Game of Thrones Season 7

Who taught you to do that? Nobody!

Her wee Spanish coach dude must be turning in his grave though!

Her wee Spanish coach dude must be turning in his grave though!

Just so.

Pretty sure Jon Snow could have drawn those pictures on the cave wall to get an army from Daenerys, would have only taken 5 minutes.

made me laugh that the Children & First Men were your classic, basic cave paintings (despite both cultures presumably being pretty sophisticated by that point) but the White Walkers were super detailed, with facial expressions etc just to remove any ambiguity over what they might’ve been!

(Would’ve been great if after the credits they flashbacked to show JS going round with a bit of chalk quickly doing the drawings, then winks at camera. Fade to black. 😆 )

#fakecavenews

What’s going on with the Catspaw Dagger?

It’s reintroduction to the show was a bit klunky to say the least.

It could only have been telegraphed as a more obvious Chekov’s Gun if Q had shown up and said “Pay attention 007……” before explaining how useful it is for killing White Walkers.

Backed up where he Hollywooded Jaime off his horse into the drink.

Was it definitely Bron?

#fakecavenews

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What’s going on with the Catspaw Dagger?

I’m reading the books from the start at the mo. The dagger is actually quite a big deal. We still don’t know who was trying to top Bran, and with a dagger that points at both Littlefinger and Tyrion (that happens to be made of very useful Valyrian steel).

What’s going on with the Catspaw Dagger?

Getting all the valyrian steel into play I guess.

While we are on about stretching the reality, there’s no bloody way those dragon spears would fly straight and true. Without any real flights, they would tumble uselessly.

Was it definitely Bron?

could’ve been Rickon Tarly, he seems to be proving himself at the mo so might be being setup for his own little story 😀

The Catspaw dagger has another name from what I’ve been reading also known as Dark Lady not unlike Aryas corrector ..and belonged to Agon and Robert Byratheon … Also seen in the booked Sam was reading about Dragonglass ..will be an important bit of kit

Im also thinking Jamie will become Queen slayer as Cerci is going to get all pissy after the IornBank has a wob about missed repayments.

Im also thinking Jamie will become Queen slayer

I’ve thought it’s been building up to this for a while, would make for a very moving scene as he does love her. GOT always keeps you guessing though!

…the IornBank has a wob about missed repayments.

Hasn’t the Iron Bank been paid off, as all the gold got to Kings Landing?

I’d be very surprised if they considered the debt paid before the gold was safely stashed in their vault back in Braavos!

perchypanther – Member

Weren’t in the Reach though, were they?

Just before they were attacked Randall Tarly told us that the gold ( at the head of the column), was all safely behind the gates of Kings Landing and they just had to hurry up the stragglers at the end of the column.

The battle presumably took place on the Rose Road not far from Kings Landing, which is pretty close to Dragonstone. No teleportation required.

Ahhh, fair enough. They’ve still got that rapid deployment thing down to a tee. I’ve also got to question Daenerys’ tactics in immolating the grain wagons, as opposed to capturing them. Perhaps there were a tonne more…

I can definitely see Jaime and Cersei’s story having a Vader-to-Palpatine-style denouement.

Poor Meera. She deserved better than that.

Anyone else find themselves hoping Daenerys got harpooned by Bronn? (not a euphemism)

And how come Jamie can just trot around a hectic battlefield looking pensive when it’s all kicking off and people are getting killed left right and centre?

Anyone else find themselves hoping Daenerys got harpooned by Bronn? (not a euphemism

Yes.

Although that would make her name even more annoying.

Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons and wearer of harpoons.

Rockape63 – Member

While we are on about stretching the reality, there’s no bloody way those dragon spears would fly straight and true. Without any real flights, they would tumble uselessly.

Are you really saying that you have a problem with the lack of aerodynamic accuracy* of the anti-dragon weaponry?

*assuming you mean fletchings I thought it had them anyway

Anyone else find themselves hoping Daenerys got harpooned by Bronn?

Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons and wearer of harpoons.

Missed out Stormborn.

….and , after last nights performance, Toaster of Bread, Roaster of Potatoes and Consumer of Wagon Wheels.

Missed out Stormborn.

Blame wherever I copied and pasted from 8)

Anyone else find themselves hoping Daenerys got harpooned by Bronn?

Nope! I was really hoping he got roasted actually, his character’s one of the few that I’ve begun to like less. And with regards to him dropping the bag of gold I actually thought he was thinking “Oh shit, I’ve not got time to save that and my skin!”

Maybe he will do something to redeem himself though… Like keeping Jaime alive so that he can kill his sister/lover/queen 😉

Maybe he will do something to redeem himself though…

I suspect that he will change sides and go back and work for Tyrion who knows exactly what he’s like.

could’ve been Rickon Tarly, he seems to be proving himself at the mo so might be being setup for his own little story

That’d make sense too… I expect his Dad to either turn or perish shortly tho.

I suspect that he will change sides and go back and work for Tyrion who knows exactly what he’s like.

If he turns, it’ll probably be with this lad.

could’ve been Rickon Tarly, he seems to be proving himself at the mo so might be being setup for his own little story

You mean Dickon?

😉

He’s being set up to die horribly, I’m sure.

Pimpmaster Jazz

That’d make sense too… I expect his Dad to either turn or perish shortly tho.

I think Randyll Tarly has to survive long enough to see Sam do something heroic meaining Randyll eats humble pie, then dies and Sam can have some kind of redemptive/heroic arc. Perhaps that might happen via the brother but I think it’d be more fitting that it happen father to son.

You mean Dickon?

You mean Rickard? 😉

I think Dickon has to die so that Samwell can be Lord of Horn Hill when the Night’s Watch is disbanded

I think Randyll Tarly has to survive long enough to see Sam do something heroic meaining Randyll eats humble pie, then dies and Sam can have some kind of redemptive/heroic arc. Perhaps that might happen via the brother but I think it’d be more fitting that it happen father to son.

Could be. Would that work with the amazing recovery of Ser Morment?

Just finally got round to watching it last night – cracker of an episode, one thing though – when Tyrion is saying “hurry up you facking idiot” etc. was it directed at her with the big lizard or that bloke that claps with one hand? I was wondering if he’s as loyal to blondie as he says he is – blood’s thicker than water & all that jazz – but mud’s thicker than blood as the great prophet Sly Stone says, so I dunno – probably one of those deliberately ambiguous scenes to get you thinking… or was it just me? 😕

He categorically did mean his bro.

Catspaw dagger…..

We know what the Hound thinks of people that name their swords

We know what the Hound thinks of people that name their swords

Lots of people name their swords!

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If there was an oscar or bafta or whatever for best use of the c-bomb, then this just beats Diana Rigg.

Lots of people name their swords!

Yep! This is PantherFang…..

Kind of confirms what we knew already PP 😛

My awesomeness confirmed.

Validation feels good. 😉

I crave chicken.

Catspaw dagger…..

We know what the Hound thinks of people that name their swordsThat’s just what the internet (or possibly the books… never read ’em!) calls it though, isn’t it? Not been called that on the show, has it?

If there was an oscar or bafta or whatever for best use of the c-bomb, then this just beats Diana Rigg.

+1 genuine lol when he came out with that one 😆

when Tyrion is saying “hurry up you facking idiot”

I thought he was saying “Flee you fool” aimed at his brother.

He might have said “flee you fool” before that, I couldn’t quite make it out at first, so rewound it to try & make it out clearer – first time he (I think) said “hurry you forking idiot” as she’s trying to pull the bolt out of the dragon / Jaime’s eyeing her up while picking the spear out of some dead guy, then, as Jaime starts charging / she’s still standing with her back to the action he says “you fahking idiot”

Could be he’s only batting for team tits & wine, but his brother did save him being lynched after shooting his father with a crossbow mid-dump.

I thought he was saying “Flee you fool” aimed at his brother.

Yes, don’t run towards the big fire breathing dragon, get yourself out of there. He might not have much time for the rest of the Lannisters but he owes Jaime his life.