Help needed! Getting out of the friend zone!

Guys the OP has done well- its basically a troll. He’s got alot of time on his hands admittedly but hes successfully trolled us all. Hook line and sinker…

Most obvious point of the day goes to…..

Ah… thats ok then. Definitely not 3 times a day then?

Seems to me, that you’ve ended up like jonah tonto. Friends without benefits. Especially if you’ve got to sit through a musical

If you did end up with her, would stuff like that figure prominently? If so, Its not too late to forget the whole thing. I know all relationships are about compromise, but there are limits….

Fair point. She probably hates musicals.

Harsh that Binners as their is nothing like a good musical IMHO

Real men singing for Binners

Ollie reed sings on Oliver as well iirc

A great musical is great an not great one is painful to watch

JY – Just out of interest: how many times a day do you phone your mum? 😉

Proper laugh out loud moment there
😆
Chapeau

Lol

my mates reckon she was a ‘one under’

Wut?

I read this thread when it was about 3 pages long and just come back to it at 10 pages and you’ve still not done the deed! So to speak.

You seriously need to strap a pair on and get on with it or move on.

I really liked Les Mis when I went.

Cats however was complete bilge.

my mates reckon she was a ‘one under’
Wut?

When you jump in front of a train.

Way to bring the thread down 🙁

Junkyard et all are you going to see Les Mis at the cinema?

I’ve heard gas is going to be used for this euthenasia program…

there is nothing like a good musical and webbers stuff is indeed nothing like it
FWIW you are more informed than me re the cinema release

No

Jesus wept OP you’re gayer than me.

just forward her this thread

and put as all out of your misery

Junkyard – Member
FWIW you are more informed than me re the cinema release

Only cos it were on Today this morning.

I’ve almost lost the will to live after the first couple of pages, so could someone please answer me this:

Has the OP finally managed to sail the skin boat into tuna harbour or what?

Feed her some Rohip whilst watching Les Mis and go out for a bike ride!

turns out I can’t write anything to do with smashing any rear doors in. With out it being changed by the mods.

Why don’t you text her a poem?

Learn some flamenco dancing, you’ll have perfected it by the time you’ve got the guts to door knob her. By then she’ll have probably door knobbed all your mates.

sail the skin boat into tuna harbour

never heard that one before 😀

OP – Attention, sensible useful advice follows.

I’ve been in your position. Faffed around for ages ‘being friends’, then got fed up with that but carried on, moped etc. Then realised that the friendship was over as soon as I realised I was no longer happy with it. Therefore asking her was the only hope of remaining on good terms, either by getting it on or getting it out in the open and getting over it.

Therefore you MUST, for her sake if not yours and ours, MTFU, grow a pair etc. and just ask. Forget the face-to-face thing if she keeps cancelling. If nothing else she’ll be flattered. Worst case it’ll be awkward. Give a sh*t? It’s better than what’s going on now.

(For the curious, she said no in my case – natch – but we got over it and I could go back to listening to watch she was saying rather than thinking about what might be. And stealing furtive glances.)

& don’t take to heart any of the ragging you’ve had from me and others, I reckon we’re all on your side really. And we know you’re not gay.

As the man says, get it done.

And bear in mind too …

what’s the wurst that could happen.

It’s not too late for a mix tape, done correctly can never fail.

Is today the day of the lunch date and we get some closure on this thread?

Well the lunch is on at 1

Where should I take her to lunch in Ealing?

Your bedroom.

sail the skin boat into tuna harbour

think twice about dropping anchor in poo bay on the first date though..

easy brown or difficult pink? etc

easy brown or difficult pink? etc

Doesn’t anyone say shag anymore?

This threads really gone downhill

Where should I take her to lunch in Ealing?

That’s close enough to make lunch a spectator sport.

Well the lunch is on at 1

Where should I take her to lunch in Ealing? You shouldn’t be posting on here, you should be getting all smart and ready for the ‘big question’.
What’s the ETA home for the ‘result’.

Good luck 🙂

Well I would imagine we will be out or a couple of hours….

Currently just enjoying London traffic

Have we managed to arrange a stw stalker spy for this? Any updates?!

It could be a long afternoon if she feels the same! Alcohol making the beast with two backs more food etc.

What am I thinking! It’s only going to end in tears.

So lunch was at one-should be all done with by now. Is no news good or bad?

Agree I only get 30 minutes for lunch!