Think of a film, remove one letter from the title, describe the film

Rob-Cop – Biopic about Robert Peel

The Truman Sow – A pig gets the feeling it’s being watched

Gone with the Win – An athlete struggles to keep motivated after winning the world championship

Aws

in which a Police Chief, an oceanologist and a grizzled fisherman go out to catch a really cute looking ickle shark.

Abe

Australian farmer unexpectedly enters first american president into a sheepdog contest.

Four Ions

Four incompetent Muslamic fundamentalist scientists attempt experiments in electrochemistry, with disastrous consequences.

Chorlton and the Heelies

Update of the childrens classic to be relevant to today’s under tens.

VATar – Captain Hook battles to save his stash of pirate gold from the marauding inland revenue from another planet

Rave of the Fireflies – They’ve got their own glowsticks, they want to party

PNS Labyrinth – Portsmouth Napoleonic Society get lost in a maze

Hor – An Egyptian god is cast out of his fantastic realm by his father for his arrogance and sent to Earth to live among humans. Falling in love with scientist Jane Foster teaches Hor much-needed lessons, and his new-found strength comes into play as a villain from his homeland sends dark forces toward Earth.

The Bids: A small community is terrorised by a swarm of rogue Ebay bidders.

The Abss – Peter Andre finds aliens living at the bottom of the sea

The Wild Geee – Major movie stars in mercenary gang sent to recover Indian take away
Halowee – experiences of incontinence when in battle
Shindler’s Lit – The illumination of Liam Meeson
The Camber of Secrets – young wizard learns how to use the berms
Ha cock – washed up superhero made to wear skin tight lycra while school girls giggle and point

Apocalypse Ow – the smaller injuries of war

Ferris Bueller’s day of…John Hughes eschews his trademark happy ending and decides to keep everyone guessing this time.

What’s Eating Gilbert? Rape! – Gaz Top in court-room drama about sexually assaulting a rubber alien

Di Hard- a porn film co-starring that ginger Army guy and a certain ‘ex-royal’

Too much? Sorry

The Itch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy – Looks like that crusty we picked up at the services has got fleas. Glad we put him in the back row of seats in our Ford people carrier.

The Izard of Oz: A transvestite comedian hooks up with Dorothy and the Wicked Witch in a mythical rainbow land.

REQUIEM FOR A DRAM:

The whisky-induced utopias of four Coney Island individuals are shattered when their addictions to 25yr old Macallan become stronger.

PUP FICTION
The lives of two alsatian hit men, a boxer dog, a bulldogs wife, and a pair of diner doggie bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption.

Snakes on a lane – mountain bikers attacked by snakes on a secluded country lane.

headfirst – Member

Di Hard- a porn film co-starring that ginger Army guy and a certain ‘ex-royal’

Too much? Sorry

Don’t worry. We’ve not done The Back Hole or Rear Widow yet.

Have you lot got nothing better to do?

Some of these are v funny. 😆

my faith is restored in STW! 😀

The Iron Lad – meryl streep wows audiences with her portrayal of the iron man’s long lost son

Jurassic Par 3 – a heatwarming british romcom set in a crazy golf course on the jurassic coast.

Bring it o! – highschool cheerleaders realise they’ve made a mistake in challenging another school

Peed – er.. um.. I dunno.

Cary on Nurse – Mr Grant gets luck with his medical staff
Rabbit Poof Fence – effeminate Australian reseller of stolen rodents
Hebie Rides Again – flowering shrub takes to the streets of San Francisco in a Beetle once more.
D-Da – film about Sheffield dialect

Fahrenheit 91 – documentary about Michael Moore’s summer holiday to Florida.

My Left Foo – Daniel Day Lewis marries double vagina’d woman

I commend you all on a top effort 🙂 🙂

my contribution:

Run Lol Run; the story of a girl condemned to endlessly repeat her ungainly sprinting technique, to the hilarity of others.
Tins- Arnold Schwarzenegger discovers his secret past in metal food container production.
Tin Town- welsh scallies discover their neighbourhood is made entirely from old spam containers.
or:
Twin Ton- generously built cyclist in identical sibling shocker…

Onan the Barbarian – Arnie in stars as the wa*king warrior

Mad in Manhattan – A politician mistakes J.Lo for Natasha Richardson, and is promptly sectioned.

Roger Rabbi – Jewish porn

Only Fools and Hoses — slapstick comedy about inept firemen.

Finding Emo: The frantic search for pale skin and black trenchcoats

Sorry

Ride & Prejudice – The tragic tale of a man who turns up at Llandegla in a Lada with an Apollo on the roof.
He is shunned.

Beak House – Documentary about a man who collects parrots. He may, or may not be called Bill.

The Huk – The story of a large, green mountain biker who loves drops.

The Ear Hunter- Robert Di Nero has found his arse and his elbow, what’s next?
(sorry if it’s been done but just found this, brilliant)

The Word is Not Enough – James Bond needs more than Terry Christian can offer

Dive – A mysterious Hollywood stuntman, mechanic and snorkelist lands himself in trouble when he helps out his neighbour. He doesn’t say much but boy is he sexy.

Love tory – Boris and his hareem, old story in a modern setting

A Soldier’s tory – blond, tousle haired public school boy and his military fan club

The Neverending tory – Maggie celebrates her 125th birthday

The Greatest tory Ever Told – The passion of christ starring dave and mates in star roles

Bedtime tories – More adventures with Boris and his ladies

A Christmas tory – A politician is for life not just Christmas

Our Mutual Fiend – The life story of Hora.

A clockwork range – Disturbing tale of a violent stove
The Bi Lebowski – Someone nicks a rug from a chap who swings both ways
Dial for Murder – Murder mystery with a broken phone
Carface- violent drama featuring an unfortunate facial disfigurement.

Ride & Prejudice – The tragic tale of a man who turns up at Llandegla in a Lada with an Apollo on the roof.
He is shunned.

😆 Tears!

Cream – A bunch of teenagers learn the way of the world when a stranger calls, bringing scones and jam