The fact that nobody has said Derby yet says it all, no one even realises it exists
But I would say Stoke just about trumps Derby
And both only because Cumbernauld isn’t a city
Personally though I think all cities share similar issues, and have their good and bad points, the clincher is what is easily accessible from around the city, for example Sheffield and Manchester have the Peak District, Liverpool is in easy distance to the coast and welsh mountains, even Middlesbough, a complete shithole has the North York Moors
If you had a day off work and had to spend it in a city you would rather do it in Wakefield than London?
I could get a lot more drunk, so forget where I was, much quicker and cheaper in Wakefield (I lived just outside Wakefield for 2 years, it is pretty shit and I know how dangerous getting drunk there can be, especially on a Friday night!)