The troll thread……

I think I know what trolling means but I’m not entirely sure. How would you start a trolling thread? Post them here….but don’t post anything that will get you banned or the thread closed.
Your best post to start troll thread…….GO!

what tyres for a one legged lesbians bike?

“People who deliberately start trolling threads have some kind of personality disorder”

How’s that for starters?

I hate mtb’ers and bikes what do all you lot think..

I don’t troll.

HTH

Are you some kind of forensic psychiatrist, Haakon? That was one pretty astute observation. I’m sure that you’re right on the personality disorder bit but how would you start a thread that would be a troll of trolls? Is it just starting a thread with the intention of winding people up, or is there more to it? (not looking to wind people up just interested in seeing some humorous responses)

29ers are betterer than 26ers.
Suspension is for gurls.
Egg Beaters are the best pedals ever made.
Derailleurs are for gurls.
Trailquests are better than trail centres.
Flat pedals are for gurls.
It’s not a proper mountain bike unless it’s got a map board.
Mudguards are for gurls.
There’s never been a bike made that couldn’t be improved by the fitting of a Rohloff hub.

ive neva Trolled 😉

Plenty of troll action

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you are all tools.

your mum’s bike is crap.

those were my rubbish ones…as I’d give away my expertise.

The best trolls are parasitic…pouncing on unsuspecting victims offering advice on components they’ve never used for instance…

is womens track cycling better than womens football

Dog owners…god they get on my nerves!!!!

***** I AM A DOG OWNER. I DID NOT MEAN WHAT I JUST TYPED ABOVE. IT WAS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW TO GET FOLK GOING. PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO IT. I REPEAT: I DID NOT[/u] MEAN IT.*****

***** MOVE ALONG NOW *****

Hi Tinners

No, I’m not a forensic psychiatrist. I was attempting to make a humorous response!

No, I’m not a forensic psychiatrist. I was attempting to make a humorous response!

I know. I was trollin’, innit 😉

Well seeing as you asked: I went round Inners today on my rigid singlespeed. Got to the top and there were these couple of guys on meta 5.5s. Gave them a 5 minute headstart them made them eat my dust.

Most of the trolling that you see here is really quite crap and not well thought out. I think I’ve seen only one or two good trolls, the rest are just dumbasses who endlessly repeat themselves. No class, no style.
Edit: speak of the devil. 😉

Damn – fell for it!

SBZ it was muddy at Inners today so you’re talking doo-doo.

No, I’m not a forensic psychiatrist

I know. I was trollin’

It really is sad when when the troller has to explain to the trollee that they’ve been trolled.

The whole point of trolling is that you don’t let on that you’re trolling

ffs

TSY – I also dont currently have a rigid singlespeed and haven’t been to Inners in months. Your point is what?

Don Simon – you dont know when you’re being trolled….

Don Simon – you dont know when you’re being trolled….

Really?

you dont know when you’re being trolled….

hahahahaaaa

Correct.

I use the handbrake instead of the foot brake as it keeps people behind me on their toes.

And hanging dog poo in plastic bags on trees is fine.

Bless.

Go visit 4chan. They can troll.

Anyway, back to the subject of trolling and forgetting don simons pathetic attempts at trolling – using someones momentum to take them away from your child that they’re trying to grab is always a good one.

Thank you Surrounded By Zombies for your praise but it’s misplaced. You made a statement and I asked a simple question. No troll sweetheart.

Oh, and Gillette IS the best a man can get.

You’ve been trolled.

I think you really need to look at the definition of a troll.

Theoretical situation: I’m in a zoo… 🙂

Wow – that’s a hard hitting reference you’ve given me there. How can I come back against thickopedia…

😉

Seriously, go look at 4chan…

a troll only works when someone calls you a nasty bad name and means it.
like ‘nasty nazi cockmonkey’……….. 8)