Online dating help…

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NLP?

Neurolinguistic Programming.

Just invite her to the Big Bike Bash – Tell her you have the inside line to the 001 race plate and she will be impressed

New Lower Price?

NLP?

That’s a whole new thread! Let’s get Dez walking before he runs 😉

Newly divorced I tried internet dating & had many 1st dates they are addictive & once you get your spiel down it’s ridiculously easy, I prefered the adrenaline rush of 1st dates so had loads & didn’t bother with more as it got boring then

Happily in a relationship now though 🙂

Also NLP?

Could Dez not just…mail Hora?
He has all the info that any man would ever need 😆

Also NLP?

It’s basically fine-tuning the things you say and the way in which you say it in order to trigger specific behavioral responses.

Like my example earlier about the flirting comment. You basically encourage the other person to work for your attention/affection/approval…

Wow, this is like

“How the male brain works 101” 😆

Edit ; no one likes a smarty pants 😛

Brian – who’s this Brian fellow?

Brian – who’s this Brian fellow?

It’s got capital B, so I don’t think it’s a misspelling, …. colour me intrigued! 😀

I met my girlfriend on Guardian soulmates, and we’ve been together for 2 and a half years and going strong.

I think the best approach to take, is not to have some prepared strategy based on ill-concieved prejudice of females as so dramatically ‘other’. They’re human beings like you, and – sorry if this sounds ’empathetic’ – but people’s emotions aren’t actually a game, are they?

PS – people who refer to ‘talking about feelings’ in sarcastic speech marks probably aren’t going to help you much.

The sort of person that uses the term “soulmate” without irony and is attracted to people that read the Guardian probably isn’t any help to anyone. 🙄

I can’t work out how such a hunk of gorgeousness as our Dezzie is stressing about such things… surely, Dez, you have the laydeez on demand?

but people’s emotions aren’t actually a game, are they?

Oh, I agree. I certainly wouldn’t want someone playing a game with me just to get me in bed..

There were some useful snippets in his first post. 😉

surely, Dez, you have the laydeez on demand?

Seems like only a few distantly located MTBers are really interested.

@ shibboleth – not irony, just the name of the website!

Also showing your preference for prejudice whenever it can be applied, nice. I don’t need to know what paper you read to know the kind of person you have clearly expressed yourself to be…

Just get out on ya bike! Jeeze there’s more chance of finding a (sane) girl out on the trails than on POF…..who knows…..she might let you fix her puncture!

I don’t need to know what paper you read to know the kind of ingrate you have clearly expressed yourself to be…

As with the fairer sex, I find Guardian readers are equally predictable. They have a propensity for using nouns that they’ve perhaps read in the Guardian, or heard other smart-arses uttering, and they use them completely out of context in a bid to sound cerebral.

You did well to keep it civil this long though shib – a new personal record at 5 pages?

you both want different things from a relationship – he found a long term love you found short term gratification

I see little point in calling each other names as you both seem successful at getting what you want.

Seems like only a few distantly located MTBers are really interested.

Not that distant, babe. And to be fair I have just sold my last MTB…

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Just get out on ya bike! Jeeze there’s more chance of finding a (sane) girl out on the trails than on POF…..who knows…..she might let you fix her puncture!

Er… you read the first post?

I’m just wondering what I’m ungrateful for…

Yay. Shibby argues again. I’m equally impressed that despite your best efforts to push a few buttons early on, you managed four pages. Careful now, stuff likes this gets you banned. 🙂

I’m moved that you called me a smart arse. Yes, I used the wrong word i agree (well done for googling it anyway!), mainly out of frustration for not being able to use the short word that most clearly applies to you…

But thanks for keeping up the prejudice and showing what a lovely human being you seem to be.

…and for using ‘fairer sex’ without irony

Oh please chaps…it’s a fun thread.

Likes make-up sex, massage and praline.

Er… you read the first post?

Yep.

I’d settle for make-up Haribo…

Likes make-up sex

eeish,.. it’s not for me…

DD?

Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain???

I really think you’re “the one”.

For the record, I didn’t call faustus a smartarse.

Likes beaker-baths, reading posts properly, and being sufficiently educated to not have to google what “ingrate” means.

Would like to meet similar but with big baps.

Do you like the taste of champagne bigblackshed? 😮

I feel confident you will still be the biggest tit there shib 😉

No malice meant

DD?

Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain???

As it happens, I saw him drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s just the other day. His hair was perfect.

Brilliant thread chaps, at least it’s lasted 5 pages and been civil for 98.2% of the whole thread.

DD, no mention of liking real ale, faggots and farts…?? 😆

Likes lazy Sunday mornings, vegans and walnut whip.

perks up and prays walnut whip is a euphemism