Audi, Atrocious?

Grow up , the lot of you.

I dont have a titty but am now really worried about my alternator. PANIC

I’ve just wet my pants reading this.

Fine work, all of you.

The crux of this thread seems to be that he sometimes drives a not particularly special car that isn’t his and in some way feels we should envy him due to the assumption that we all drive lesser cars that aren’t ours and then only because the person who actually owns them does not earn enough to buy anything better.

I think the problem with the alternator could be solved by lewismorgan seeking psychiatric help.

£420 all in don’t sound too bad

I really am a waffling cockwad I admit it

Recognition is the first step mate, well done. I feel we have made a real breakthrough today 🙂

Does this fall within the definition of the Edinburgh defence?

Textbook, absolutely textbook.

So what did the electrical engineer find when he dismantled the old alternator?

So what did the electrical engineer find when he dismantled the old alternator?

One of these I imagine

lovl!!!!

you could try fixing it yourself, but the emergency tool kits you get with these cars aren’t great.

Remember to use a pair of tights (you know, your mum’s ones that you wear when they’re out to dinner) if the fan belt goes.

Oh, and LOLlage @ jon1973 😀

such a great read, kept me entertained over lunch 🙂

lewismorgan – Member

Cheers for the laugh guys,
you entertaine dus all night,
and apart from the original post you’ve been well and trulytrolled!
OMG! HTF did that happen? We’ve all been outwitted by a 12 year old. My head is hanging in shame and embarrassment, and everyone else’s should be too.

Can’t believe I missed this whole thread until now!

and apart from the original post you’ve been well and trulytrolled!

Am confused – is there an Audi or not? What happened to the lovely Triumph Herald he was going to get as his first car?

Am wondering if the dad drops sonny of here on his way to Shell HQ

Am confused – is there an Audi or not?

It’s simple, I believe there is an Audi but not belonging to the OP, the OP thinks he is his dad and I am Spartacus.

I’m Spartacus and so is my wife.

the OP thinks he is his dad and I am Spartacus

😆

Thread of the Decade this one. Wish I had reined my neck in a bit and not come across with cockish undertones though.

Am confused – is there an Audi or not?

No, just a Golf redesigned by a blind hairdresser.

Wish I had reined my neck in a bit and not come across with cockish undertones though.

You can only do what comes naturally m_f 😛

I wouldn’t trust any Audi dealer, when I had my Audi (just got rid) they reckoned I needed new Discs all round on the final 3 year warranty service, I highly doubted this and got a second opinion and all I needed was the pads replaced, never used an Audi main dealer since. Hope Volvo are better because thats what I’m driving now.

You can only do what comes naturally m_f

It’s okay, I will return to normality and put my cock away soon when I get DadCarMobile.

Probably.

It’s simple, I believe there is an Audi but not belonging to the OP, the OP thinks he is his dad and I am Spartacus.

You forgot about his son/brother (possibly the same person) who is an Electrical Engineer and a friend who works as an Engineer for Audi, or was it Aldi?

No real interest in cars here, so only just opened this thread now (was wondering why it had got to 5 pages).

This is a bike forum. The best car in the world is therefore a 6 seater van.

Still, made a slightly interesting read as I had my breakfast.

You forgot about his son/brother (possibly the same person) who is an Electrical Engineer and a friend who works as an Engineer for Audi, or was it Aldi?

No, they is Spartacus too.

I once dated a girl who’s Dad owned a Bentley. Am I allowed to wave my willy around now?

Actually, that was a VAG group car too.

Still, made a slightly interesting read as I had my breakfast.

Breakfast?

It’s half past 2 you lazy bum…unless you’re from abroad.

The family business?

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Ah bless, a troll who runs to the mods.

That’s incredible, really how old are you lewismorgan? You start a troll thread and then complain when people bite.

The following haha is not from amusement but an expression of contempt. Ha ha!

Was that even written by the online team? Would they “remove all users” or just temporary ban them? How do you incline a comment?

Oh, and people in glass houses…

I’m truely appalled by the Stw online team’s spelling. Are they channelling the spirit of mark datz?

*reports every post on the thread to slow the “mods” down*

*reports dd for wasting the mods time*

I doubt it as I don’t think the “STW online team” have suddenly transmogrified into Americans. However, that aside the spelling is much better so if it is bogus he must have had some help (from an American).

“Online team specialists”?? – I also doubt they’d use management BS

I’m truely appalled by the Stw online team’s spelling

A proper Alanis moment, that one.

What are “online team specialists” – how many online teams do we have here and why do they need a specialist??? Blimey 😯