Boris Johnson!

Johnson…  the dog turd you can’t avoid stepping in and can’t scrape off the sole of your shoe however hard you try.

and on that note and as a suprise to precisely nobody……

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67242822

I’m going to have to stop watching it now.

Maybe it’ll be the new Mr Blobby, spouting similar insights.

The turd that won’t flush,

With spirit-crushing inevitability…

He’ll be surrounded by his entire 2020 cabinet, won’t he?

Thinking it through……Wilson, Heath, Callaghan, Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May…..all the prime ministers of my life before Johnson. What did they have in common… Oh, that’s it – none of them went on to be a presenter on a shoddy politicised half baked TV channel. Classy move from a classy guy. When he **** this one up do you think Philip will let him have a go with Gordon the Goffer in his broom cupboard?

I guess this way he’ll get to spend a bit of time schmoozing the next leader of the Tory party (Farage) to see if he could do him a favour and let him back in.

I read about this earlier today, and my first thought was, “well, of course he has”, before I closed the article and promptly forgot about the odious turd. He’s exactly where he ought to be, where those possessing similar qualities can easily find him, and his ilk, and where everyone knows where to avoid him.

May he spend the rest of his life in abject obscurity.

Ofcom will need to staff up.

What is the collective noun for failures?

What is the collective noun for failures?

AcoK, – A collection of Kunts 

What is the collective noun for failures?

A Tory.
The country has been beset by a tory of failures.

Surely Truss is the dictionary definition of failure?

A Truss of Failures?

You’ve really Trussed it this time!

What is the collective noun for failures?

GB News, apparently.

Oh yes, Truss the most popular draw at the conference, with possibly a bright future ahead of her in the new Conservative Front, Boris on 250k a speech plus a massive GBeebies salary no doubt, S..I…R Jacob Rees Mogg…….I could go on and on and on

Their failures certainly put my success in perspective.

He’ll do what he always does. Rock up at the last minute totally unprepared, make up some claptrap, say something he shouldn’t, get sacked. All while cashing the cheques. Woke left get blamed and he makes more money.

All while cashing the cheques. Woke left get blamed and he makes more money.

Can’t be easy bankrolling the ex-wives, the current wife, the mistresses and however many Mini-Boris’s there are knocking around….
Grifters gotta grift.

He’ll be caught shagging one of the GB News interns or make-up girls before too long.

No surprise that a notorious liar would join his conservative colleagues on an absolute impartial ‘news’ station and only report of the truth. 

Id like to say I’m shocked but…

How long do we give him before he ends up being sacked? I mean, it’s inevitable.

Mind you … He’ll have another platform to throw sh#t at Sunak from, so it’s not all bad.

Meh. Better him on GB news, where no-one will see him, than anywhere else…

I bet they will have to gather all the female staff at GBN together to have a chat with them about him…

What did they have in common…

They werent “journalists” in a previous life?
One thing which always amuses me about the hard right whining about the journalists representing the elite is how many of them are the journalist elite.
Even **** cummings got in the act.

^^ Yeah, the far right types don’t do irony.

^^ Yeah, the far right types don’t do irony.

Or reality.

I think BJ will just waffle on about everything, I’m not sure he actually stands for anything other than himself tbh so weirdly the right will be lapping up stuff thought up on the spot by someone who doesn’t hold their convictions.

You’d think they’d have figured this out by now(tunnels to N.I, 40 new hospitals, x anmount for nhs a month, and the North Sea trade barrier that he poo pooed that would never happen.)

Lord Lister's main contribution so far has been to confirm that at one point early in Covid, Boris Johnson proposed being injected with the virus on TV "to demonstrate to the public that it did not pose a threat".

Lister tells in inquiry this was “an unfortunate comment”. pic.twitter.com/mWkDq68hV9

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) November 7, 2023

I’d buy that for a dollar !

So Boris wanted injected with covid on the day the Italian government declared an emergency quarentine and shut down the country?, sadly that was a prime opportunity missed, we could have been rid of Boris for ever by mid march….We’ll never get such a chance again.

^^ Just heard this on the news.

I’m not sure what to say really.

I’m not sure what to say really.

My first thought was that Eton might not be the high seat of learning it’s made out to be…

🤷🏻‍♂️

What a missed opportunity – a double shot of covid supplemented by a little snifter from Porton Down’s ‘select range’.

So Boris wanted injected with covid on the day the Italian government declared an emergency quarentine and shut down the country?, sadly that was a prime opportunity missed, we could have been rid of Boris for ever by mid march….We’ll never get such a chance again.

At this point I’ll post up my usual apology, if only I hadn’t swerved around the wandering cyclist in Central London back in 2005/6 the world would’ve been a better place – no way would he have survived a ‘swipe’ from a Fazer 1000.

My first thought was that Eton might not be the high seat of learning it’s made out to be…

To be fair, his teachers at Eton realised he was a turd even they couldn’t polish.

It’s not just Boris whose private education has enabled a **** to rise to power… this PPE degree they all seem to have done, time to ensure anyone with this degree has any sharp implements and levers of power removed from them…

Eton or Harrow attendance and a PPE degree from Oxford should be grounds for an immediate referral to the local PREVENT team.

Borises carer took him along to a march today. FFS, just look at the state of him!

He looks like he lives on a park bench and spends his day drinking White Lightning and shouting at buses

It’s not just Boris whose private education has enabled a **** to rise to power… this PPE degree they all seem to have done, time to ensure anyone with this degree has any sharp implements and levers of power inserted into them…

FTFY.

^^^^

Benny from Crossroads and Miss Diane.

My grandpa, when he was old and mad, used to wear his woolly hat like that.

Kept the air 6″ above his head warm.

It’s quite a distinctive look.

The look of someone who has never worn a beanie before. Same as the current PM and his hammer use

(I know he was instructed to use it wrong)

His hat expresses my greatest wish,if only he would take the hint.
My second greatest wish,is that all his books end up in a charity shop,they then get pulped and turned into a best seller ,with all proceeds going to victims of domestic abuse.

The look of someone who has never worn a beanie before. 

“Look at me! Look at me! Daddy, daddy, lookk at me!”

We could have saved thousands of lives if Stanley Johnson hadn’t been such a terrible father.

Its affectation. Its the same affectation that sees him running in a business shirt and Bermuda shorts. For folks like Boris the only time to get dressed correctly is when you’re in situations with your peers and betters. So, if this was a hunt or a shoot; he’d have the correct clothes. Anything else…he will parody, this is Boris’ version of demanding a Coutts &Co bank acct while pretending to be a “man of the people”, or going to a pub and having a pint.