Hora is basically a complete and utter cock groupee. I think he likes the idea of mountain biking. In that it allows him to hang around with rufty tufty men, without, of course any of the frightful stuff like getting wet. Or muddy. Or doing any exercise.
Its amazing he actually made it to the car park. He made arrangements for yesterday too. In fact, some people changed their plans yesterday entirely for his benefit, but then he didn’t actually bother to turn up. With absolutely no good reason. What a surprise. So… if you’re reading this Hora – **** you!!! you unreliable, inconsiderate ****!!!!