Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

I do things at home for money

.. But you didn’t fancy a weekend away in a posh hotel?

mrsfry – Member
I do things at home for money

Yes…yes you do…. and you do them very well 😈

Hence the Makita attachment…

So was it blood in his spaff then or had he been eating too many beetroots?

Are there really zombies over on the island ?

Isle of Wight?

Yes. Ginger zombies.

I laughed quite a lot at Northwinds snowflake comment…

With Zombie gingerbread men do you have to bite the head off to stop them?

With Zombie gingerbread men do you have to bite the head off to stop them?

Double tab is the only way. Biting them could get you infected.

A: A lemon.

Party?

Party?

Nibble anyone?

CaptainFlashheart – Member
Party?

In your pants?
Remember what happened last time?

If you can remember you weren’t there man…

thepurist – Member
If you can remember you weren’t there man…

Remote cameras – CFH got pawned by his own setup 😆

Bump

‘n’ grind

‘er

Is this now like that digital equivalent of that game with the balloon, where you try to keep it aloft for as long as possible? If so then….[digital] bop!

Is Giles single?

Giles is to be avoided. Quite cheesy and a bit of a prick.

Yeah, but he’s a prick.

EDIT: Beaten to it by Jamie’s lovechild.

Yeah but he’s loaded

Who is Jamie?

……and why am I his lovechild?

I is confuse.

who’s just emailed me a photo of their nob, then ?

It’s a compliment perchy.
Bear had once hoped to adopt Jamie ,but he broke free of the STW grip,never to be seen again.
He is in a better,warmer place now,photoshopping funny jokes about gravel bikes.
There are T-shirts available #wemissjamie

Can you really ‘Taste the differences’?

Think this is my fifth year. I had to explain this place to a forum lurker at work.

Contemptuous acts of wonder.

This should kill it….

This thread rises more often than Hammyuk

And it’s more pleasurable as well.

Hahaha.

Sick burn 😛

Well it was your idea to try Tigerbalm instead of lube 😯

Which part of the tiger does that come from? And is it Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat?

The islets of Langerhans.

The end-bulbs of Krause

Don’t use the oven gloves……again

Apologies for throwing a genuine question in here, but what DID happen to Jamie?