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  • On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?
  • I_Ache
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    And no idle speculations.

    Its Monday now so the word should be starting to get out.

    sootyandjim
    Free Member

    Yes it is Monday, though it is very early on the Monday.

    Perhaps a little patience is in order.

    Perhaps someone on the classifieds has ‘a life’ for sale.

    ;o)

    I_Ache
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    There doesnt seem to be any lifes listed in the classifieds and having already looked on ebay they seem overpriced.

    brant
    Free Member

    Its Monday now so the word should be starting to get out.

    “The word” will get out when me and Dave finish our finely crafted press release in our usual style.

    Here’s one from back in the day:-

    Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 21:06:23 +0000
    Subject: PRO VISION TO SPONSOR CONDORS in 2001
    From: “DAVE LOUGHRAN ” <planetx@globalnet.co.uk>
    X-RCPT-TO: <brant@on-one.co.uk>

    PRO VISION SPONSOR CONDORS !!!!!!

    When Steve Joughin recently told his marketing consultant Brant Richards of Shedfire marketing that he wanted to sponsor “Condors” in the year 2001 Richards immediately set the wheels in motion.

    So when Joughin received his letter from Chester Zoo congratulating him on his support of the condor enclosure there he was somewhat mystified – Joughin was of course hoping to sponsor the succesful London cycle dealer Condor cycles.

    Shedfire also handle the business of etailer on-one who recently launched their innovative sponsorship program – after being inundated by dirt jumpers requesting sponsorship, Richards instead sponsored the monkey enclosure at Chester Zoo.

    Joughin said ; “I know I am a useless at this marketing thing, but that Richards doesn’t know his arse from his elbow “

    Dorset_Knob
    Free Member

    Have you sold out then, Brant?

    brant
    Free Member

    Have you sold out then, Brant?

    What? Again? I thought I’d “sold out” at various stages of my career so far.

    hora
    Free Member

    As S&J says. Quality, seriously Brant?

    brant
    Free Member

    Here’s another good one.

    http://www.bikebiz.com/news/24031/Who-needs-petrol-says-Brant

    (To be fair, Dave writes these and I tweak ’em).

    brant
    Free Member

    samuri
    Free Member

    I’ve not been to bike biz for a while. All the articles seem to be laden with satirical innuendo.

    MisterCrud
    Free Member

    By ‘Eck. What kind of trouble has Chris’s lad gone and got himself into now. He’s got the whole town talking again.
    No good’l come of it, mark my words.

    hora
    Free Member

    Apperently there are a group of singlespeeders holding a candle vigil outside Brants hut now waiting for the chosen one to come out and give a speech..

    Stoner
    Free Member

    I can see smoke billowing from the Vatican! all Hail Pope Brant IV!

    hora
    Free Member

    HondaF1 buyout? Cars to be rebranded ‘wasonahondaone’

    miketually
    Free Member

    *hits refresh*

    BigJohn
    Full Member

    I heard that Planet-X and a high street discounter of quality kit were merging. Apparently its going to be called Planet-kmaXX

    miketually
    Free Member

    *hits refresh*

    Jamie
    Free Member

    WGAS.

    hora
    Free Member

    Ok guys. Here it is. I’ve bought out On-One. So be prepared to be royally mucked around 😉

    JOKE

    Stoner
    Free Member

    WGAS.

    quite a few people who are interested in what happens in the industry.

    obviously not you, so, why dont you run along to a thread that you do give a sh*t about?

    brant
    Free Member

    On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?

    And to be honest, I’m not sure whether we, or anyone else has know what’s been going on for the last nine years 🙂

    brant
    Free Member

    bigsi
    Free Member

    Brant is that Hora in that pic 😕

    😆

    hora
    Free Member

    Tell us dammit or my on one gets it 😐 (holds cutlery fork against paintwork)

    ton
    Full Member

    this gets even better than before…….. 😉

    sootyandjim
    Free Member

    bigsl – Thats hardly a fair comparison.

    Comical Ali talks far less cr@p than Hora.

    miketually
    Free Member

    *hits refresh*

    Come on! I’m going to wear out my F5 key!

    😉

    bigsi
    Free Member

    😆

    hora
    Free Member

    Comical Ali talks far less cr@p than Hora

    Well hes dead for a start?

    sootyandjim
    Free Member

    Well hes dead for a start?

    A statement with a question mark, very poor even for you Hora.

    He is still alive and living in the UAE.

    JoeBones
    Free Member

    Is there any snow in Todmorden?

    hora
    Free Member

    Enough already. Brant, you’ll have to over-elaborate and make something up now!

    I_Ache
    Free Member

    The suspense is killing me!

    miketually
    Free Member

    This better be good 🙂

    MrNutt
    Free Member

    has it dawned on any of you to actually check the On-One website?

    They’ve been bought up by Marin, obvious when you think about it really, all those beards eh!

    brant
    Free Member

    Is there any snow in Todmorden?

    There is, yes.

    Just spent the morning driving to Mytholmroyd and back. My daughter is meant to be doing work experience at a local school. She’d forgotten some form or other, so we turned about about a mile from it, and drove back home. Turned around again to drive back, only to get there and find the school was closed all along!

    1.5hrs driving – I can nearly get to Portsmouth in that time!

    Stoner
    Free Member

    why would you want to go to portsmouth? 🙂

    HoratioHufnagel
    Free Member

    i like that british transport film. my dads got a whole dvd collection of them.

    bigsi
    Free Member

    Yes yes but are you getting anymore 21″ steel 29ers in ??

    On a serious note i hope its not the news i think most believe it will be 😥

    Got to get on with some work now so will check back later.

    miketually
    Free Member

    why would you want to go to portsmouth?

    I can’t think of any reason at all to go to Portsmouth.

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