Suggest a name for my new company/venture, please!

Lock-n-secure
Lock-2-secure

Secure-n-lock
Lock-2-secure

I win!

Anchor Down Safety.

Grounded Locks/Chains/Security
Immovable ”
Resistant ”
Solid ”
Ever-last ”

Basically stuff that makes it sounds well ‘ard

Well ‘ard Locks…

just market it like this!

gollum security. Looks after precious whilst you aren’t watching.

Security Essentials

Scrote-B-Gon

I’d buy that for a dollar.

Buster Gonad’s Great Big Heavy Bull Locks

Big **** Off Chains For Bikes And Suchlike That Are Harder To Cut Than 9/10 Of The Other **** Out There, Because Let’s Not **** Around Most Expensive Chains Are ****

Or BFOCFBASTAHTCTNOOTOTOSOTBLNFAMECAS for short.

Or Locks That Work

You need to play on your potential customers emotive feelings

“Love It Lock It”

All domains are available

Social Security
Lock & Shackle
Chain Gang

bikeanchor
cycleprotector
cycleguardian
immovable object
cyclesecurity
bikesentry

CAPITAL LOCK

Just say U-anchor out loads several times out loud… Oops.

Total Anchors

“Love It Lock It”

Likes a lot

Sleep safe security.
Bombers.
Strapon security
Anchored Security.
Scrote Safe.

Chunky Lookin Chain

Massive Anchors.

to be slightly serious and a bit down about it..
I had my bikes that were attached to big chains and ground anchors stripped of parts. Forks, wheels, seatpost and brakes etc. left the frames that were securely attached to the floor..

I’ll be looking for something more than a ground anchor to secure the bikes to in future..

I do however have a bit of an idea for something..

Jor-El Secure.

Complete Anchors.

True anchors.

You Anchor

antaeus

stopyourshitgettinknicked.com

Anchor Man

Battleship Chains! (you’d need to sell a product called Two Ton Anchor)

Dench Locks – stay Dench or get Frimponged!

Not read any suggestions yet but be sure to check that the name you decide on is available as a URL – you don’t want to end up with a crap URL that no-one can remember.

NobLock

LockStill

LockSteel

LockSteal (maybe not!)

Groundout

Double post!

iLock

‘Somat-or-other’ Solutions man. Everyone need solutions. Washroom solutions (bogroll), transit solutions (buses), etc etc. Definitely solutions.

Deep bore locks.

Lockadile Dundee (you might want to move to Scotland)

Lock n Roll or Lock & Roll (If you use this I want 5%)

Lockadocadoo

and my favourite “Dead Good Locks”

Gold-E-Locks.And your USP could be that they’re all painted blue.

iLock

iPadLock, surely.