online dating experiences

You have a pouty-schlong?

Or the philosophy of

pouty-schlong

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Anna I like your thinking.

If you guys are worried about what the Mull of Kintyre looks like, I would avoid googling “map of Tasmania”

No…more a philosophical observation on how people met via internet dating generally reflect those to be met in wider society. Your interpretation an interesting lesson in perspective though.

Whoa there missy 🙂 You posted a remark I interpreted in a certain way. I thought you were generalising that, all men really want is the physical. You explained that wasn’t what you meant and I put my hands up for possibly getting it wrong.
😉

Or the philosophy of

pouty-schlong

Wasn’t he that 12 century, Chinese philosopher who once said:
“Pouty Schlong must never wear Thong” ?

I used Guardian Soulmates and OkCupid over the summer. The former was brilliant for meeting smart interesting women, all of whom had brilliant careers and a lot to talk about. The latter was a lot more chaotic but also lead to more random sexual encounters.

I tried Guardian soulmates for a while. The first girl I dated said that she lived in Guildford, but actually lived in Farnborough. After that fizzled out I started dating somebody else from ‘Guildord’, who actually lived in Haselmere! What was so special about Guildford that people pretended to live there?? 😕

I then started seeing a tall strikingly attractive blonde, but after a few dates, there was a niggling feeling in the back of my mind that something wasn’t quite as it seemed, turns out she’d had gender re-assignement surgery – yes, she used to be a bloke. Now I’m quite open minded, but I just couldn’t get my head round it all and called things off. 😮

Moving over to Match.com peoples profiles were no more truthful, and there’s certainly nowt as queer as folk. I met a delightful young lady who liked nothing more than defacating in her own back garden, she’d have a crap under the bushes then carry it back indoors on a little trowel to flush down the toilet. She found it very liberating, I fould it a little disturbing! 🙄

Have fun out there 🙂

I met a delightful young lady who liked nothing more than defacating in her own back garden, she’d have a crap under the bushes then carry it back indoors on a little trowel to flush down the toilet. She found it very liberating, I fould it a little disturbing!

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There are some very strange people around…

yes, she used to be a bloke
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There are some very strange people around…

Yeah, we all know that she should have used an old newspaper to bring her turd back to the house. Some people eh ?.
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Well exactly, trowels are SO last year….

Well exactly, trowels are SO last year….
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Spot on, after all who wants to clean the trowel afterwards !.
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I found out by accident that there is, apparently, among some members of the fairer sex, a three date rule…
IME the ladies on MySingleFriend seemed more keen on this than the ladies of Guardian Soulmates
It doesn’t seem to be a hallmark of quality or sanity however

The three date rule because that wont make them look like a slag?

WEIRD.

The three date what?! What rule? What am I missing?

Well I went on my third date with a girl the other night and didn’t get any ‘fun’

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The three date what?! What rule? What am I missing?

Possibly a lot, possibly nothing! That’s the problem. It seems to be one of those unwritten rules that some ladies believe but others are unaware of. And you don’t know whether the lady you’re dating is a believer or not.
It’s a minefield!
I got told in no uncertain terms by one lady that I must be gay if I didn’t want ‘fun’ by the end of the third date. In fact, the issue was that she appeared to be funding the black economy of Columbia all on her very own 😯
She worked for the FSA too… so the reason the economy’s in a pickle is the regulators were in the toilets supporting the South American criminal economy instead of keeping an eye on our own!

I can only dream of getting as far as a third date. I tried Guardian and Match and all of the girls I met were nice, but seemed to think after the first date that I was not for them. I have a niggling feeling that I might actually be dull 🙂

you don’t think it’s the fact you’re GINGER !!!

I love gingers. For me its either Asian or ginger in girls.

hora – Member
I love gingers. For me its either Asian or ginger in girls

Both rampant and both a bit nuts…. yeah, fair point.

…and both awesome 8)

So we all now know Horas “preferances” and his “attributes” and hi ponchant for “swapping”..

Whats the next revelation?

The ginger lass I dated years ago was a complete basket case. Stunningly beautiful but absolutely barking.

* Yes, on looks alone I was batting way out of my league. It was probably a “sign”.

yes, I guess it might be because I’m ginger. Top tip is to use black and white photo’s so they don’t realise until you actually meet 🙂

Another redhead fan here

Mmmmm

The 3-date rule is easily broken in my experience. Used POF on-and-off for 3 years and have an 80% hit rate of 1st date carnival knowledge.

That said, there is definitely a “certain type” of woman on POF… AKA mentally damaged.

Dating someone I met in real life at the moment, a lot easier to explain to people how you met… There still seems to be a bit of a stigma to downloading women off the internet.

The ginger lass I dated years ago was a complete basket case. Stunningly beautiful but absolutely barking.

There was absolutely mental ginger Icelandic bird. If I was single I’d have bought her fluffy kittens and sung to her homespun poetry.

9inch meat nails.

And Schlong..

Are these the same thing?

“is expecting a ban”

8)

Have skipped most of the replies. I’m with my partner Louise for 18 months now, met through POF. Had been on a few random dates before, there are definitely a few nut jobs out there 😆

All going well, living together, active together, she even bought an MTB last year!

You git Hora, you edited that..

Now I look like the 😈 one..

..had a quick glance on POF- Jesus theres ALOT that I’d consider contacting 😆

hora
had a quick glance on POF- Jesus theres ALOT that I’d consider contacting

Problem is that statement leaves two possibilities:

a) the women on POF are actually lovely

or

b) Hora has absolutely no standards whatsoever

And i think we all know which of those two possibilities is more likely hey! 😉

So let me get this straight, the three date rule:
If you get them into bed before the 3rd date then you’re both slags.
If you don’t get them into bed before the 3rd date then you’re both considered gay. Heads you win, tails I lose.

maxtorque I wasn’t searching for oompah loompah blonde’s though.

matttromans. I’m going to sound like a prude here but if I was on dating site and the girl expected to be asked for sex by the third date I’d walk. I’d go on a dating site looking for someone to be with/date. I’d think she didn’t think much to what she was doing/wanted.

If I was going on a dating site purely looking for ‘fun’ then fair play.

Plus – I’ve heard this before- people who have profile pics with children in them (why?) Or talk about cats repeatidly in their profile. Who cares? What next talk about interests being walking, breathing and talking? Is that the sum of their parts?

@ hora – female nutters have cats, it’s in the rules. However not all cat owners are nutters.

And if they bring a cat along on a third date…

I love cats and dogs but If I wrote (guessing):

Hey, I’m 39 and I’d consider myself to be in fairly good condition for year/mileage. My dog Burt is my wingman in life. Burt goes everywhere with me- to the pub and we love to snuggle up infront of forums on an evening together. I like cars and I like going out drinking, sometimes Burt can’t come but some pubs do let him in.

You’d read that and think ‘GET A LIFE’.

Cat Owner = Nutter. Fact. Sorry, no exceptions. Any woman that is so lonely and so stupid that she’ll open up her home to one of those vile, disease-ridden creatures should be left firmly on the shelf. Fact.

Oh, yes, that reminds me. Obviously, I’ve only ever seen women’s profiles.
But the one, universal, maddening, comment that always gets posted when women fill out the “About me” section.

“Likes to laugh”

WTF ?, of course you like to laugh, we all do. So what are you actually telling me.