Think of a film, remove one letter from the title, describe the film

Ha ! cock – A drunk superhero is a menace to the city of Los Angeles. A public relations expert tries to help him with his image.

Band of Bothers – A group of jehovas witness’ parachute behind enemey lines to knock non doors persuading the Germans they are wrong.

The odfather – A tale of a dad with aspergers

Get ich or die trying – 50 cent tries to find himself.

irates of the caribbean. Angry Jamaicans fighting over the dwindling supplies of cannabis.

Indiana Joes and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull – An ordinary Joe finds himself finding out what to do with a crystal skull.

Day – A gourp of 2nd world war soldiers don’t get up to much

Lord of the Lies – Peter Mandelson biopic illustrating the breakdown of conventional social mores in the pursuit of power

Field of Drams – Kevin Costner portrays a prohibition era farmer who, while drinking on his verandah, hears voices calling him to build a still and start bottling moonshine. Cameo from Jack Daniels.

Oceans 1 – First of a planned decalogy of prequels for the George Clooney films, centred on a complicated school canteen pie heist, featuring Zac Efron as a young Danny Ocean.

Sumdog Millionaire – two boys befriend an orphaned girl. They like Maths and answer the questions on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.”

ALL-E – Animated robot on Acid that is programmed to dance till dawn in some field on earth, just outside of the M25.

Wizard of O

From behind a curtain, a man manipulates a machine that gives Dorothy a succession of knee trembling experiences the likes of which she’s never experienced.

“Toto! I’ve never come this way before!”

Mr. Ben’s Holiday – Mr Ben wins a trip to Cannes. On his way to the beach, he pops into a changing room and comes out in a space suit.

No County For Old Men – A drug deal in 1980s a southern Texas county goes bad. There are dead bodies all around, and a man who is out hunting finds the scene — with a satchel of money. He tries to lay low, but a killer finds out who he is and begins tracking him down. The local sheriff is left to find the trail of dead bodies.

Failure to Lunch – Parents hire a woman to giver their 30-something son some food, he refuses the tiny morsel incentive to move out of their house.

Pus in Boots – Antonio Banderas provides the voice over for the cat with a badly infected claw

X-Men: The Last Sand – Patrick Stewart, fathers a mutant who develops a passion for preparing wood pre painting.

I’m done now… I’m off for tea and bickies.

The Usual SusPets-Which lovable creature in the line up is Keyser Soze?
The Rod-tale of fishing equipment in a post apocalyptic world.

War of the Wolds – Irate ramblers wipe out flatland dwelling mtbers using tripod robots

Wallace and Grommit and the curse of the wererabbi – cheese loving lazybones and his faithful dog launch antisemitic “bloodsuckers” smear campaign

Around the wold in 80 days

Painfully hip Polish arthouse movie of the travels and travails of Alan the slug who lives in Thornton-on-the-Wold

Bregante – wow – synchronicity ay! What are the chances of that??

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Blame it on io – a self confessed “hipster” and “single speeder” holds a simple Genesis mtb responsible for their “sisters jeans” fetish

ZombieLAN – Hordes of the undead fail miserably to get a wireless network up and running.

The Brothers Rimm – Bad taste modern versions of classic fairy tales.

Bad Tate – Low budget early Peter Jackson film in which rubbery aliens take control of a major art gallery.

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The Roc: biopic about a very large bird on Alcatraz.
The War of the Words: Tale of a battle between rival dictionary publishers

Seve – The late Spanish golf star’s secret life as a serial killer

Rock – a rock overcomes adversity to win
Rock2 – a rock overcomes adversity to win, in a different country
Rock 3

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A Fish Called Wada – something smells in the world of athletes drug testing.

Pushing ti – John cusack takes his cove hummer for a ride, and punctures.

-On Air . Nicey and Smashy and Nick Cage form an unlikey DJ trio and transmit from a Boeing 737.

The Hills Have Yes: A family stranded in the desert fall victim, one by one, to a group of radio active prog rock mutants. ‘It goes on for bloody ever’ is the strap line on the poster

Pup Fiction – The lives of one hit dog, a boxer, pee’s up a gangster’s wife, and a pair of diner bowls intertwine in four (wag)tales of violence and redemption

ill Bill Vol 1 – A Bride wakes up after a long night on the Vodka. The cake that she carried before entering the party is gone. The only thing on her mind is to have revenge on the baker..

Harry Potter and the half blood rince – Harry and Hermione finally come up with a spell to give Ron proper hair

The Chronicals of Narna – A family of bananas travel to a distant land meeting a whole host of fantasy fruits.

Rain Ma – prequel to…..

Cape Far: Superman retires from the superhero business and takes part in a long-distance flying competition. The movie spawned a Jim Henson TV series, Farcape.

Falling Dow: Satirical drama set in current-day recession stricken America. The spiritual successor to Wall Street.

Dub and Dumber: A mute rapper joins a hip-hop troupe with hilarious consequences.

Firfly: Well regarded but short-lived series about an ensemble group of forestry insects.

Tree Men and a Baby – prequel to Tarzan

Toy Tory – Woody feels he’s being coerced into running against CMD, is it for real, or is someone actually pulling his string…

Alt: Super-spy Angelina Jolie rolls a second World of Warcraft character.

Tick or Treat: Horror story where a young man might have contracted Lyme’s Disease.

Lose encounters of the third kind – a gambling addict tries his hand in the casino after fruit machines and horse racing prove fruitless in the pursuit of wealth

Cape Far: Superman retires from the superhero business and takes part in a long-distance flying competition. The movie spawned a Jim Henson TV series, Farcape.

Cap Fear – man with an inexplicable aversion to headwear. Starring T.J

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No Cuntry For Old Men: a woman with no vagina is searching for the right geriatric lover?