I’d like to take full responsibility for giving someone that walk but, alas, the Internet is no place for pretending you’re someone you’re not who’s responsible for something you’re not.
I did have a jolly good time watching the ‘Dressage’ martahon on your super duper big screen (you weren’t home by the way) and drinking cider from the watering can (couldn’t find the champagne flutes) and bopping to some far out tunes (Rick Astley forever) but there was no illegal happenings going on, thank you very much.
We did leave you a tip for allowing the use of your stately home.
Been up since ten due to spider incident 😯 .
Hiding from the cat under the duvet, watching dressage (I want a dancing horse) and drinking tea from a flask ( not one of my greatest ideas). Cat had a leg hanging out of it’s mouth.
Is anyone interested in my traumatic experience 🙁
What’s the point of having a big blue ‘P’ if I can’t get any sympathy 🙁