Not Another Nicked Ibis Mojo!!

Lester, you claim an intellect of high standards and yet you are seemingly illiterate. Very poor trolling. Have you not heard of punctuation?

So, you dine in Chelsea? That's my part of the world. Whereabouts do you live? £320 for two without wine? Why the hell did you not have a bottle?

To be honest, there are too many holes in your "story" for you to be real. Trolling, and not very good trolling at that.

what does cfh mean?

I can imagine him sitting alone in his unfurnished flat, surrounded by stolen goods, wanting desperately to post something, but then stopping himself. "No I can't, I've said I'm eating out tonight" as the doorbell goes and dominos is delivered for the 5th time this week

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Genuine lol from me there.

lester if your iq is so high how can you seriously look at these adverts on ebay and not think that they are a bit shady?

its a TLA

Lester – Member
what does cfh mean?

He, that is to say I, means that you are full of bovine excrement.

Lester, I'm from the south and I think you are nothing but a cockstand.
So far, you have claimed that you're a hardman by offering someone out, wealthy, to have a beautiful bird, 45 bikes in a year, a chalet (did you say you had a lambo?)and a high IQ (which you have not demonstrated in any way). Bet you were in the SAS too.
I'm calling bullsh1t.
I reckon you're 17 years old, 5'8", 9 stone and still sucking on mammys t1t.
What do you reckon Moz?

Gordon Ramsay – Royal Hospital Road

A La Carte – 3 course 90 quid

Tasting Menu – 7 course 120 quid

you're so rich you left a 100 quid tip, what a guy

captain flash heart try this for size. if Chelsea i s your part of the world 3 weeks ago i went to the restaurant at the top of the roof gardens in chelsea, do you know it if so what is it called. i know that you can park outside Gordon Ramseys restaurant in Royal Hospital road as there is a single yellow line outside and that the bouncers on the door of the discreet restaurant are very pleasant as they open the door for you.
i also know that you can park in hyde park and walk to the royal albert hall which i do when i visit there. i also know the barbers opposite Chelsea football club where some of the younger players have their hair cut. As i said only comment on what you know, would you like to call me and have a conversation with me and still see if you consider me to be illiterate?

the walter mitty of stw 😉

also i dont have wine because i dont drink and drive and i have to get up at 4am. and the tip is included in the service charge you pleb

This topic has been great reading – 9/10
But I'm off for a night ride – hopefully get back into this in an hour and a half to catch up on the goings on.

Hopefully everyone will have had a beer and we will all be friends – just not with Lester

A barber where kevballing plebs have their hair cut? You expect me to be impressed by that?

2/10. Must try harder.

i know you can park on my station yard but not outside but you need a security pass to get thru the gate , i know the bouncers in tiger tiger a jockeys and i cut my own hair . do i win a prize ?

so why did you pay 320 quid for a meal that at most only cost 240 quid?

are you so rich it doesn't matter and you just slap down whatever comes out of your pocket?

[swoons] I wish I was like Lester, he's great[/swoons]

yes the taster menu is £120 each one glass of champagne each, and coffees after comes to £295 and with a 12.5% service charge it comes to about £320.
in fact the Fat duck was dearer, but not as nice as Raymond le blancs place in Great Milton. the fact is i can prove everything i have said as my girlfriend keeps a menu from every restaurant we go to and the bill. in fact we had the best meal at the Gavroche, mind you Jamie OLIVERS 15 was a great laugh but the best restaurant was Haikkidos. also when we went to Nobu we went to the funky Bhudda next door for a dance after . has it not clicked yet i am telling the truth and have been all along!

pmsl @ mick, dont hose him down!

After all the restaurant visits – when do you get chance to go riding?

Lester, don't forget to kick the cat on your way out, top stuff keep it coming.

Top tip, this is the internet, don't take it too seriously, CFH lives in a tower block in Hackney & drives a mk111 escort in the real world 😉

Warton i am not rich and i dont profess to be, i drive an 18 year old car and a ten year old car i just have more money than you and i save it and spend it on things i like just like you, we may have different tastes and a different budget but we do the same thing.
Flasheart you gave it the biggun about Chelsea being your manor i was not trying to impress you, listen guys i made a mistake in joining in here.i am not part of your clan sorry for joining in, we come from different worlds and i guess we are glad we are not part of each others.

has it not clicked yet i am telling the truth and have been all along!

You were close until this…

my girlfriend

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what part of hackney? i used to live in a tower block in hackney and played soccer on the marshes for 25 years till my manager took me off saying milk turns fater than me lol

my girlfriend?? please explain

Its strange you presume to be richer than me. why is that?

Well if were having a pi**ing contest, here goes:
me and our lass have eaten out five times this month alone (ok, four of those were at McDonalds and once at the local curry house, but we dont save the menus). The wife once nicked a fanny rag bag from Harry Ramsden's but I dont think that counts. I've got two pushbikes (my newest one cost eight hundred quid, top that), the wife drives a Beetle and I'm in debt up to my ballbag for a two year old Harley. I have an enormous mortgage and quite an impressive overdraft, I work 14 hour days as a charge nurse, and I havent sacked anybody this week. Next, the size of my c**k…

Applauds Barnsleymitch! Chapeau, sir, chapeau!

lol barnsleymitch. you haven't lived till you've sacked people man, get a grip of yourself

I know, just guess I need to MTFU and put my sacking suit on. Just wait a while though, I need to go to the funky buddah for a bit of a dance first!

just read the last few posts – think I may go back to the beginning for a laugh 🙂

NEVER go to the funky Buddah without going to Nobu first, thats schoolboy, isn't it Mozza?

Lester getting down and dirty at the Buddah:
clicky

While we're waiting, does anybody know what's happened to moz? Other than his post two hours ago (a disappointing 'freaks', but at least he spelled it correctly), he appears to have gone quiet. Damn you sir, I have moral conundrums that need answering now!

backhander do you know the othr guys on here? well this is what i suggest why dont you and me meet up somewhere and i will show you pictures of the bikes i have had i9n 3 years., i will show you the restaurant receipts and you can judge for yourself if i am illiterate, then i will kick your butt! if you want to know i am 57 hard as f********g nails and eat **** like you for breakfast. end of story if any one wants to meet me to discuss anything leave your number and i will call you, without fail! i am off out now look forward to reading your posts in the morning, you bunch of losers

Enjoy you meal Lester.

I can heartily recommend the Pepperoni Passion and chicken strippers

I dont know about the rest of you, but when I read that last gem from Lester, a bit of wee came out. Hard as nails sir I tell thee!

make sure you go large with that . help feed that big old brain of yours

Lester, you really are priceless! Please stay here, please!

i actually did a bit of a sex wee and a little trump i can still see the small particles of poo in the air as i type

Do you think he's really gone out, or is he just sitting really quietly with the lights off?

Christ is this still going?

*wanders off*

can anyone just summarise very briefly what happened here – didnt realise it was 15 pages long 🙁