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  • mrblobby
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    wwaswas
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    Wun Hung Lo I assume?

    perchypanther
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    This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

    You should weigh the body down with bricks.

    matt_outandabout
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    I see your bull and raise you a boar.

    hammyuk
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    mrsfry – Member
    This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

    You need chicken wire and 4 bags of cement.
    Just don’t ask me how I know this…..

    centralscrutinizer
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    You’ve done well OP, but the big test will be you’re next thread 😀

    wwaswas
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    the big test will be you’re next thread

    Grammar’s always a big test, too.

    *re-reads 15 times before posting whilst fully expecting he’s missed something*

    centralscrutinizer
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    Nowt wrong with me grammer, it was the autocorrect (honestly)

    gofasterstripes
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    Nowt wrong with me grammer, it was the autocorrect (honestly).

    FTFY

    surroundedbyhills
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    CBARAT, so – It happened to a mate of mine once and despite his reluctance in the end they were fine. Despite the missing digits obvs.

    DaRC_L
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    mrsfry – Member
    This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

    You need chicken wire and 4 bags of cement.
    Just don’t ask me how I know this….. [/quote]
    No no no what you need is pigs… but they don’t eat the teeth allegedly

    And if a Sulatana is a Sultan’s wife is a Mandarina the wife of a Mandarin?

    gofasterstripes
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    If it takes a fly a week to walk a fortnight, how long does it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound?

    LapSteel
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    Sorry Ive forgotten how to light my wood burner and I’m having a bit of trouble making a nice cup of coffee……can anyone please help?

    thepurist
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    Apparently pigs are good but crayfish are the shizzle

    Ro5ey
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    Are you sure this is a roll and not a bap, bun, barnsley bit burger or another wierd northern thing

    fasthaggis
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    Morning roll actuuallly

    Anyway,what about Joe Cocker

    no_eyed_deer
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    Looks like a barm bake that, or a barm biscuit, or something.. I dunno.

    DaRC_L
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    A flowery bap?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Did someone mention baps?

    fasthaggis
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    Hold on,could it be the rare and much sought after cob?

    wwaswas
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    *squints*

    nah.

    nickc
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    took 4 pages before we got to pictures of farmyard bollocks…which is restrained. Well done.

    matt_outandabout
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    Buns. Not quit baps. And most certainly not a roll.

    trailhound101
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    +1 for raisins .. or baps… or something

    fasthaggis
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    Matt,you are out of focus

    Xylene
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    Matt,you are out of focus

    Arent’t we all?

    mrsfry
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    Oven bottoms.

    You bunch of pheasant

    1981miked
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    Somebody’s poisoned the water hole.

    surroundedbyhills
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    Mrs fry you need one of these

    possibly 😀

    perchypanther
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    Ah! The Makita Anal Intruder! ^^^^^
    Not seen one those since Bangkok….

    thestabiliser
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    looks more like a scrotavator to me.

    surroundedbyhills
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    It has more to do with the second part of MrsFry’s post but also linked to the first..

    sharkattack
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    I fancy a Subaru Impreza but do they come with matching Subaru rally jacket or do I have to find my own?

    matt_outandabout
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    It has more to do with the second part of MrsFry’s post but also linked to the first..

    You are not a government meat inspector, you sir are a pheasant plucker.

    hammyuk
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    OI!! He resembles that comment!

    perchypanther
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    You are not a government meat inspector, you sir are a pheasant plucker.

    ….but, pleasant with it.

    mrsfry
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    ….but, pleasant with it.

    I’ll have you know, he’s a very vigorous plucker

    (I have the box set)

    slackalice
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    Did any of you do any work today?

    Will no one think of the children? Or kittens?

    gofasterstripes
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    Did any of you do any work today?

    Nope.

    gofasterstripes
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    Mind you, I am currently unemployed, so I think that’s allowed.

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