Think of a film, remove one letter from the title, describe the film

Fiddler on the Roo – The heartwarming tale of a compulsive Australian self abuser who finds true love with a marsupial.

Nchanted – follow NDubs in their dream of chanting their way into reality.

Attack of the 5ft woman – a city centre Friday night

Mutiny on the Bunty – an editorial disgreement in the offices of a girls’ comic

An American Werewolf i London – The classic is back – with Yorkshire dialect subtitles.

Brie Encounter – A womans ilicit relationship with a piece of cheese she found at a station.

Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind – A couple stop smoking weed and remember that they were happier apart.

Eight Mil – Emminem stars in this much abridged cut

I’ll let you lot decide which letter from the first word to remove)

The Count of Monte Christo – He aint a nice man.

Star Trek: The Search for Sock – A very quiet day on the Enterprise.

The silence of the labs – a dog lover sets out to remove the voice box of all living labradors

Pies like us – A twisted scientist creates the first sentient pasty, with tragic consequences.

Orkies

After losing the battle of the rings, those teenage Orks who survived say what the heck, go to out on the razz….

Vanishing Pint

A desperate race against time to make last orders in San Francisco

Busy Malone – A day in the life of that bloke what makes The Choir on BBC2. There’s a lot of military wives you know.

Ate M; Cannibal runs riot in MI6, eats 007’s boss.

Oh Bother, Where Art Thou? – An Amish man searches for the keys to his barn.

That is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever read! Bravo sir.

Aging Bull. Robert Deniro stars in this Oscar-winning biopic about an abattoir worker’s attempts to save his favourite beast from the bolt gun

Ear Window – man gets double glazing in odd places

Black seep; a story about an oil leak that just wouldn’t stop.

best thread in a while 😀

Scooby Do – go on, buy one, they’re not really for Chavs
Call of the Wil – public school boy with silly name phones home from Alaska
Jeus of Nazareth – rock band in smoothy accident

Roy; man gets thorn in heel, loses swordfight

The Sith Sense; Bruce Willis joins the dark side of the force

When Harry Et Sally – contains a disturbing canabilism scene in a diner.

Animal Hose – Elephant trunks, basically.

Bun After Reading – George Clooney experiences England by going to a music festival. Then visiting Greggs.

Hamburger Ill – Man gets food poisoning from dodgy roadside eatery.

Attack of the Cones – inanimate objects cause mayhem on galactic motorway system

Toy – The Spartans forget to fill the horse with soldiers so the residents of Troy use in as a giant Pinata
Coogan’s Buff – Clint Eastwood shows his ugly side
Shaft’s Big Sore! – Richard Roundtree visits the STD clinic
Slash – Tom Hanks meets a mermaid during an embarrassing moment
Dead Pets Society – Robin Williams gets his kicks from killing puppies

Ice Col in Alex – Unexpected appearance of a snow-capped alpine summit in Egypt.

Twelve Moneys – Bruce Willis travels back from a future earth ravaged by economic disaster to prevent the Euro being formed
Pushing In – Billy Bob Thornton get’s a lesson in British queuing etiquette in airports
The Third Ma – Orson Welles introduces his children to yet another stepmum
PAL – alien comes to Earth to resolve the video tape incompatibility issues

The Ook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover – who let that bloody chimpanzee on to the set?

Attack the lock – aliens struggle to navigate inland waterways
Zombielad – Yorkshire boy returns from the grave
Vanishing Pint – Kowalski takes a well earned break on the way to San Francisco

Akia – Studio Ghibli excel once more in the story of a dyslexic Japanese carpenter taking the fight to a Swedish furniture behemoth.

Step Bothers – laughs galore as Will Ferrell and John C Reilly try (and fail) to climb a spiral staircase.

Mr Doubtfire – Houses and businesses burn to the ground as fire chief Robin Williams attempts to sort out the prank calls from genuine emergencies.

The Da Vinci Cod – Polymath fish genius achieves greatness before tragically ending up in a chippy in Scunthorpe.

‘A load of old pollacks’ – Turtle Film.

Harry Otter – A semi-acquatic mammal goes to school to become a wizard before realising he’s an otter and magic isn’t real

Solent Green – A Southampton resident investigates if the chemical works polluted that bit of water between the city and the Isle of Wight

Wwaswas – I think you mean librarian? 😉

Toll Hunter – Scandinavians looking for the M6 bypass

Rusty Spanner – Member
The Da Vinci Cod – Polymath fish genius achieves greatness before tragically ending up in a chippy in Scunthorpe.
‘A load of old pollacks’ – Turtle Film.

*Applauds*

My Left Foo – Dave Grohl makes his first film appearance.
Targate – Who spilt that tar everywhere? Time travellers investigate

Requiem for a Ream – Follow up to the earlier mentioned Field of Reams. Farmer tries to get the Pope to say mass for his (some might say inevitably) disastrous paper mill

portlyone – I nearly put monkey 😉

Evil Dad – Bruce Campbell stops his children’s pocket money for no reason.

Mamma Ma! – Musical about the history of tautology.