On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?

I’ve just received an email telling me! I don’t know if I can keep it a secret!!

ok, here goes… ..call me what you like, this news is to big to keep quiet!!

The New On-One is a frame for the larger rider, uniquely crafted from a secret bend of cured protein and *classified* then powdercoated with ground organic matter. Not only does this frame offer an unparralelled riding experience but it also doubles as a low fat high fibre snack, ladies & gruntlemen:

The On-One Jerk Off 😆

TOO big??

Video press release here

And I’d better mail colnagokid as he was an on-one shareholder back in the day.

brant
has anyone told you your an attention seeking **** latley, if not let me be the first !
DICKHEAD

I don’t own an on-one or intend to buy one but just **** tell us will you!!!!!

handbag for burt please.

handbag and valium.

sounds like Burt could do with a long sit on the throne!

Looks like burt’s but some of his sister’s knickers on. Here’s a nice calming picture instead.

It’s burt’s third post in a month. I’m sorry I’ve riled you so burt. Riled me a bit on Friday when Bikeradar posted that newspiece too!

I’ve known all about this for weeks.

burt youve done it now. The mods wll be along in a min to probably give you a short ban and clean up the tags.

Look what you have done to the thread.

What was that all about? Seemed a bit nasty.

For posterity, the tags as they stand at the moment….

1 arse biscuits All blow No go April 1 already? Barrymore thinks Inbreds are all white bay city rollers are re-forming Beef Jerky boring boring now Brant brant blows goats brant made redundant brant marketing genius brant sacked by own company for amputee fetish Brant’s broomsticks candle in the wind Cotic Dave Hinde Merger Dave Hinde to distribute OnOne dialled bikes Dried Meat everyone’s bored now fanboy overload Figgin German gaspipes? get on with it ffs! giant got to beat that other thread government bailout grumpy bloke halfords HondaF1 buyout I blame Gordon Brown inbred the navy It’s a global problem jumping on bandwagons Ladyboy made by a taiwanease chicken farmer with a sparkler MASSIVE ANITCLIMAX SHOCKER!!!!! meh melt it down and turn it into a skip Monday announcement now on Tuesday mouse mule Off one On a Ragga Tip on one Onone stukas Pikey Bikey Poo tube poor mans Cotic portsmouth bill Russian Bedsteads Rusty Scaffold rusty tubes saracen single speed stuka snap soapytit? southerners not allowed onones tag hueur tag overload Tagmania Taking it up the top-tube Tefalfactory tesco Tesco Value On-Ones this is a stupid fu(c)king thread that goes on and on a threshers ball? toad toilet for sale Trek Viral marketing genius WGAS? Wibble wiggle or crc? xylophone yawn Zak Tempest ate my hamster

This is just turning into a version of Mornington Crescent isn’t it…. lot’s of people claiming to know what’s going on but no-one really does. 🙂

I just added a few more so that all the letters of the alphabet are covered now.

actually I know too. Benji told me. 😀

My fave is either “made by a taiwanease chicken farmer with a sparkler” or “melt it down and turn it into a skip”.

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After reading all this I just hope that ‘Viral marketing genius’ isn’t the most accurate .

Cpt Flash so its you that blames gordon brown?

Is it the new unicycle called the one-one?

I blame Gordon Brown [×]

(lifted from CFH’s post up thar^^. )

yes of course he does. 🙄

Edit: (though oddly you had to be logged out to spot it.)

For posterity, the tags as they stand at the moment….

Mmmm and edited the list to remove the X next to your own tag but I think we could have guessed 😉

edit….beaten to it by Julian

Well, I had to, Julian!

😀

At this rate Brant won’t remember what it was he was supposed to be announcing on Monday 😯

I’m off for a beer and there had better be some news by the time i get back or the southern softy is gona cry 🙄

Can I blame Michael Portillo then?

Yes I didnt want to be to obvious by saying arrr Flash why is it you blame Brown? Because thats what you said in your tag.

Julian, I believe that the standard response is to blame Mrs Thatcher, but Portillo is such an oleagenous, spineless oik that I’d be more than happy for you to blame him!

Now, who’s for a pint while we wait for Brant?

Blaming Thatcher is soooooo 90’s. I’m glad I have chanced upon a politician of er… ‘mutual dislike’, Cap’n.

I’ll have a Doom Bar then please.

And some roysters.

Doom Bar? A fine choice, coming right up….!

If something doesn’t happen to make my ScandAL a collector’s item soon, I’ll send the boys round to torch the place! Bike people taking advantage of us forum-dwelling idiots! GRRRR

JOKE for the numpties around here.

I’ve found what this is all about 😉

There won’t be an announcement at all. There never was going to be an announcement. It’s all a Mandelsonesque PR exercise. The idea is to get all t’interweb talking about On-one bikes so that there will be more product awareness leading to increased sales volumes.(sorry for the management speak).

Gordon wants us to spend our way out of the recession and Brant is starting the green shoots of a recovery, by helping us to spend our money – with him ❗

Machiavelli, eat your heart out.

frank, wrong 😆

Frank (L) Wright

Brant, can you hold the press release back until Wednesday, just to wind burt up further?

200!