Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

I bet she showed him the inside of the new patio

That actually made me smile a lot. Especially when I realised it was a doll so I could show my better half what I was laughing at.

You smiled ‘Before’ you realised it was a doll……..

(Adds to list of babysitters to hire)

I thought it was Sunday today! Who stole Friday
Stupid bank holidays messing with my fragile mind 🙁

mrsfry – Member
You smiled ‘Before’ you realised it was a doll……..
(Adds to list of babysitters to hire)

No no I smiled after I realised it was a doll. I was too busy laughing to smile before that.

This thread used to be so respectable.
Bet people will be posting about Aldi and Lidl next 😯

That reminds me – its time to mow the lawn

Don’t mow it, leave it to get neck high then hide in it and leap out at the post man whilst doing your best impression of a spear wielding pygmy cannibal

whilst doing your best impression of a spear wielding pygmy cannibal

I think I might take that advice – my best impression of spear wielding pygmy cannibal really is very, very good.

Pictures please

mrsfry – Member
This thread used to be so respectable.

This should help bring it up to par

You potty mouthed little munchkin.
Your lucky we have company

Is that like that spartan film but with a better extras budget?

Three times I’ve watched that gif and three times I’ve wondered where a few seconds of my life went.

Just three times?

Well there are three black outs too…

A-ba-ni-bi

A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
O-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach

Sorry, it’s the time of year and I needed to expunge the demons. (I Wanna Be A Polar Bear as an alternative)

1978 😯 You wasn’t born then!

I’m confused. The bear was a bad guy? I thought he was an aspirational model to teach the next generation how to get along on life.

For you maybe 🙄

What the blinking flip is the other film? I’m sitting here at half meme and it’s not comfortable.

Toy Story ?

Blinking eck!

Shhh! I have a lock of Perchypanthers hair under my pillow 😳

(His toes will be cold tonight)

Don’t be a meme tease! I’ll have to resort to surfing the web to find specialist picture sites that cater to my needs.

Aaaah found it. I have achieved full meme satisfaction. I’ll sleep soundly now, but will set the perimeter alarm just in case…

Oh! you mean ‘The Walking Dead’?

Glad you managed to get full satisfaction in such a short amount of time.

It would’ve been even quicker if you’d given me a hand.

It would’ve been even quicker if you’d given me a hand.

Sent some other body parts as well….just in case you get bored 🙂

Nice house 8)

I’d skip to about 1minute but she’s not a happy bunny