ok. we can all stop trying the knees togethr ankles apart whilst sat staring at our screens. How can that work?
It ‘offers up’ the work surface for increased contact area. Trust me, it works.
Shib – what on God’s Green Earth is Big Ball Day?
Don’t you have the occasional Big Ball Day? When they hang lower and swing more pendulously than usual? Is it just me???
No no – you have to dry Mr Johnson’s head before you reach on through.
Surely even F2Bers need to do this to avoid the dreaded wet penny?
You’re just making extra work for yourself there mate. Stand slowly, turn slightly towards the bath, and ‘flick’ your pelvis – more Michael Jackson than Elvis Presley. You can shout “Eeeh-heeee!” if it helps, but it’s not really necessary. That should avoid any “blue-on-blue” incidents.