Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

Fertilised?

Is there a particular type of schadenfreude around over-sharing texts?
Where a recently jilted wife is told by her adult daughter that her father attempted to glean sympathy by going into detail on this…
‘Dad was injecting his wanger, as viagra no longer worked, when the needle broke just as the injection took hold (and subsequent tumescence). This led to a hospital trip to remove the broken needle tip’

What guage was the needle and was it inter-urethra?

well, I am here now, thats sure to kill it

I don’t think he’s interurethra (Franklin)

I read from page one

Apparently.

Bear – where’s the bike?

Bear – where’s the bike how deep did you bury the body

PS

Should have buried the electric saw as well 😉

Bikes are cowering in spare bedroom covered in a foot of dust.

Who cares though – today I have pissed myself about 5 times with excitement.

After 2 years, I HAVE WINDOWS!!

Phwwwwwoar.

5 years without windows, but looks like you had curtains. Need to sort that planning out fella!

Sorry, back off topic – a tame squirrel.

No zoom – I basically shoved a Moto G in his face.

I HAVE WINDOWS!!

Have you tried switching them off and on again?

steveirwin

I don’t quite know how to break this to you…..you’d better get over to the Joe Cocker thread.

Day 2 waiting for deliveries 🙁
Just two more days then FREEDOM!
..

Just thought I’d share how empty my life is, least Steve Irwin is still
Living his dream life 🙂

Free every day 😆
Question is…. Do I put the bike in the car and poodle up towards the midlands or do I get the other bike out and smear rubber into Tarmac?

Who would win in a fight between the monkey world and the cat kngdom?

Who would win in a fight between the monkey world and the cat kngdom?

Hammyuks’ batterd ghost wwould frighten ‘evolution’ into them. They’d both learn to use cricket bats and beat him back to Milton Keynes (or hell)

I like Milton Keynes – lots of roundabouts 😛

Prefer looking out of my window at the Solent though 8)

Is this the correct thread for fresh goods Friday?

John Milton Keynes?

Maynard’s wine gums?

Bob?

But how he ever fixes anything is beyond me – its always Wendy getting things done

andyfla – Member
But how he ever fixes anything is beyond me – its always Wendy getting done

FTFY 😆

Hammy, i see what you did there 😯

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