I was reading the paper the other day and upon studying an artcle on the new Shadow Cabinet (it was raining heavily) realised that I had ‘copped off with’ (Copyright 1980s) the new Secretary for Care and the Elderly, Liz Kendall, when I was 16 at a friend’s party.
Does anyone else have a spurious and hopefully carnal connection to anyone mildly famous?

I was watching telly one day when I blurted out “I’ve shagged her” the Mrs did not thinkit funny! Not saying who though, she’s not famous but is on quite regularly.

Amber Herd, however she wan’t phyiscally present.

I was watching telly one day when I blurted out “I’ve shagged her”

Ditto! In my instance, not someone famous, but she was on the news being interviewed about the publishing world.

I was copped off with what I thought was Naomi Campbell in a London club but it turned out to be a tranny; it was dark

it was dark

RACIST! AND SEXIST!

😉

The Queen Mother tried to slip her tongue in.

Not me BUT….

My best friend has snogged Molly from the Saturdays. They used to do ski racing together and he snogged her at 13 on a racing camp!

the girl from across the road was quite infamous round the estate where I grew up… does it still count ?

an old mate of ours (used to co-own wisdom skate shop in affleck’s palace in manchester) shagged su pollard off hi de hi in a travelodge in leeds in the mid 90s.

totally true.

Kerry katona.

a few of my mates are in UK tv soaps/shows.

House parties used to be pretty decent

🙂

a few of my mates are in UK tv soaps/shows.

House parties used to be pretty decent

Go on……………

Su Pollard!!! lol

I went out with a girl who went out with a Proclaimer (I forget which one). Do I win a prize for lamest claim?

Oh and a mate of mine went out with Zoe Ball. She used to hang out with us when she was a chubby teenager.

Xherbivorex wins

BenHouldsworth – Member
I was copped off with what I thought was Naomi Campbell in a London club but it turned out to be a tranny; it was dark

😆

an old mate of ours (used to co-own wisdom skate shop in affleck’s palace in manchester) shagged su pollard off hi de hi in a travelodge in leeds in the mid 90s.

That will take some topping.

an old mate of ours (used to co-own wisdom skate shop in affleck’s palace in manchester) shagged su pollard off hi de hi in a travelodge in leeds in the mid 90s.

I didn’t realise Su Pollard was that old.

she was on the news being interviewed about the publishing world

And the camerman and interviewer didn’t notice? 😯 😉

My ex is in this film so kind of famous, I didn’t know she rode mountainbikes until I saw this.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ZGkArPxEc[/video]

Jimmy Saville. It was a long time ago …

does the sister of the guitarist from London Beat count?

My mum went out with Floella Bemjamins brother.

I did have a fumble with an unnamed member of parliament when i was at University. Was quite shocked when i saw her on telly a few months back; time has not been kind (she’d say the same about me, i’m sure)

And i did slow dance at a party with the sister of a bloke at school, who was the one in Grange Hill whose mum was a teacher. No snogging though, teachers were present.

I used to go to college with Nigel Mansells daughter.
On a night out once my mate copped off Miss Mansell and I copped off with her housemate.

One thing led to another and, inevitably, I ended the night pi55ing in Miss Mansells bath*. . . . like you do.

*sadly thats not a euphemism.

I had a thing with a woman who appeared as a character in the Dear Deidre picture case book in the Sun.

Not really famous though…..

Sharon Davis gave me a kiss once, (won a fitness comp) I had no choice in the matter either, was not something I would want to repeat!

Peck on the cheek from Melinda Messenger, she is a very very nice person in real life.

A cuddle off Linda Lusardi in a nightclub in Brum, she was way down to earth.

A bloke I used to work with claimed to have ‘done the business’ with Celine Dion in the crudest of ways possible 😯

@flatfish – respect, mate, but I don’t see much about tyre choice in that film 🙁

richiethesilverfish – I tried, but failed, to pull Chloe once…

At school I briefly dated Ruth from Moulettes (a “British Orchestral Progressive Folk Rock band”).

I got off with Anna Adams, who did a bit of BBC3 reporting a couple of years back. we were probably 14 or 15 at the time

EDIt: at least I think I did, there were a lot of girls like her in the local private schools, and Fridays were always messy, pretty sure I did…

I had a thing with a woman who appeared as a character in the Dear Deidre picture case book in the Sun.

Those birds are all off babestation. Ringing babestation doesn’t count as proper sex I’m afraid.

I was once chatted up in a fetish club by a very drunk lisa hammond- she played paddys girlfirend in max and paddy

I once drank some of Lisa l’Anson’s Pepsi (unfortunately not a euphemism).

Edd – easy there. I specifically left the first name out as my wife is called Chloe. Now i’m all confused as to which one you tried to pull 🙂

Not properly famous but she is in the under 25 GB Hockey squad.. So future olympian 😉

neil the wheel – Member

The Queen Mother tried to slip her tongue in.

Being a best man is a bit like being asked to snog the Queen mother – it is a great honor, but let us be honest – nobody really want’s to do it…

Not famous, and we didn’t snog, but I went to the cinema with the girl from a Morrissey video (the one about every day being a bit like Sunday). Would liked to have snogged her, but I was too young, and way off her radar..

Friend of my missus was going out with Andi Peters for a bit. She broke up with him when she woke up one night to find him trying to put his winkie woo-woo up her marmite motorway.

Allegedly. Please don’t sue me.

I boned a bird in Craig Bellamy’s jacuzzi… And his steam room… and in his bedroom… And on the front lawn too. Does that count?