I’ve played golf with

And as Johnny Depp is mentioned above. Last month I was sat very close to him in a quiet Dorset country pub having dinner

I think there are some famous people on here that do keep schtum.

As for people sat near in pubs – Craig Charles, and the Levellers, not in the same pub at the same time though.

I’ve played snooker with Jimmy White, Andy Gray and Willie Thorne. WT opened a new snooker hall in Malvern many years ago and I was picked at random* to play him..
When I was introduced to the crowd it was something like “6 times world champion, 3 times masters champion, 6 times UK champion…ladies and gentlemen….Steve Davis”…
My name is Steve Davies..and I was 14 at the time

I’ve met Her Maj and was on Central news as an RAF cadet when there was a big Spitfire dig locally (marching down the road and standing to attention when the commemorative plaque was unveiled)

I’ve served Robert Plant and Nigel Kennedy drinks in The Morgan pub.

*might have had something to do with the fact that I worked there 😯

Now this is amazing, makes me a minor celeb by association and me and him mates…

I was once retweeted by Ewan McGregor.

I touched a famous person once .

I sat on the next table to Sue Barker at the Applecross Inn and then, whilst having my one and only ever riding lesson near Broadway, she drove past in her car. I think she’s stalking me.

I served World Cup winning ginger squeaky-voiced Alan Ball (RIP) many a time in the Moss Rose pub in Alderley Edge. He drank Carling top, and occasionally a Jamesons.

I was on Crime Watch last night….

ha a a boy i played football with kevin keegan, terry mcdermot, chris waddle peter beardsley and the rest of the newcastle team, was acompetition along with about 50 others. then went on in teens to play golf with terry mcdermot at a charity do, gazza was in the group infront wildy swing the club in the general direction of the ball, i remember it being a very funny day.

I recently learned that at some point in the dim and distant past my wife was courted by Steve Winwood.

In no particular order….
Have played football with Frank Worthington.
Opened for Gil Scott Heron twice.
Met Fat Boy Slim.
Chatted with Mick Talbot backstage at a gig.
Had dinner with Damon Hill.
Met Billy Connolly at Mardi Gras.
Bumped into Jamie Baulch and Darren Campbell at a triathlon in Sydney.
Rapped with Mc Solaar, ultramagnetic mc’s, K Creative, and a bunch of other people.
Am mate’s with a bloke called Blade who’s fairly famous in tne uk hiphop scene.

None of ’em post on here though.

Minor league. Why do you ask?

Mr Woppit is a true superstar and we are not worthy!

I once carried Jack Nicholson’s sports jacket for him hile working at Wimbledon. How I failed to make the big time I’ll never know.

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I served World Cup winning ginger squeaky-voiced Alan Ball (RIP) many a time in the Moss Rose pub in Alderley Edge.

He spoke very highly of you.

Met loads of A,B,C,D-list celebs through work too numerous to mention.
I photographed Cherie Blair for an ad campaign last year which is a bit more interaction that serving her a drink in a pub 🙄

I’ve had dinner – and breakfast – with David Essex

I fixed Donald Sutherlands Wi-Fi for him and he then shook my hand in a funny way resulting in a £20 note ‘appearing’ in my palm

Mr Smith, I thought you only photographed Tesco Value cream cakes and stuff, I didn’t know you did people 🙂

Mr Smith, I thought you only photographed Tesco Value cream cakes and stuff, I didn’t know you did people

One thing’s for certain, what ever he photographs, he does it much better than everyone else 😆

i’ve kissed Floella Benjamin (sp??)

i’ve kissed Floella Benjamin (sp??)

Through the round window?

I filmed with Iwan Thomas a week ago and am doing some more soon

i politely asked jeremy kyle, to his face, to “get out of my way” this morning on my commute to work (my work is right next to granada studios and he was stood in the street with his ‘psychologist’ mate, right outside the entrance to our underground car/bike park).
he called me a prick.
ace.

ive been on:

eastenders
Dr Who
casualty
waking the dead
judge john deed
silent witness
etc etc

i was always third cooper on the left…..

I filmed with Iwan Thomas a week ago and am doing some more soon

His twitter is funny, especially when he goes out on the lash and then has to apolagise to his parents. 🙂

Through the round window?

Thanks, WackoAK. Tea/keyboard interface scenario.

Harold Shipman was my GP many years ago, and we briefly lived next door to the moors murderers when I was very young…
I don’t think they came on here though..

I once met a lost Arthur Scargill in the streets of Nottingham and deliberately gave him the wrong directions.

we briefly lived next door to the moors murderers when I was very young…

holy ****….[shudders]

My cousin once dated Clive James’ daughter – does that count as the most tenuous claim to fame on here?

My cousin works at a big London theatre. She almost introduced me to Jenny Agutter once.

Also, I shot the sheriff.

On a happier note, I once shagged the violin player in Siouxie and the banshees in the Piccadilly Hotel in Manchester…
Happy days.. 8)

I’ve met Kevin McCloud twice.

He remembered me the second time. I didn’t remember him 8)

I should be famous for stealing Shergar, but unfortunately no-one knows about it.

Happy days..

Did she remember you the next day? 😉

Who cares..
I remember..

I should be famous for stealing Shergar, but unfortunately no-one knows about it.

You’ve not been watching the news recently, have you?

I’ve met Kevin McCloud twice

I sat on the next table to Kevin McCloud in a little cafe in Portree on Skye. He and (I assume) Mrs McCloud seemed to be having a bit of a tiff.

I met Lemmy in the St Moritz club in Soho nd tried to drink him under the table with the help of Jack Daniels, I woke up in a flat in Golders Green where a very ex girlfriend was upstairs in bed with Jason Newstead.

It’s clear that the tread title has, as usual, no bearing whatsoever on the content.