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  • On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?
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    bearded slaphead

    Thats abit unfair.

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    Brant at CRC? Cringeworthy thoughts.

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    jeez there’s some spiteful arseholes in this community.

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    It’s not that difficult, really. You might need some experience in using materials, but the most important thing is to find a Taiwanese factory who make tons of stuff for other people, who will do the hard work for you. Maybe get a British frame builder to knock up some prototypes first, give them to a couple of your mates who work for mountain bike magazines, get loads of free publicity, and- bingo!

    Well you could do it like that I guess. But, well, anyhow. Never been the way I have.

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    Given how synonymous on-one and Brant are, surely the better option would have been to sell the former to CRC with the latter staying on as product developnment manager/mouthpiece?

    As someone said, no one wants a CRC branded bike, and on-one without Brant is just another bike company?

    Makes fek all difference to me anyway, I’ve got a DMR and a Sanderson.

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    no one wants a CRC branded bike

    I wouldn’t say it like that, but that isn’t what’s happening anyhow.

    FWIW, for once, Hora’s the closest, but is still missing a big (and really ace) part of the jigsaw.

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    Someone just told me it’s wiggle.

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    FWIW, for once, Hora’s the closest, but is still missing a big (and really ace) part of the jigsaw.

    You get a pay rise?

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    brant. I’ve figured it. It makes alot of sense.

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    Good luck with your move Brant. I’ll bet that involved some sleepless nights!! Well done for all the work you did with On One, I hope your time with CRC is as fruitful. Looking forward to seeing what working with the largest distributor can do for stock, delivery times, and scope for design.

    Nice One.

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    “I wouldn’t say it like that” – you wouldn’t you work for then :p

    well if your not designing bikes, what is your new job then?

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    Well you could do it like that I guess. But, well, anyhow. Never been the way I have.

    You bollocks!

    So, Brants moving from one company that imports stuff, to another…. 😉

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    lynkskey branded steel bikes?

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    your creating an uber niche brand of imported tiwanese/chinese/vietnamese stuff plucked from a catalogue, a bit like bikehut or superstar, but without friut or halfords?

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    brant-x bikes?

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    Good luck Brant. IMHO CRC need a good kick up the arse to get them back on top of their game. I hope you can instill some of the dynamism you’ve built around the On One brand into their operation.

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    HTTP404 – LOL 🙂

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    I reckon hes relocating his shed as its warmer climes’ in N.I? 🙄

    Funny how I_ache originally posted ‘and no idle claims’….some 250-odd later!

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    Story has just vanished off bike radar?

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    dunno, but CRC isn’t working, have we crashed it?

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    Hmmm.. Nuke Proof branded bikes.. now that would be cool. Am I right in thinking CRC own the brand name? 😐

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    Specially for Brant in his new Ulster-based role


    Afeard – scared
    Ah – I or me, ie Ah don’t feel well
    Aminal -common mispronounciation of Animal
    Amptinat? -I most definitely am.
    Ar$ehole -calling someone a rectum
    Aye -meaning “yes”


    Balleex -“b0ll0cks” Thats balleex – Used in context when disagreeing with someone
    Bake -someones face
    Baltic – quite cold
    Banjaxed – ‘broke’
    Bate -beat, I bate her up so ah did
    Bate The Wife – bottle of cider
    Beef -male sexual organ ie “Ah slipped her the beef lawst nite”
    Beezer – Very good, Thats Beezer
    Beg -wafer thin plastic vessel; good for carrying shopping :also oul’ beg” when referring to an elderly female
    Blurt -Slang for female genetalia
    Boggen – dirty, unclean
    Boulin’ -messing about
    Bout Ye -“Hello”
    Brave – large
    Brew – weekly benefit


    Cameracorder -grannies use of the word “camcorder”
    Cheeser -like Beezer, meaning “very good” or “exellent”
    Chicken -child slang for “afraid”
    Chinks -popular Chinese food Take Aways
    Childer -children
    Cracker -not something you put cheese on, means beezer
    Creamed -tired
    C.O- carry out ‘r ye goin fer a C.O’


    Dander -a walk, ie I’m goin fer a dander
    Dawg -canine, dog
    Digikil -common mis-prounciation of “Digital”
    Drawers -underwear
    Dour -a door
    Duncher -Cap
    D.L.A – derry living allowince

    Earlee-er -before the present
    Eejit -derived from “Idiot”, means “Idiot”
    Eff Aaf – F*ck Off


    FaakAaf – Excuse me my good man, kindly vacate the premises
    Faaler -father
    Fally – follow
    Fillum -a movie or film
    Fingy -someone whose name you can’t remember
    Frig -polite word for “F*ck”, also used: Flip
    Flour – a floor
    Fut – foot


    Gat -slang, You’re a wee gat or get
    Geg -fun, “Ats a geg”
    Getawaydaf*ck -go away now
    Givuz -give me
    Glass -Half-Pint
    Goes -replaces the word “Said” ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin’?” And then she goes,Yip.”
    Gutties -training shoes


    Happy Days – that’s good
    Hardly -meaning “Thats not true” ie Hardly now. Hardly.
    Hectic – See Mad
    Heel -not to be confused with the back of your foot, means end of a loaf
    Heerzme – “And then I said…”
    Hippy – someone who likes Bon Jovi
    Houl On -please wait


    Job -activity usually carried out under the cover of night
    Joken -joking


    Kudn’t -couldn’t ie Ah kudn’t do that…


    Lairdindeyit -please do start eating (or drinking) see also
    Leenantarsapees -Famous Italian landmark
    Lifted – arrested can also be called ‘scooped
    Lingo -language


    Mad – See Hectic
    Mairshen -Emersion Heater
    Magic -not tricks, but another word meaning great or good
    Majassif – large
    Mawn -a man, male
    Meat Wagon -RUC Landrovers
    Melt -no actual meaning, used as: “I’ll knock your melt in”
    Messages – weekly shopping
    Milly -name given to teenage females. See also: Steek
    Moooooooooooo- (Chris Scott copyright: use when your head is melted).
    Moufy**** – rather outspoken person
    Monkeyed- drunk ‘I was f****** monkeyed last nite
    Mucker -a friend or mate
    Muller -Mother or “Ma”


    Nek it – drink that drink in one
    Nice One -that was good
    Norman -bullying term for someone with no friends
    Norwegain – Another Gin please
    Now Yer Sucken Deezel -that’s a good way of going about that


    Offees -alchohol retailer
    Oi -a yelp for someones attention ie Oi! You! C’mere!”
    Oxters -Armpits


    Pat – container in which food is boiled
    Prably -maybe, its likely
    Passion -heavy rain in Ballymena
    Parfil – strong
    Peeler -a police officer
    Pot – short for Patrick
    Pssskety -common misprounciation of “Spaghetti”
    Pump – to urinate
    Purdie -countryside slang for Potato

    Quim -slang for female genetalia


    Ragin’ -angry, Ahm bloody ragin’ so ah am.
    >> >>>Ration -you’d be doing this if you were trying to get to somewhere
    in a hurry, in Ballymena
    Rare -not to be confused with “scarce”, means crap


    Samitch -mispronunciation of “Sandwhich”
    Scundered – embarrassed
    Sebm -seven [7]
    Shap -shop
    Shar -a shower
    Sicken’ Ye – would annoy you
    Skinned Ye! – Haha my good friend, I do believe I won that particular game by a significant margin
    skint- have no money ‘im f****** skint cant go out man’
    Slabber -someone who makes bad comments about you behind your back or to your face
    Spoofen – lying
    Spide – see Steek
    Spoon -someone with a low IQ
    Steek -male with bad dress and hair sense
    Stroked – stolen / ripped off


    Ta -Thank You
    Tarl – a towel
    Theee -the number three
    Theee Leet – 3 litre bottle of cider
    Till -replaces the word “to” ie Goin till the shap”
    Tube -see: Spoon
    Two Leet – 2 litre bottle of cider

    Undurstawnd -understand ie Do ye undurstawnd me?

    Vaka -Vodka


    Wain- a young child
    Weaker -yet another word for “brilliant”
    Welt -male genitals
    Wee -put in front of words such as “drink”, “dander”, and basically anything
    Wick -not exactly brilliant
    Willik – nose
    Wiredintillit -“Got wiredintillit earlee-er”
    Windie -a window
    Windielickurs -horrid term for the mentally disadvantage
    Windie Still -a window sill
    Wheelie bin – a bin
    Wooden One -not a clever person



    Yermaa -an insult said when nothing else can be thought of
    Yeegittin? -Are you being served?
    Yip -yes
    Yousens – When addressing more than one person

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    CRC – world’s largest online bike store, going to selling back into the USA?
    Brant – trawling the states getting business and schmoozing US press.

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    brant are you relocating as well?
    and will you lose your staff discount entitlement?

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    brant are you relocating as well?

    he cant, the shed is bolted to the floor.

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    The news has vanished from the On One site too. In fact I can’t see Brant’s name mentioned anywhere.

    Me thinks there might be something afoot!!!!!!!!!

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    Sounds like there could be a Brant Full Susser on the way via CRC.

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    Hes kept the shed for many years, its almost like Dr Who’s Tardis you see. Have shed, will travel.

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    Oh my God! Brant’s on crack??!! I just heard. It explains a lot, mind.

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    Is it like the Arshavin deal- one minute it’s on, the next, it’s off?

    I though Brant was going to sign for Man Shitty, anyway? With Robinho going the other way, to start a new career in bike marketing.

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    In marketing terms its all about as annoying as getting a DVD box set of the complete Iceland adverts with a bonus DVD of the Direct Line commercials.

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    hora I thought it was almost inviting daft ideas by putting that. Nobody ended up guessing correct tho.

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    i mut say i wont miss the abuse he gives out to stw’ers if they voice an opinion about his bikes. Also he’ll have more time in his new role as he wont be trawling the posts on here for ‘on-one’ as a keyword!

    who knows i may even consider buying from on-one again now he’s gone.

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    Richards is to create a bike and accessories brand for mail-order retailer Chain Reaction Cycles.

    Richards said:

    “I’m spending the next couple of months either in my shed, or in Taiwan, working hard to get a lovely range of frames and components, for launch under a new brand name in early May. What I’m trying to achieve is that fast route to market, volume purchasing, great margins, all in key areas that the big brands aren’t hitting.

    “And if that fails, I’ve got a backup plan of going to sell odd hats and beef jerky.”

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    where’ve i seen this buiness model before…………………

    has inovation realy died a death? will anyone be setting up a company making new stuff rather than hopping over to tiwan to pick bits out of a catalogue and proclaiming that their margins are smaller than the competitions?

    TBH its getting a bit reppettative, especialy now that magazines are ful of ads from every man and his dog selling the same pedals/grips/bars/seatpost/etc

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    I was hoping I would get the 300 but seems the thread has died. 🙁

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    will anyone be setting up a company making new stuff rather than hopping over to tiwan to pick bits out of a catalogue and proclaiming that their margins are smaller than the competitions?

    The On-One stuff wasn’t just catalogue parts though, was it. Unless someone else was having weird handlebars made first and I missed it.

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    ok, i’ll give them the bars, although they didnt invent them, just look at an old shopper bike.

    but hubs/cranks/grips etc etc …………………

    I’m not denying they’r reasnoble quality and reasnoble prices,
    but theyr still the same DMR/Nukeproof/etc.

    Things i’d like to see…….
    budget SS casette hub with good quality servicable internals
    female axel hubs, not realy neccecary on most bikes, but they look super cool on BMX’s, so why not?

    The only new things i can think of from recent years are lock on grips and the new style of taco chain devices. Surely as an industry there must be more new stuff to invent?

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    The way I read it and from what Brant has said himself recently on here is that Brant still has an interest in on one ie he owns shares but he has given up his job there. If this is correct it is in Brants interest that on one continues to make money. If it is not correct then why would Brant want to see the company he built fail because of his rival frames and parts. I think Shedfire will produce slightly more expensive parts than on one and be a bit more mainstream with maybe higher quality attention to detail.

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