Which toilet paper?

Well,it’s only a matter of time

Whatever is on offer in Makro on a BOGOF.

Andrew wipes. Moist, like an otters nostril.

Nothing new under the sun
Or on stw
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/what-toilet-paper

White puppies on a roll..

Those moist tissues are a real advancement in human comfort especially if you spent a lot of time on a saddle. Little worried about there environmental impact though or are they just inconvenient for the water co’s not sure.

Aldi Aloe Vera FTW (For The Wipe)

Those moist wipes are not as safe to flush as the manufacturers would lead you to believe. Better than baby wipes but still only flushable in small quantities, ie one at a time. Better to use normal toilet paper and one of those sprays you can use on it to make it like a moist wipe. A lot more economical as well.

Wipe, pfffft! Mobi V-17 for me.

I thought you were mean’t to use the little terry towel patch on your gloves for wiping?

Who owns Makro in the UK?

Morrisons Aloe Vera soft wipes. My rusty sherrif’s badge is a higher priority to me than landfill…

IZAL…

😯

^ You don’t you best pleased in that photo Dibbs. Stop hanging around ploppy paper mounds.

the cheap shit.
i wipe shit on it and dissolve it in the sewer system

minimum pence per poo.

I believe this is obligatory in times like this?

Whatever is on offer when we shop. I don’t know what the missus does with it, but it’s a running joke in her family that a 12 pack is a week’s supply.

When we moved into our house, the drains were proper blocked. Called the drain guy out, who removed a shitload ( 😆 ) of them moist “flushable” wipes from the drain. He loves them, says he’s inundated with blocked drain jobs since they came on the market.

Don’t know why we haven’t moved to those water spray systems used in some countries. They are fantastic for the ultimate shine

This thread reminds me, I need to renew my Camelbak emergency toilet paper stash after a friend was caught short.

Can’t beat a poo with a view though.

The neck of a goose.

You need to strive to do the perfect poo every time that does not require a wipe, they are a thing of beauty 😀

Who owns Makro in the UK?

Bookers bought them out about 2 years ago.

I used to be an Andrex man but since they have embossed the classic white the wipe/comfort/finger rip ratio has dropped

Avalanche debris. The snow is just the right firmness to shape to your individual preference. The “bottom” of Castle gully on the Ben is a perfect place for such stuff.

This thread is shit.

Andrex Aloe Vera

Avalanche debris. The snow is just the right firmness to shape to your individual preference. The “bottom” of Castle gully on the Ben is a perfect place for such stuff.

Most dangerous shit in Scotland? Or is that some pub dunny in Dumfermline?

Anyway, this stuff, obviously. The most non-absorbent substance known to man.

recycled and unbleached and certainly not “moist”

I believe that some sections of our communities still use their fingers.

And in fact a restaurant was find because the owner prepped food after having been to the toilet…

I got some of this in my advent calendar on Saturday. Seems rude to use it