On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?

a big branch of halfrauds in portsmouth isnt there lol 😉

Where is the Marin info?

My Threshers Ball was held in Portsmouth at the Triangle(?). It was a very very interesting night….

heh heh heh

“Portsmouth” – aha, there’s the clue. Brant is going to THAT Portsmouth, not Portsmouth in Calderdale. It’s the launch of the On One Navy….

Brant wants you Brant wants you
Brant wants you as a new recruit
Brant wants you Brant wants you
Brant wants you as a new recruit
Who me?
But I’m afraid of water…
etc
[to fade]

I’ll get my denim coat…

You worked in an offy Hora?

I heard Brant was teaming up with Nicky Clarke to produce a range of On-One branded hair styling products.

Early prototype:

snowslave – Member

You worked in an offy Hora

I would imagine it was like a frequent flyer benefit for their best customers 😉

Is there a short version of the story for someone who hasn’t been keeping up and who doesn’t have time to read into things?

Yes Brant has been creating some free publicity by saying way too far in advance there will be a non specific announcement today which as you can see has created panic and speculation on the internet.

Yup. Brants joined Village People

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for TI treasure
Learn science, OnOne-ology
Where can you begin
To make your dreams all come true
On-one the land or on-one the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports or skindive
Study Onone-ography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grand stand
When your team and others meet

Inbred the Navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
Inbred the Navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
Inbred the Navy
Come on now people make a stand
Inbred the Navy
Can’t you see we need a hand
Inbred the Navy
Come on protect the motherland
Inbred the Navy
Come on and join your fellow man
Inbred the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
Inbred the Navy
Inbred the Navy

They want you
They want you
They want you as a new recruit

If this affects the delivery of my Ti 456 for April the toys are coming out of the pram

Is this an announcement to say they are getting more frames in? If not, then get a bloody move on. I have come to the conclusion that I would like a geared Inbred in 18″ please.

This is going to be THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ANTICLIMAX isn’t it?

This is dragging on a bit.

http://www.bikemagic.com/news/article/mps/uan/1093

http://www.bikemagic.com/news/article/mps/uan/712/v/1/

How about a picture countdown to build up the suspense, while we wait…

😉

Stop trying to trick us with news from 9 years ago.

Stop trying to trick us with news from 9 years ago.

Funny though. I like that schwinn in Halfords one best.

what’s happening to on one now though? will it just be run by planet-x? and new bikes designed by others?

edit: bah, i’m an idiot and don’t look at dates on news articles…

I-Ache you beat me to it!

i bought one of those snap on reflective arm/leg bands out of the bargain bin in halfords yesterday.

i hope the on-one news is more interesting than that!

I did notice that 456s were reduced at the moment.

This is going to be THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ANTICLIMAX isn’t it?

You’ve met mrshora then?

I reckon its a funding/partial sellout or merger with a bigger company giving brant more freedom to run the company and design frames (whilst they run the infrastructure-side)

Yeah but what about the Steel 29ers,,, are they restocking the 21″ frames 😕

I think this snow is all the doing of Brant and that from space it’s the shape of a giant inbred

Is Brant going to be the British Gary Fisher?

I know that they’ve got Easter eggs in Tesco’s but isn’t it a bit early for April Fool’s jokes? (And this one’s way past its sell-by date).

And rather predictably…

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_Ache – Member

Is Brant going to be the British Gary Fisher?

Brant Fishy?

Grrrr

Is the announcement that Brant is going to charm school?

My interweb is hardly moving. Is all speculation/intrigue bringing the World to a grinding halt?

from the on one site “on one’s will be making aluminium full susser in collabiration with giant”

didn’t expect that!!

I’ve just read on bikebiz that on one have decided to pull the plug on bike production as due to ever increasing production costs they can no longer sell bikes for a reasonable cost. So looks like it’s the end for On-One/Planet X.