Broke up with my boyfriend……..

ha ha – i have many guises (or just like a party!)

changed my mind about leaving the cave woman on there – looks a bit too much like me 🙂

Very sweet comment from Nickegg

But please to be sure, define normal, and by what standards it is judged?

well I use me as the accredited baseline normal standard of 1.0 and measure deviation of odd based upon that. Therefore on the Taz scale you would rate at about 0.1 (or a deci-tazzy) which is pretty good.

most of here would rate maybe 1 or 2 centi-tazzys.

*is debating putting up the movember tyre mankini pic, what do you think ron jeremy, could the wider STW world cope?*

Very, VERY wise move to get rid of that piccie.

Blimey – this thread is getting better than Corrie! 😯

go on ronjeremy – wheeliegood needs cheering up…. (or putting off men temporarily?)

me, sorry, could have shaved…

That was a very sweet comment from nickegg, but I have now just majorly upset him, and if he’s still reading this, I’m so very sorry.

here’s a better one

Loving the photos! Helping me through another bad night here, it’s 1:25 am here, supposed to be up at 6:15 for a ride with 2hottie, he’s going to be grumpy if I’m falling asleep all day!

Taz, do it!!!!

and here’s a tease of me….

…the things I have to do for work!!!!

sweet dreams wheeliegood and enjoy the ride in the morning 🙂

spchantler – ha ha ha

love this forum STW makes housework almost bearable

Thank you all so much, I really mean that! Look forward to checking back in the morning for more photos!!

adjustablewench – Member

love this forum STW makes housework almost bearable

In that case you are more than welcome round mine at any time…….

Any chance ?

*looks at Ron’s photo and carefully backs away from the thread*…. 😯

Thanks Zulu…

..I’m just gonna sit in the corner and gently weep,

Is that some sort of joke ?

For once, no. As STR quite correctly points out, if this thread had been initiated by a bloke he would have been ripped to pieces and told to MTFU or some other sheeplike phrase you find around these parts.

But you’re correct about there being a distinct lack of female input over recent times but I suspect that’s due to topic more than reticence. I’ll bet they still lurk…

And as we’re doing pics – here’s me with a blue rinse…

spikey

🙂

Sorry to hear of your break up wheelie, here’s a pic of me trying to be Meester Bond 😳

brilliant entertainment this afternoon thanks – hopefully more to follow to give the WG a laugh when she wakes up (and the rest of us a giggle to at some point!)

I’d post a picture of me for Wheelie to rip apart – and no, not for vanity it ain’t pretty! However, there’s someone posts on here from my own town so considering what a tit I make of myself on a regular basis, I don’t think I’ll bother.

motozulu – Member

Yes Ernie, that’s lovely.
Perhaps you ought to post a thread that can be all about you eh? seems you’re enjoying the attention.
Strangely I used your name because I was answering you – I believe it’s the socially accepted norm? – think you are too busy being offended on behalf of our oppressed female posters to have noticed that though.

Still, back on the high horse eh?

God you’re thick 😐

Nowhere have I said I was “offended”, why don’t you check ? I did describe STR’s comment as “moronic and insensitive” though, do you disagree ? Wheelie good clearly wasn’t happy with it, hence her post :

Wheelie good – Member

right now I feel very low about myself wondering how someone I thought loved me could say what they said to me. Please don’t kick people when they are down.

And STR himself accepts that his comment was completely unacceptable, hence his response

TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR – Member

Wheelie – apologies for my comments last night. I was extremely drunk – doesn’t make it acceptable, but I’m sorry nonetheless.

So what’s your problem ?

“So what’s your problem ?”

he’s too busy being offended on behalf of all drunken insensitive blokeys to read what you typed correctly 🙂

I think what taz means is

Ernie…dear oh dear…. 😆

Your stepladders must be absolutely epic.

Get a grip and get over yourself. Still, back to the main subject eh?

You.

Thanks Zulu…

..I’m just gonna sit in the corner and gently weep,

Apologies Ron, actually that blouse matches your eyes…or errr… something…. 😀

here’s a pic of me trying to be Meester Bond

You’re wearing a belt. A BELT!

Words fail me. Go and sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

motozulu – Member
Thanks Zulu…
..I’m just gonna sit in the corner and gently weep,

Apologies Ron, actually that blouse matches your eyes…or errr… something….

Mate you should of seen who was wearing the top before we did a t shirt swop,

Sometimes my work rocks!!!

I’m with CF. A belt 😯

flip
here’s a pic of me trying to be Meester Bond

I see your attempt at being Bond, and i raise you this:

Ok, i look nothing like Bond, I’m dressed nothing like Bond, but i’m hoping the Aston will make up for all that 😉

You can have a heavily disguised one of me and my daughter in the Lakes a couple of summers back. Think I’ve posted this up before anyway…

motozulu – Member
Thanks Zulu…
..I’m just gonna sit in the corner and gently weep,

Apologies Ron, actually that blouse matches your eyes…or errr… something….

Mate you should of seen who was wearing the top before we did a t shirt swop,

Sometimes my work rocks!!!

Without pictures this is worthless 😉

Not a DB5 though is it Max? Bond-Fail

Not a DB5 Bentley 4 1/2 litre with an Amherst Villiers supercharger, though is it Max? Bond-Fail

Fixed your fail for you.

Ok, i look nothing like Bond, I’m dressed nothing like Bond, but i’m hoping the Aston will make up for all that

Cannock Chase has never looked so good.

I was attempting to avoid looking too nerdy CFH! Those Bentlys are lovely though. Hardly an inconspicuous car for a spy though.

andrewh
Not a DB5 though is it Max? Bond-Fail

Bond drives a Vanquish in DAD, or TWINE, which ever it is!

What do you mean? Elephant’s breath grey is a very subtle colour.

Oh. Is that my Bond anorak? 😉

I’m loving Adjustablewench’s username! Sadly, Wheely, I don’t have any photos of me to post up, at least, nothing taken in recent living memory.
Just a thought, you’re somewhere very warm with a Yeti; I hope he’s either shaved or had a full-body wax, otherwise it’ll be heatstroke time!
[edit] Actually, I’ve just remembered, I have a photo with me in it, just not a very good one, taken by someone who was sat next to me in the audience with my camera, of my brief moment of fame as percussionist for the lovely Cerys Matthews in Bath:

😳