idiots that bring nothing to the forum

Wrong Rodger, wrong fish.

I bring nothing to this forum.

Awwww… You guys 😀

it isn’t constructive to read a thread, and then contribute nothing other than point out someones spelling and grammar….. Its pointless.

Is it though?
Where would you draw the line. Sometimes people make mistakes and someone corrects them, then they learn. So they don’t make quite so many mistakes in future.
So other people don’t pick up on their bad habits. So everyone’s English doesn’t go down the pan to the extent that people don’t have a clue what each other is saying.

Anyway, all this discrimination against idiots offends me.

Why? They’ve ruled the world!

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DAMN IT.. **** smart phone my hairy arse

I wouldn’t do that to your arse with a smart phone….

….if I was you

I wouldn’t do that to your arse with a smart phone….

….if I was you

Nexus 5 = A&E

iPhone 5 = Understanding partner and some butter.

The golden rule of using internet forums: If you don’t like something, ignore it.

The golden rule of using STW: If you don’t like something, ignore it (unless its bad grammar).

what about eeedjits whose milkshake most certainly brings all the boys to the yard.. do we have any thoughts on those..?

stu170 – Member

…..Don’t get me wrong im all for banter. its a huge part of my job…..

You run a fish and chip shop?

(also, I’m and It’s, if it’s not too much trouble)

You have your fish bantered. Bit strange. I prefer it battered

stu170 – Member

You have your fish bantered. Bit strange. I prefer it battered

..and there we go. Full circle. You now pull someone up on their post.

Total fail. Now please go away.

OP, some very important and clever people have taken time out of their busy lives to help you with your English and all you can do is complain!

That’s no way to show your gratitude.

Tsk, young people today…

stu170 – Member
You have your fish bantered. Bit strange. I prefer it battered

Well, my local chippy is actually run by Chinese, and any realistic chance of banter has to be carried out in Mandarin, sadly, so I have to stick with battered.
Now I’m hungry, and it’s all your fault!

The OP now appears to be doing his ironing.

I am merely pointing out that it isn’t constructive to read a thread, and then contribute nothing other than point out someones spelling and grammar.

…and how do you know with your vast experience that such people might be a tit on that thread, but hugely informative on others? Some of the most irritating on here do actually contribute a vast amount to our community (I’d argue that was certainly the case for one of the long term banned). What exactly do you bring to this forum?

I should point out that I have particular cause to be grateful for the expertise available on here – possibly more so than anybody else.

You have your fish bantered. Bit strange. I prefer it battered

One. Of. Us.

Nuffin wrong with a few smelling pistakes

Grammar.

The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.

HTH

and this week didn’t Mr Woppit get upset by being called Woptit

Well, the poster said that it was a case of finger slippage so, despite there being four keys in between “t” and “p” I let it pass without calling down the wrath of Dagon upon his shrivelled soul.

At least he used a capital “W”, which was nice.

As above

Thanks for the reminder Woppit 🙂

slackalice – Member
As above

Thanks for the reminder Woppit

I am off to find some Italian hokey-pokey and I care not who knows it.

My attempt at the high office of idiocy, then:

Anyone who can spot and correct errors is clearly not an idiot. Everyone makes typos, spelling, punctuation and grammar errors. What’s wrong with correction? Why have a hang-up about it; just learn.

It is a lazy Sunday afternoon (well, evening) after all.

I’m drawn to this thread for some reason, it’s the title I think. Seems pertinent to myself.

Grammer police are bellends!

Anyone who can spot and correct errors is clearly not an idiot. Everyone makes typos, spelling, punctuation and grammar errors. What’s wrong with correction? Why have a hang-up about it; just learn.

well we are 6 pages in do you think this has been addressed in the thread?

Grammar awesome

Comprehension – Poor

I know which I prefer

I do so hope you enjoy me “correcting” you here and pointing out your error of not reading the thread

Helpful innit

well we are 6 pages in do you think this has been addressed in the thread?

Sentences start with a capital letter, JY.

Full stops would be nice too.

Full stops would be nice too.

Were going to have to ease him in. So let’s not ask for to much, to soon.

Too much, too soon – even 😉 Or was that part of the easing in?!?

If I’ve ever brought anything even mildly constuctive to this forum, I’d like it taken out and shot.

Regards,
Brandon Shaw.

Only read three pages of this but can someone PLEASE give Junkyard a capital L for his Lazarus tag, it’s doing my nut.

Shirley that should be ‘doing my nut in’?

🙂

Regards.
Charlie Oakley.

Actually “doing in my nut”. Don’t dangle prepositions.

200!!