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  • I_Ache
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    And no idle speculations.

    Its Monday now so the word should be starting to get out.

    sootyandjim
    Member

    Yes it is Monday, though it is very early on the Monday.

    Perhaps a little patience is in order.

    Perhaps someone on the classifieds has ‘a life’ for sale.

    ;o)

    I_Ache
    Member

    There doesnt seem to be any lifes listed in the classifieds and having already looked on ebay they seem overpriced.

    Premier Icon brant
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    Its Monday now so the word should be starting to get out.

    “The word” will get out when me and Dave finish our finely crafted press release in our usual style.

    Here’s one from back in the day:-

    Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 21:06:23 +0000
    Subject: PRO VISION TO SPONSOR CONDORS in 2001
    From: “DAVE LOUGHRAN ” <planetx@globalnet.co.uk>
    X-RCPT-TO: <brant@on-one.co.uk>

    PRO VISION SPONSOR CONDORS !!!!!!

    When Steve Joughin recently told his marketing consultant Brant Richards of Shedfire marketing that he wanted to sponsor “Condors” in the year 2001 Richards immediately set the wheels in motion.

    So when Joughin received his letter from Chester Zoo congratulating him on his support of the condor enclosure there he was somewhat mystified – Joughin was of course hoping to sponsor the succesful London cycle dealer Condor cycles.

    Shedfire also handle the business of etailer on-one who recently launched their innovative sponsorship program – after being inundated by dirt jumpers requesting sponsorship, Richards instead sponsored the monkey enclosure at Chester Zoo.

    Joughin said ; “I know I am a useless at this marketing thing, but that Richards doesn’t know his arse from his elbow “

    Dorset_Knob
    Member

    Have you sold out then, Brant?

    Premier Icon brant
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    Have you sold out then, Brant?

    What? Again? I thought I’d “sold out” at various stages of my career so far.

    hora
    Member

    As S&J says. Quality, seriously Brant?

    Premier Icon brant
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    Here’s another good one.

    http://www.bikebiz.com/news/24031/Who-needs-petrol-says-Brant

    (To be fair, Dave writes these and I tweak ’em).

    samuri
    Member

    I’ve not been to bike biz for a while. All the articles seem to be laden with satirical innuendo.

    MisterCrud
    Member

    By ‘Eck. What kind of trouble has Chris’s lad gone and got himself into now. He’s got the whole town talking again.
    No good’l come of it, mark my words.

    hora
    Member

    Apperently there are a group of singlespeeders holding a candle vigil outside Brants hut now waiting for the chosen one to come out and give a speech..

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    I can see smoke billowing from the Vatican! all Hail Pope Brant IV!

    hora
    Member

    HondaF1 buyout? Cars to be rebranded ‘wasonahondaone’

    Premier Icon miketually
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    *hits refresh*

    Premier Icon BigJohn
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    I heard that Planet-X and a high street discounter of quality kit were merging. Apparently its going to be called Planet-kmaXX

    Premier Icon miketually
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    *hits refresh*

    hora
    Member

    Ok guys. Here it is. I’ve bought out On-One. So be prepared to be royally mucked around ๐Ÿ˜‰

    JOKE

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    WGAS.

    quite a few people who are interested in what happens in the industry.

    obviously not you, so, why dont you run along to a thread that you do give a sh*t about?

    Premier Icon brant
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    On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?

    And to be honest, I’m not sure whether we, or anyone else has know what’s been going on for the last nine years ๐Ÿ™‚

    bigsi
    Member

    Brant is that Hora in that pic ๐Ÿ˜•

    ๐Ÿ˜†

    hora
    Member

    Tell us dammit or my on one gets it ๐Ÿ˜ (holds cutlery fork against paintwork)

    Premier Icon ton
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    this gets even better than before…….. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    sootyandjim
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    bigsl – Thats hardly a fair comparison.

    Comical Ali talks far less cr@p than Hora.

    Premier Icon miketually
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    *hits refresh*

    Come on! I’m going to wear out my F5 key!

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    bigsi
    Member

    ๐Ÿ˜†

    hora
    Member

    Comical Ali talks far less cr@p than Hora

    Well hes dead for a start?

    sootyandjim
    Member

    Well hes dead for a start?

    A statement with a question mark, very poor even for you Hora.

    He is still alive and living in the UAE.

    JoeBones
    Member

    Is there any snow in Todmorden?

    hora
    Member

    Enough already. Brant, you’ll have to over-elaborate and make something up now!

    I_Ache
    Member

    The suspense is killing me!

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    This better be good ๐Ÿ™‚

    MrNutt
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    has it dawned on any of you to actually check the On-One website?

    They’ve been bought up by Marin, obvious when you think about it really, all those beards eh!

    Premier Icon brant
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    Is there any snow in Todmorden?

    There is, yes.

    Just spent the morning driving to Mytholmroyd and back. My daughter is meant to be doing work experience at a local school. She’d forgotten some form or other, so we turned about about a mile from it, and drove back home. Turned around again to drive back, only to get there and find the school was closed all along!

    1.5hrs driving – I can nearly get to Portsmouth in that time!

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    why would you want to go to portsmouth? ๐Ÿ™‚

    i like that british transport film. my dads got a whole dvd collection of them.

    bigsi
    Member

    Yes yes but are you getting anymore 21″ steel 29ers in ??

    On a serious note i hope its not the news i think most believe it will be ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    Got to get on with some work now so will check back later.

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