GTA V

The two ways to do it is to parachute in from high altitude and land near the parked f-16 or to try ramming through the gates in a car…hijack a tank then drive the tank to the jet.

Ive rammed the gates and made it to the F-16 in a car and got away fine, engines stopped and i crashed within less than a minute though, assume i ran out of fuel? 🙁

Expensive game this.
Game £38.
24″ TV for the bedroom to persuade the Wife to relinquish her control on the one in the lounge…
£130.

I managed to get a jumbo taxying towards the runway but couldn’t get enough speed to get it up before I exploded.
Story of my life really.

Apparently Chop can’t swim 🙁

Oh, now I did not realise you could steal the jumbos.. They were just props before…!

Got to the start of the missions with Trevor, quite amusing. Plus blowing trailers up is lots of fun 😀

Started off quite slow but it is growing on me. Loving the radio stations too, but then they have been excellent in every GTA.

Online game play says it’s not available yet?

Anyone know when this will be available?

Start of October apparently.

1st October.

I flew into the military base, everything seems fine, touch the ground…. About 5 million soldiers in jeeps all come after me. Despite rolling to a stop right next to th f16, I was dead before I touched it.

Helicopters are twitchy as ****.

The torture mission is a bit odd, but the monkeys and aliens were hilarious!

Finish a week of nights in the morning, then a week off. This coincides, somewhat fortuitously, with those splendid folk from Amazon delivering me a shiny new copy of GTA 5. It goes without saying that MrsMitch will be sadly disappointed with regards to any chores she has lined up for me. Let the car stealing and ho shooting commence!

Anyone found any ‘alien’ parts yet?

Not found any spaceship parts.
Not found any of the bail-jumpers Trevor is to find.
Not found any bits of the letter.
Not found the Veyron nor any keepable boats, helicopters or planes (escaped the airport with a plane as Trevor and parked it in the hanger next to where he kept the helicopter. But it disappeared, and now the helicopter has disappeared too).
Only found three stunt jumps.

found a letter in the climate camp….

There’s a letter right at the top of the big yellow crane at the construction site. There’s also a parachute and a big drop.

Anyone found any ‘alien’ parts yet?

There are loads apparently

There’s also an underwater spaceship

I was hurtling along the freeway way up North, when I happened upon a car trasnported full of sports cars. Spent ages driving back to that Solomon geezer, thinking he’d give me a good price. He was shut.

There is a scrap of paper, possibly part of this letter at the top of the cable car.

Anyone else had a go in the F Type yet?

Underwater spaceship?! Ace…pity the sub drives at a snails pace!

Potato – try the docks for jumps and some car parks

Sorry…should have posted all of these as one!

How many flying under the bridges have folks done? Having some very spectacularly bad endings…need to try in an f16 for even more hilarity.

Found the 2 parts of the letters mentioned no others.

Found a Veryon a couple of times but it’s suffering from bugs which means stored times get lost.

Theres a scrap on the vinewood sign. Found 5 but cant remember where they are.

Ok. So who else run the cheapest crew for the first heist?

RIP Weapons guy 🙁

..also, why the **** did I buy loads of Lifeinvader stocks after completing Lester’s headexplodey mission?

My son has flown under about thirty bridges.
He spends the rest of the time on the firing range.

Cheap crew no way.

And yes I night life invader shares too.

I lost the cheap weapons guy when his bike crashed, but somebody else managed to pick up his cash, so there was more for the survivors. Every cloud….

I used the cheapest crew for the first heist, lost one guy in it. Went rather well overall.

Flown under a few bridges however I couldnt help but giggle when the plane hits the bridge and is reduced to a smouldering wreck with no wings and the outcome is “Mission Failed – the plane landing gear is damaged”

Used the cheap weapons guy thinking no weapons would be needed…cue lose a wodge of dough.

Small tip…karma is a good thing when helping folks being robbed.

I followed Lester’s advice for the first heist, expensive crew but cheap gunman – he crashed his bike and got caught, the dozy pillock.

Im finding myself really enjoying the missions with Trevor in the desert, took me a few goes to do the meth lab mission though.

Plenty of big explosions which is always good 😀

The weapons guy on mine died and his share of the take was still picked up. Might do it again and see if he dies regardless.

I did the meth lab in 3 goes. I didn’t think it was very hard, really. Just tricky to get into the house, but I was trying to lob grenades in the windows which didn’t work and ended up with me getting shot a lot.

Used the cheap weapons guy thinking no weapons would be needed…cue lose a wodge of dough.

I was just behind him with Franklin. Cue special ability slow down and scoop up the cash 😀

Seems the weapons guy dies whatever you do!

By the way, if things are going too quickly, like during a race…go to the character select section and time slows right down. Useful.

I’m away in London for three days. You lot are going to be way ahead of me at this rate.

I did the meth lab in 3 goes. I didn’t think it was very hard, really. Just tricky to get into the house, but I was trying to lob grenades in the windows which didn’t work and ended up with me getting shot a lot.

Took me five as I didnt realise the van would move getting rid of 3 of them.

Getting in to the house was pretty easy courtesy of the barn.

Jamie – smart arse 😮