Famous people on STW?

The last time we did this thread didn’t someone claim to have taken Deidre from Corrie ‘up the wrong un’?

I believe so. 😆

I’ve just found the thread in question and allegedly she insisted on taking it ‘up the reverend’ 😆

Link Tom?

I can’t seem to copy the link on my phone. Google ‘stw snogged famous’ page 4…

A mate I used to hang around with was on Zig and Zag once (during that breakfast show), is this both tenous and bearing no relation to the thread enough?

Steve Macdonald off Corrie once came to a party at ours and racked up on our coffee table.

He didn’t mention which one of you had taken Diedre up the council though

A mate I used to hang around with was on Zig and Zag once (during that breakfast show), is this both tenous and bearing no relation to the thread enough?

If you want tenous….Mrshora once appeared as a Japanese Tourist on Last of the Summer Wine 😆

My mum knows the (lady who voices) the aubergine on CBBC show Mr Bloom.

Back on topic – lets say some famous person posts on here cos they like biking and can use this as a way to talk normally with people without being fan mobbed, then they are hardly going to out themselves are they?

Hello Cameron Diaz!

Northwind – Member

I was on Songs of Praise once.

I once called Harry Secombe a fat ****.

@Tom B, just found it. 😆

Hora is actually Justin Bieber

Binners is actually me.

I was queuing with Elle MacPherson in WHSmiths in Glasgow airport a couple of years ago when she told me that she was buying Haribo as she’d had a long day.

The only response I could muster was “A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips”.

…and in that short instant any hope of a photo with her evaporated.

Susan Boyle snored gently in her sleep as she lay beside me.

On a flight back from LA, before you ask, and as it was Club, she was well separated. Just as well, as I had to let fly a few bum burps on that flight, I can tell you.

The only response I could muster was “A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips”.

although not famous a really fit walker with a tight top and gravity-defying boobs was passing me so I said ‘great day for doing it isn’t it’?

Thats what no-inner monologue does to you…..

Rumour has it that Flashy’s trouser trumpets provided the inspiration for this….

It’s been a while since we’ve had this kind of thread, and I’m happy to be on the earth and able to check in on it. :d

The ‘other’ thread:

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/have-you-ever-snogged-someone-famous

My mum knows the (lady who voices) the aubergine on CBBC show Mr Bloom.

Proper lol.. we have a winner, or should that be loser?

at a gig slighty drunk ex radio 1 dj emma b tried to take a bite out of my burger. i’ve never hit a woman but that was probably the closest i have ever come to doing it.

I once interviewed Hot Chocolate for the BBC, they were cool.

Also interviewed the ABBA tribute band, but they were douche’s.

Dad’s been interviewed on Countryfile often enough to qualify for Celebrity Big Brother.

Performed on the Big Breakfast with my band numerous years ago.
There was no one interesting on that day, but rather annoyingly Pamela Anderson has been in the show the day before. Gutted

Was in the gym sauna the other day with one of the guys from Portishead and one of the Housemartins (who didn’t seem to know each other).
Chaperoned Honor Blackman to a black tie charity event.
Had an article about me in the Sun.
Was distantly related to Prince William’s godfather (Laurens Van Der Post).
Served the likes of Ian Botham, Alan Lamb and Geoff Boycott at a pub I worked at in Headingley.
Did a charity thing with Paddy Ashdown in which he offered to strip off his jacket and shirt and change into one of the T-Shirts promoting the particular campaign we were promoting.
Had tea in Worthy Farm with Michael and Jean Eavis.
Was on Grandstand – during a post match pitch invasion at Leeds Rugby League’s Headingley ground.

I once snogged Lisa Stansfield in a Nottingham Nightclub back in the 80s…Keith Harris (of the Duck, Orville) is a family friend, my Brother in Law is good mates with Andre Nell (south African cricketer), and my little girl has been on Lazy Town Extra at Llandegla when I helped organise the MTB episode….

I once took Natalie Imbruglia’s dog for walk.

I sat next to her in the audience of an episode of ‘this is your life’ filming.
Half way through the filming, she went green, was sick and had to leave.

My dog bit Bernie Ecclestone’s dogs. And Gerri Halliwell’s dog.

🙂

…and one of the Housemartins

I used to drink in the same place as Paul Heaton and once bought him a couple of pints explaining that it was instead of the royalties of the albums I’d pirated over the years. He didn’t appreciate the gesture. He did drink the beers though.

As a kid I sat next to Richard Clayderman on a flight to Paris. The stewardess told me he was famous, but I didn’t know who he was so I told him I’d seen someone ACTUALLY famous (those were the exact words) at check-in (it was Phil Collins). He was unimpressed.

Hats off to your dog Flashy! It sure knows who to go for 😀

As this thread is veering wildly away from the question, I’ll drop my false modesty and let you know my real identity.

I’ve been an extra in Coronation Street, Emmerdale and Secret State.

And I’m currently moving diary entries around to allow me to accept another starring role as “background artiste” in another Emmerdale. Playing the role of “Hardware Staff Member” for which I will receive £75.09 (less the agent’s 24% and after driving myself from Stafford to Leeds for a 7am start, and paying for my own diesel and meals.

Now that’s glamour.

i’ve never hit a woman but that was probably the closest i have ever come to doing it.

So, you hit her but didn’t consider her a woman OR didn’t hit her because she was a woman??

i was walking through heathrow when i saw some midget jordan wannabe, then i saw peter andre…..

I once stopped son of noise from entering their own gig. oops.

to continue the randomness (and because i’m as un-famous as it’s possible to-be)

Had a fight with one of the Brotherhood of Man (the one with the tash)
also had a fight with the singer from Babylon Zoo
Been on the lash with Brian Cox(he was proper trollied and lost his bag, wallet, keys…)
Finished a DJ set for Judge Jules (cos he was a little worse-for-wares)

and in honor of the previous mention of urinating in the blue peter garden, meeting one of the gang who vandalised it (who when I met him was Zodiac Mind Warp’s tour manager)

I used to work with Steve Ogrizovich’s brother
I worked with Lesley Crowther in a Bath Post Office
My Dad flew Jim Davidson to the Faulklands and was filmed doing an in flight refuel where Davidson cracked a joke about “where do I had the credit card to”. My Dad keeps quiet about this.
I’ve been the support act to Bob Calvert
I’ve been in a film with Rod Hull
The ex-wife of Paul Fenuch from the Meteors was our secretary at work for a while
I am a candidate for after dinner speaker at the annual Tricycle Association dinner

I once had a sex romp with madonna, maradonna, nelson mandela and maggie fatcha.. they all still post here regularly

does that count?

Not read all that but, my claims to fame are:

* I’m listed on the Wikipedia page for my home town;
* I’ve been interviewed on 5Live, Irish national radio and the World Service;
* I’ve been in both the Guardian and The Times, plus various other newspapers;
* I used to teach Theo from Hurts.

And more tenuously:
* My mum went to school with Vic Reeves;
* My brother went to Beavers with a lad who beat his own mother to death with a wine bottle, and used to drink in the same pub as the Darlington Cannibal;
* I know the guy who was the Milk Race doctor;
* I used to be on first name terms with the chaplain at Eton, who attended Diana’s funeral service as William and Harry were both there at the time;
* I was at uni with the lead singer of Bellowhead, but I didn’t know him.

Was drinking with John Dunne (the climber) in Ambleside and we had to fend off a tramp (with knife) who started getting lairy.

Had my photo on The Big Breakfast in the sleeping drooler competition thing.

Well, I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen

Suprisingly today i found out me and the Mrs are going to be on the cover of Target MD, the magazine of the Muscular Dystrophy Campaign.

This was taken at Parliment. So yes i’m famous…

When about 5 or 6 i met bernard cribbins and aparently sat on both carrie fisher and michelle dotrices knee…. Uncle was a pastry chef for the queen…

Had a fight with one of the Brotherhood of Man (the one with the tash)
also had a fight with the singer from Babylon Zoo
Been on the lash with Brian Cox(he was proper trollied and lost his bag, wallet, keys…)
Finished a DJ set for Judge Jules (cos he was a little worse-for-wares)

and in honor of the previous mention of urinating in the blue peter garden, meeting one of the gang who vandalised it (who when I met him was Zodiac Mind Warp’s tour manager)

WHY oh why do you never say these things on Tuesday Nights???? I might have hung around last time 😉