Think of a film, remove one letter from the title, describe the film

West side Tory – Maggie Thatchers gangsta dayz
Spinal Ap – a chiropractor’s quest to make it big via the iTunes store
Pubic Enemies – John Dillinger gets a severe case of crabs

Tar Wars – rival contractors struggle to win major roadbuilding contracts.

(May the 4th be with you BTW).

slainte 🙂 rob

One with the wind – a woman’s fight against flatulence
Ill Bill – Mr Clinton has a terrible cold
Ton – a big fella rides a bike

Dead Man’s Hoes – Pimpin’ ain’t easy

Ron Man- newscaster Ron Burgandy fights evil in a high tech suit of armour.

ET Carter – a vengeful alien returns to earth to find out who killed his brother

Life of Bran – a riveting tale of cereal production.

Godfinger – An intimate portrate of the friendship between Jesus and his disciples in the steamy, hedonistic fleshpots of early first century Jerusalem.

Once Upon A Time In the Wet – A wonderful fairytale set in the Calder Valley that will delight incontinents of all ages.

The Lady and the Tram – Rita Sullivan relives the day Alan Bradley got mowed down on Blackpool promenade

Field of Reams – A man is visited by qhosts who inspire him to build a paper factory outside his farm

Raining day- Ethan Hawk stays inside on his first day at his new job.

Apocalypse No! – A heartbreaking tale of how The Reverend Ian Paisley suffered a crisis of faith.

A Cockwork Orange – A sexy, violent British romp about a windowcleaner who dreams of opening his own brothel in a tanning salon.
Stars Robin Askwith.

Erminator – small stoat-like furry animal goes bonkers with guns and Harleys in post-Apocolyptic world.

ALEN – members of the Abnormal Load Escort Network are terrorised by an extra terrestrial creature during the movement of a large dumper truck down the M6.

E – a small boy is convinced he’s best friends with an alien from outer space

Hamburger ill – sequel to supersize me
Toy Tory – Chucky meets Call me dave

The Pink Panter – A bumbling Frenchman runs around breathlessly in the nude

T – a very British film about our national drink

Tax Driver – George Osbourne struggles in a desperate bid to save the UK’s economy.

The Dee Hunter – Docu-drama following the lives of rabbit and fish stranglers in Wales

Rainspotting – Ian Macaskill, Michael Fish and Carole Kirkwood star in this coming of age RomCom/musical/slashfest into the minds of ‘The Predicters’…

It’s a Wonderful Lie

Chap decides he really is a total waste of space after hallucinations fade

A*S*H – a pair of zany military surgeons investigate why their tent burned to the ground, taking their illicit still and all their belongings with it.

Easy Ride – a documentary about Blues

2001 A Pace Oddity – Paula Radcliffe’s search for a continuous gait.

The Fisher Kin – A trawler man and all his relatives.

Moo – A Cow discovers she is a clone.

Robot – an unspectacular film about an everyday robot that obeyed its programmed laws.

The Blair Itch Project – a bunch of kids film themselves getting attacked by midges in the woods

Star Was
Bruce Willis struggles against the odds to save earth as the sun explodes

M*A*H – a pair of zany military surgeons struggle with their Oedipal Complexes.

Riders of the Lost Ark: trailquest with nazis

Tax Driver – Robert De niro plays a mentally unstable chancellor of the exchequer, fighting his urge to violently lash out, attempting to save a teenage prostitute in the process.

Return of the Jed – good ole boy fails to settle into big city life and heads home to Missisippi to look after the family farm

Arch of the Penguins – flightless avian acrobatic team perform stunts on ice.

Ageing Bull – Male bovine demetia classic
24 Hour Arty People – Andy Warhol and his pals having fun in the Factory
Cool Hand Uke – George Formby chaingang musical
Touching The Vid – 70sHome Safety film to disuade children from tampering with the BetaMax
epo Man – The story of a racing cyclist
Chariots of Fir – The Romans experiment with different materials to come up with a race winner
Dont Loo Now – British toilet comedy

Eddy has a debt with ‘Atchet ‘Arry who wants control of his fathers hoisery business as payment – “Lock, Sock and Two Smoking Barrels…”

Angled – Rapunzel bends Flynn’s nose through 90 degress with judicous use of her frying pan.

Ho to train your Dragon – A group of surly viking street kids use prostitutes as bait for their pet Dragons.

Finding Neo – A Clown fish makes friends with a cool dude in sunglasses and discovers that the Ocean is a computer program.

Jurrassic Ark – A mad scientist re-animates dinosaurs from fossilized DNA, herds them into a boat two by two and brings them to Europe.

The Man with the Olden Gun – A spies adventures with his trusty flintlock pistol

The empire trikes back – stormtroopers forced to abandon AT ATs as MOD spending cuts bite

Withnail Ani – young red head girl drinks, takes drugs, goes on holiday by mistake….

Aiders of the lost Ark. – The follow up to Jurassic Ark. Some well meaning scientists try to integrate the dinosaurs into sociery.

The Spy Who Loved E – 007 gets loved up and dances till dawn. He is horrifed into cleaning his act up when he wakes up one morning next to Q.