Gnarpoon T-shirts

Order #104 – great work.

Bikebuoy – replied to your pm. Thankyou very much.

Pleasure, #106.

Wear with pride 👍🕺

Woken up to 101 orders of 114 t-shirts. Blimey this is going to be some operation!

I hope this T-Shirt business you have set up is something you can properly dedicate your time to and aren’t trying to run it while holding down another job. That would be a recipe for disaster.

ordered

ordered

mechanicaldope – tsk some people just want me to fail. You don’t deserve my t-shirts!

Ordered mine. Not sure what size to order so went for XL. Figured I’ll grow into it

I think we’re at 128 t-shirts now!

I thought 40-50 was going to be a stretch!

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#115

I look forward to berating you on FB in 6 months’ time.

#116

This is like the EU petition

This is like the EU petition

You mean all these people will sign up for it but not get anything? I think that’s the other threads

I look forward to berating you on FB in 6 months’ time.

The dream!

Well orders are only trickling in now, so hopefully everyone who wanted one has got their order in. If not, you’ve got until Sunday midnight!

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Can’t wait to get mine. I’ll be wearing one of them on the bike during the summer. Tech clothing be damned.😊

Guys, I think we have a problem here. I was a bit concerned that my t-shirt hadn’t arrived so started doing some digging on this “Alex Simon”. Thought we could maybe get some kind of lynch mob together and go rough him up or something. Turns out he’s been lying to us. He’s only a bloody aussie MMA powerlifter! How’re we meant to string him up? We’ll be like flys headbutting a windscreen!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.geelongadvertiser.com.au/sport/afc-22-australias-strongest-man-alex-simon-set-for-ultimate-test-in-the-australian-fighting-championships-cage/news-story/03712bbb668d54750bf2f92b9a66d2e7

It’s almost like looking in a mirror mechanicaldope! Imagine someone on the opposite side of the world with the same name and build!

This is the next round of t-shirts.

Crikey – I’ve just looked – he is 3 times my weight!

It’s almost like looking in a mirror mechanicaldope! Imagine someone on the opposite side of the world with the same name and build!

I have a similar issue, apparently there is a pro wrestler by the name of Tom Howard. I’m sick of people coming up to me, asking for his autograph…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Howard_(wrestler)

Think yourself lucky, people are always sending me bills for storm damage to their roofs

@mechanicaldope

Been a couple of days since I placed my order too.

Still no t shirts even after repeated messages to Alex down in Oz.

Typical shoddy/ work shy attitude you would expect of an MMA power lifter.

I’ve told him in no uncertain terms that if he ever ventures to the UK that he had better watch his back. I can throw stones from quiet a distance and I can run away pretty fast too.

Looking like a PayPal dispute is the only option left.

#ScammedByAlexThePowerLifter.

Phew – just made it! #120!

And we’re done!
A cheeky early morning order makes it 121 orders for 135 t-shirts at first count.
I’ll update when I’ve got the data out and into excel.

👍👍🏆

👍 Thankyou

For number-lovers!

So Military Green just edged it over Charcoal Grey.

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11 are going abroad

Doh managed to miss out on this. Top effort though 😀

It’s been open an entire week!
Anyway – the shop is open if you want to place an order quickly – someone just messaged me asking if they could squeeze in.
I’m sending the order off in about 20mins.

I’ll have to manually edit my database now – fingers crossed it doesn’t go wrong 🙂

I’ll have to manually edit my database now – fingers crossed it doesn’t go wrong

Ah… laying the groundwork to place the blame on someone else. Good work.

Right. Just placed the order for two t-shirts. If I’ve missed the boat just add my £20 to the charity donation. Cheers. Jeff

Alex Simon: Where’s my damn tshirt??? All ive had from you is some lousy frame with weird geometry. Sort it out!

Got it jeffl

Great, cheers Alex 👍

Update: Tees will be with me 10th April

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bugger, missed this?

cb – the minimum order is 20-tees, so if I see enough ‘bugger, missed this’ posts, I’ll open the shop again for some more orders. But for now, I’ve got my hands full getting these 141 out.
I did consider ordering some extras, but the spread of colours and sizes made it unfeasible.

If CB needs an XL in black, he can have mine – I ordered a green XL as well.