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  • Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity
  • thepurist
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    Is Babylon 5 a big pile of shit?

    No its a large raisin. Or do I mean sultana? Damn!

    molgrips
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    Mandarins are mandarins and oranges are oranges. Everything else is a mixture of the two

    What proportion of mandarin and orange makes chicken?

    scaredypants
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    who remembers those massive threads that walleater, sui etc used to produce ?

    moly, it’s lemon chicken obvz, and lemon is 2:1 by weight, orange:raisin

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    When life gives you melons make…erm…..melonade 8)

    Daffy
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    Daffy
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    stevemuzzy – Member
    Should i get the audi in white?

    Will it clash with the 5?

    1981miked
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    Who discovered you get milk from cows..

    And what do you think they were doing at the time?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    1981miked – Member
    Who discovered you get milk from cows..

    And what do you think they were doing at the time?


    Pig climber.
    One wonders what his ancestors did.

    somafunk
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    ^ Probably related to David Cameron

    gofasterstripes
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    That killed it 🙄

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Jeremy Corbyn blows goats. I have proof.

    (We’re on to politics now, this is going to run and run…)

    benji
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    No this thread is just resting.

    matt_outandabout
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    But George Clark would kick Kevin McCloud round the room if they had a fight…

    ocrider
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    But wouldn’t George’s missus risk getting pregnant?

    dangeourbrain
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    He looks a lot like a historically uniformed doll. If I made those dolls I’d sue him for using my dolls’ likeness

    mrsfry
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    CaptainFlashhearts codpiece isn’t made from 100% cod 🙁

    Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    What do you do when your shrimp is are out of control?

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce

    That’s a twenty-footer

    10
    Full Member

    Trout mask replica didn’t contain any trout?

    Xylene
    Free Member

    Do blind dogs chase white sticks?

    Who decided CAPITAL LETTERS IS SHOUTING?

    CHB
    Full Member

    Wow, is this thread still going! Ironically impressive.

    Xylene
    Free Member

    IT IS, ISN’T IT!!!!!!11

    1981miked
    Free Member

    When a tree falls when nobody is around does it still make a noise?

    thepurist
    Full Member

    Not if it lands on a bed of raisins sultanas oranges and mandarins

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Is the tree on a treadmill?

    1981miked
    Free Member

    Is it then excluded from pudding?

    What’s everyone’s favourite pudding?

    I think it’s a close call between homemade sticky toffee pudding or a nice chunk of hot chocolate fudge cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream..

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    Double post

    1981miked
    Free Member

    Damn.. 2 posts* late for taking on to page 4.

    Still 4 pages of pretty much bugger all!

    *strealth edit as phone had a flounce and stopped working.

    grenosteve
    Free Member

    VW vans are better than transits and other crappy face-lifted 10 year old design vans. Discuss! 😛

    The government is doing a cracking job. Discuss! 😛

    (That’ll keep it going)

    1981miked
    Free Member

    Sod all that boring guff.. What happened to the guy who was “designing” a Ti frame? Did he just give up and buy an off the peg frame or is he busy learning to weld so he can build the beast?

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    The thread that truly keeps on giving.

    And defeating all the wannabe Thread Killers.

    andyfla
    Free Member

    Na, you’ve come on here now, thats it dead

    sargey
    Full Member

    Goats are boring.

    mrsfry
    Free Member

    This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Bull specific,also available in powder form.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    A Lorne Sausage with Black Pudding in it.

    Do i win the internet?

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Type 15 – The Glaswegian

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Only if it was on a roll.

    thepurist
    Full Member

    15 – The Glaswegian

    What do I win?

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    A kiss

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