Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

FTFY Mr Tiger pants

Tiger pants? Well I suppose they’re yellowy orange with a few dark brown stripes…

You would insist on sleeping on a bed of ‘Terry’s chocolate oranges’
(Feel sorry for your cleaning lady 🙁 )

It’s all about the Toblorange now you know

Weasels ripped my flesh!

Told you that website would lead you into trouble 😯

“I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet.”

Seen this somewhere and made me think.

Sorry pigface but, even in the throes of a battle with certain death by zombie apocalypse, it is not acceptable to omit apostrophes.
Also don’t open and dead inside should be written on the same line, not the same door, now it reads “DONT(sic) DEAD OPEN INSIDE” when the doors are closed.

0/10 go back and do it again.

Sorry 🙁 its not my picture and the dead really don’t come back to life.

the dead really don’t come back to life.

Now you’re just being pedantic to get out of doing a proper job.

No pudding.

On an unrelated note, has the “author ” of this thread changed? Is it to hide from the ignominy associated with starting such a flouncey thread?

(this may be covered else where but in true stw style, I’ve only read acknowledged the existence of the first and last posts)

Pigface

Sorry its not my picture and the dead really don’t come back to life.

How do you know? Have you done rigorous testing to prove they don’t?

Amazon terms and conditions include clause for a zombie apocalypse[/url]

Amazon says different

Amazon like the know who’s paying attention.

Oh the ironing.

Ma Fry, I admit I haven’t done rigorous testing to test the theory of the living dead, I did live for a part of my life near Newport and can safely say even though the majority of the population looked like zombies, acted like zombies (the aimless milling about, not the voracious appetite for human flesh) they were in fact classed as humans (just).

I am a bit miffed about being denied pudding 😕

I am a bit miffed about being denied pudding

It hurts me too but it’s the only way you’ll learn.

(I don’t just say it hurts me, it really does. This is because obviously I’ll now be eating double pudding to make sure none goes to waste, even if it makes me sick! So it really is a chore for both of us.)

dangeourbrain

It hurts me too but it’s the only way you’ll learn.

(I don’t just say it hurts me, it really does. This is because obviously I’ll now be eating double pudding to make sure none goes to waste, even if it makes me sick! So it really is a chore for both of us.)

You are truly a brave and noble man. I hope that Pigface appreciates the slight discomfort you are about to put your body throught in order to teach the young tyke a lesson, about putting such lies on the internet.

I am learning lessons, doffs cap and tugs forelock in deference to dangeourbrain whilst secretly plotting to eviscerate him with a wooden fork from a chippy.

The interweb is 100% truth FACT, anyone who disagrees must be an alien or something.

Shane Warne has got some interesting ideas, Bowled Shaneo !!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/15/im-saying-we-started-from-aliens-shane-warne-casts-doubt-on-evolution

The interweb is 100% truth FACT, anyone who disagrees must be an alien or something.

I thought the Internet was constructed from a 60/40 mix of kittens and porn with occasional disturbing crossover?

No pudding for me tonight either then. Probably not a bad thing as it’s beer and curry day and curry house pudding is rarely good, two helpings of “half an Orange filed with orange sorbet” or the like would have been painful.

No pudding for me tonight either then. Probably not a bad thing as it’s beer and curry day and curry house pudding is rarely good, two helpings of “half an Orange filed with orange sorbet” or the like would have been painful.

You forgot that the orange sorbet has to have just been pulled out of a freezer which is attempting to get colder than absolute zero, and is therefore impenetrable with the tiny tinny teaspoon tendered to try tasting (amazing alliteration!) it with.

Plus forget the curry house puds, it’s all about the Toblorange! Two of those would show real commitment.

I pass on the toblerange I think – a few Toblerone u could manage a chocolate orange I’d struggle. I might try out any way though as the Mrs would scoff the chocolate orange leaving me with the good bit

Tut

King Tut

I can see their under-crackers 😳

Risky

Bisky

NSFW

Get it. Get it cause he put him in a cask of wine 😆 😆

I kill myself with my wit at times

That feeling you get when no one answers your awesome post

Anyone thinking what i’m thinking 😯