmares.

The Passion Of The Chris. How one ginger bloke made a multimillion pound media career.

Ouse Party
Reliving York’s riverside hip hop glory days of the 80’s

Rue Confessions – when sometimes, some things are best left unsaid …

Aging Bull – Tufty the bull thought he no longer had the swagger, set to retire at the end of the week from chasing mtbikers through fields, . . . all was going well until one Biker just went too far . .

Hi, Mo! – Simpsons spinoff, featuing everyones favorite Springfield Landlord

Lose Encounters of the Third Kind

Government cover up of extra terrestrial meet and greet goes a bit *too* well when drunken SETI employee accidently leaves the Devil’s Tower videotapes in a Wyoming bar.

White Men Can’t Pump – The story of middle aged white friends on the hunt for Viagra.

Beverly Hills Mop – Eddie Murphy loses his job as a cop and finds a job cleaning the homes of the rich.

Look who’s walking – Looks who’s talking prequel

Top Nun – Sister Mary heads to train at Top Nun, an elite school for the best the clergy has to offer.

Edit – thought we were replacing a letter… Oh well 🙂

The odd coupe – A documentary following the design process for the BMW X6

The Bids – a Michael Bay summer blockbuster, following our protagonist as he tries to sell some excess bike bits on ebay.
Ba Santa – a kid goes on a voyage to the North Pole to discover the secret behind Santa’s giant beard and fluffy demeanour.

The 30 Spartans – Spartan king Leonidas has a tough battle to fight after the 481BC Defence review starts to take affect on his troop numbers.
Casio – Greed, deception, money, power, and murder occur between two mobster best friends and a trophy wife over a cheap Japanese watch.
I spit on your Rave – A writer who is brutalized during attempt to get tickets to a rave seeks revenge on the organisors, who left her for dead…at the door.
Ostel – Three backpackers head to a commune in Northern France that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the boredom that awaits them.
Sake Land – Martin was a normal teenage boy before the country collapsed in an empty pit of economic and political disaster caused by Japanes number one liquor.

Sakes on a Plane

Spoof biopic set in 2035 when Japan have become a fully paid up member of the ICC test playing nations. It details the Australian team’s attempts to challenge David Boon’s record for most tinnies downed ona flight but this time with a drink befitting their destination.

Big rouble in little china – adventures in forex.

Five Guys named M – hilarious musical about a beaurcratic error at the secret service.

Cap Fear – A small-town cocklaphobic attorney’s family life is disrupted by his fear of hats (and caps)

Ape Fear – A small-town pithecophobic attorney’s family life is disrupted by his fear of primates.

Cape Ear – A small-town attorney’s family life is disrupted by ears. Or something.

Monkey Tennis!

Dude here’s my car – a riotous tale of two men who go on a drinking bender and wake up only to find their car exactly where they left it.

Mr & Mr Smith – Two spies discover….No, I’ll stop there. 😉

The Dirty Doze: Cheeky Australian website supremo enlists the aid of joke MP with hilarious consequences…

Harold and Kumar Go to White Caste: a thought-provoking, minimalist film that explores the effect of India’s complex caste system on its billion or so people.

Hambuger Hill: Follow-up to “Deliverance” starring Ned Beatty as a traumatised survivor of outback interference, unwisley seeking solitude in an Appalachian holiday cottage.

2 Hour Party People: Entertaining biopic of Manchester’s infamous attention-deficit rave scene.

Baise Mo: Ranting, eccentric Professor of Tudor history is ‘cuffed and forced to watch the Olympics against his will.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pear

A swashbuckling tale of a pirate ship, riddled with scurvy due to fruit stores going mouldy.

Life Is Goo: Existential examination of family cooking where an accident of birth results in failed pudding experiment.

Born Fee – NHS midwives charge for delivering lion cubs
The Blue Ma – German WWI figher ace’s mum develops hypothermia
Aes High – WWI British fighter aces trade Sopwith Camels for MTBs to tackle trail centre
My Left Foo – Daniel day Lewis play’s the bloke next to Dave Grohl
Cat on a Hot Tin Roo – kitty burns its paws on an animatronic Joey
Treetcar Named Desire – Oliver’s Childcatcher finds new way to entice children into his clutches
The Big Fiendly Giant – devilishly wicked new bike
The Big Friendly Gant – launch of simplified MS Project

Dawn of the DEA – biopic about the foundation of the Drug taskforce
Men Girls – Uppity high school transvestites get their comeuppance.
Argo – Broke car salesman hires Greek sailors to kidnap his wife.
Jackie Brow – Drug smuggling Stewardess neglects beauty regime.

Transformer – a truly electrifying tale.
Raveheart – a documentary on the rave scene and the heart attack capital of the world.
Whisk Galore – a tale of the SS Delia Smith running aground off the hebrides and the locals try to steal 50,000 cases of whisks

Ale Rider – The making of the “Good Saloon Guide 2012”

A fit full of dollars – Epileptic bank robber loses his swag.