CAN GET U EM M8 SEND NO AND GIVE ME HALF HOUR

YES GIVE ME HALF HOUR, SEND YOUR NO TO COLLECT

Moz, are you? BTW It's Fu Manchu and not Fu Idiots, just in case you forgot.

DONT WORRY I DONT. HAS LESTER LEFT TO SULK

CAN I ASK WHY ANYONE IN THERE RIGHT STATE OF MIND WOULD PAY THOUSANDS ON A FU–ING PUSH BIKE

IS EVERYONE WATCHING SOAPS OR WAT

WE DON'T – WE NICK THEM OR BUY THEM KNOCKOFF.

Mmmmmmmmmmm i see SO YOUR THEIFS JUST LIKE YOU SAY I AM, GOOD LUCK, GOT FEW BITS OF BIKES ERE IF U INTERESTED ORANGE BITS IBIS ETC ?

No, Moz, we are checking with the local scum what you're trying to say (your grammar is rather unusual). They're struggling.

NOW THAT NOT MAKE SENCE

who are you and what have you done with the real moz?

WHO HAS THE HAIRY CHESTED ONE YOUR LASS

HE BIKE HUNTING YOU NEED ANY PARTS

WHO HAS THE HAIRY CHESTED ONE YOUR LASS

And in English it means…
(Ok, German will also do.)

NITE FREEKS HOPE YOU DONT SLEEP WELL,

DONT FORGET TO LOCK YOUR BIKES UP, WELL DONT BOTHER, WASTE OF TIME

Sweet dreams, Honey Pie.

Having read the last couple of pages, it seems obvious to me now that Moz is a regular with another login. It's got a bit boring and predictable now, but it was fun while it lasted.