Y’all have the patience of a bunch of mewling toddlers. I’m enjoying the slow burn settling of accounts before the big rumble. Shame the quality of the dialogue can’t always keep up.
Right then: time to play Spot the Stiff. Who gets it next week? My money’s on:
1. The newly knighted Ser Brienne. By getting knighted, especially by Jaime, she’s got pretty much all she wanted, thus bringing her character arc to an end.
2. Tormund. Likely to go down swinging beside Brienne.
3. Podrick Payne. Less sure about this one, but becomes a bit redundant when Brienne gets it.
4. Theon. Again, feels like he’s reached the end of his character arc by returning to fight for Winterfell and saving Yara last week. I predict death by Night King.
5. Saddest of all for me: Dolorous Ed. I reckon it’s the end of the road for the smart-arse everyman.
6. Beric Dondarrion. The Hound’s reference to Thoros’s absence seems a bit of a Chekov’s Gun.
I’m not putting her on the list, but I also worry a bit for Arya.