Think of a film, remove one letter from the title, describe the film

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The Man with the Golden Gu. Onanistic adventures of King Midas…

Space Ball. Adolf Hitlers missing gonad is found drifting in the interstellar space. Dark Helmet aims to start a new master race in this thrilling cosmic re-imagining of The Boys from Brazil.

Drive. A tale of a man leading a double life as a stuntman and a cash in hand layer of hooky Tarmac. What will happen to him and his complicated existence when he meets a beautiful young mother and her child…?

Finding Emo. A goth father searches desperately for his son after losing him in a town full of the twin temptations of cheap cider and playground swings.

Far from the adding crowd – escape from the accounts dept
The Thomas Crown ffair – Steve McQueen spends a fortune on a Welsh Watlzer
Cliffanger – someone stops him singing at Wimbledon
Toy Tory – Nick Clegg biopic
Due – desert planet Arrakis waits for UPS delivery
Rebel without a case – motor bike gang leader invents panniers
A Bride too Far – Mit Romney’s Mormon beliefs get the better of him

The Spy Ho Loved Me – Part time espionage expert works as a call-girl on the side. Meets handsome man, the rest is history.

toy tory – Flashheart has a film made about his life
Never ending Tory – thatcher innit
etc

Oldfinger…. seriously low rent pron.

Dude here’s my Car – Some guys find their car in mega packed carpark.

Dive Angry – Tom Daley seeks revenge in the 2016 Olympics for getting bronze in London.

Ed – a little boy wishes the Labour leader would be his thunder buddy for life.

Coo Runnings – The Jamacian Sprint team face their toughest challenge yet….. chasing down the pidgeons of Trafalgar Square.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom – A behind the scenes documentary where Indiana Jones interviews the followers of one half of the infamous Dick and Dom and finds out about the Golden Temple in the shape of a Grasshopper that is dedicated to him.

Austin Powers Godmember – Austin Powers, having lost his mojo, turns to the church for support in his time of need.

The Boyguard – Kevin Costner stars in the remake, where he must protect a young singer from all who would wish him harm. Justin Beiber co-stars.

Barefoo in the Park – Dave Grohl parties with Prince Harry and wakes up in a park, in Vegas

The Prince and the Paper – Two lookalike boys, one a poor Vegas party animal and the other a prince, exchange places to see what the other’s life is like without the UK papers reporting it.

Winnie the Poo – Eyeore has lost his tail, and lashes out at the one friend nearby who may be responsible.

Sorry, stuck at my desk for lunch….

The Irates of Penzance – Group of London dwelling Nimbies object to a hostel being built near they 2nd homes

Tomb aider – emergency medical attendant saga set in a graveyard

Chariots of ire – set in ancient Rome; everyday people get upset at the latest taxes set by caligula and take to the streets

ad Max – about a guy who works in advertising and is called Max

Hut Locker – Docustyle film about the guys who check beach huts are secure

Tar Wars – molgrips new caravan based lifestyle turns out to be a bit more exciting than originally planned
BoyzNTheHod – gangsta brickies in action, innit
The Last King of Cotland – Alex Salmond’s ambitions turn out to be a bit juvenile
Tom Raider – millionaire actor dodges curry bill