But, but they’re such a pain..
And stink the place wrotten like.
Just open the microwave, chuck in with random arm movement, press Go. Ping’ and cut the packaging open, steam eyebrows off with gushes of steam, slither contents on plate.. Spread copious amounts of Nutella with pallet knife, wash down with triple single malt whiskey to numb the scolded throat down.
That’s wot.