Singletrack is just a common thief

Great entertainment.

Lazlo53, amongst many on here who need to get a life you are truly outstanding.

Let’s all be grateful that lazlo53 didn’t order any Mint Sauce jewelry from JoB. 🙂

I hate losing subscribers but in this case refunding yours will be a pleasure.

Well I have just upgraded my subs to the full version from digital so as one leaves another arrives 😉

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Have I missed something. I’am going to get a life and go back to bed, wake me up when people have got something interesting to say, lifes so unfair :(, boring boring borin

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Can the next Singletrack Poll be ‘What Is Your Opinion Of Lazlo after reading this thread?’

Saint
Ass kicker
Reasonable but rude
Numpty
Total cock
Being strung up by the balls is too good for him

ken_shields – Member
It’s the increasingly frequency of bell ends like lazlo53 appearing on this site that makes it a less pleasant place to visit

Its been like it for years.

Since about 2003

My GF’s pressie to me finally turned up on Jan 4 and to support lazlo I’ve just told her she’s been binned and that she could stick the ipod classic she’d bought me up herself (her choice of holes)

What a dick

Bet lazlo still comes on here tho

Mostly Balanced – there’s space for a poll on the front page 😉

What a truly marvellous overreaction

that rant was far too well crafted. and as for suggesting you’re beyond caring? well, it takes a pretty huge attention-hungry ego to post something like that! 😉

Lazlo ordering a burger earlier….

I’d love to hear the phone conversation when lazlo rings Mark or Chipps to cancel his subscription.

In fact I demand that ST records it then posts it online so that the entertainment can continue. Where is lazlo anyway, has he gone into hiding?

i am waiting for two childrens films from amazon to watch over christmas I demand jamie fixes this too!! 🙄

Blimey … lazlo, what an utter [insert rude word of your own choosing, although number 5 on Mostly Balanced list would just about cover it]

RM delivery have been randomly delayed loads before and over Xmas. Most of the presents I’d bought for family had disappeared into the postal ether, so all I did was either explain it to the ‘grown-ups’ and told them they could have a second xmas when the presents did appear, and get a few relacements for the non-grown-ups who would have been upset at not getting anything on xmas day.

Oh, and R0cketd0g – LOL and thanks for the update 🙂 It took 3 weeks for the washing machine repair man to get round to mine so I can relate to the problem!

I think they shouldn’t cancel his subscription and keep sending him magazines. That would surely make his blood boil.

I have just had an 8 minute conversation with Jamie sorting out the missing issue 62. Turns out my subscription had run out on 61. He has sorted my mistake in a very helpful and friendly manner. If you could not get through on the phone then I can confirm he was not on a break. Lazlo, you are special by the way.

glittergary, I think they should cancel his subscription but keep sending him magazines anyway

random intervals, mind – and at least 2wk late

My (non-subscriber) copy has mostly been turned to paper-mache by an 11-month old with 6 tiny teeth and a lot of saliva. Can I get a refund?

glittergary, I think they should cancel his subscription but keep sending him magazines anyway

random intervals, mind – and at least 2wk late

…and keep sending the same issue.

I think they shouldn’t cancel his subscription and keep sending him magazines. That would surely make his blood boil

Good idea, make sure they are suitably late, and try and leave some coffee rings on the covers too.

Either that or subscribe him to relax[/url]

To be fair to the chap, the post in Scunthorpe has been bad. 🙂

*Awaits ban and much needed work productivity increase*

I for one would just like to come out and show my support for Lazio…..

….er then again maybe not, I’ve not yet taken my tablets this morning, dude stop being a tool, apologise, either on here or in a direct mail to ST Towers, you are annoyed and frustrated, but over reacting a tad, and the thing is, unforetunately in the tone and manner of your posts you are not winning any fans or sympathy from anyone here, after all “stuff” happens, chill out it’ll arrive (eventually) who knows it may even be there in time for next Crimbo. I’m just curious what you’d do if your copy of the Daily Mail didn’t arrive in the morning.

I’m sorry Mark, you seem to be under the mistaken impression that my last post was an attempt at mitigation or back tracking? That was never my intention, I’ve paid, you’ve not delivered. Is that good enough? Hate? I’m not the only one using strong words, but hey ho, people do say such silly things.
I’ve just spoken to an extremely helpful young gentleman in your office (Jamie?) and cancelled my subscription. And that at least would seem to introduce some pleasure into your life, but don’t feel the need to mention it, you’re more than welcome.
missing you already
Laurence

Dear Members

Just to avoid any confusion over posts relating to Michael Douglas in ‘Falling Down’ it is probably best that I mention that I am the aforementioned Jamie ‘Subscription and Distribution Sadist’ and am now returning back to my job of sorting the rather large job in hand.

Yours

Jamie

Can I just say @ Mark, well said!!!!

I thought last nights post was Lazio’s very very last post?

Oh and don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out mate!!

it is probably best that I mention that I am the aforementioned Jamie ‘Subscription and Distribution Sadist’ and am now returning back to my job of sorting the rather large job in hand.

jamie that’s not good enough. I think you should have a very long break, leave the phone off the hook and then refuse to get back in touch with people. 😉

The slightly more serious issue here is the loose accusation of thievery. On many occasions in the past any person making such an accusation about a company on our forum has quickly resulted in that company requesting the thread be removed. In some cases we’ve had legal representatives make that contact on behalf of companies who consider they have been libeled.
I can often see their point. A point that can be illustrated right now by typing ‘Singletrack thief’ into google.

Thanks for the flurry of new subscriptions and upgrades this morning. Along with all the comments of support it’s genuinely lifted our spirits and motivated us all to make sure we do everything we can to sort this mess out for all our subscribers still affected.

if Kazoo would like to tell me his home address and the times when he will be at home to recieve it I will get my mate ‘Scouse Paddy’ to nip over with a complimentary copy of the missing issue for him and teach him what stealing actually is

Top job to all at STW for producing such a good mag. Personally it never bothers me that my subs copy is a little late as Im usually still reading the previous months mag, its normally that full of quality stuff it needs a full 31 days attention
Mr Kazoo’s opinion is his and his only the vast majority of us really appreciate the job you guys do to meet your deadlines and get the mag out every month so cheers guys

Mark ‘Resident not so Grumpy’ 🙂

I do hope Lazlo has the decency to

a) post it back when it does arrive
and
b) stop posting on singletrack forthwith.

Can I just say…..well done to ST for taking the time to reply to this idiot’s request…..all that has happened is 1 bellend no one is going to miss has cancelled his subscription and ST gets a round of well deserved appreciation and praise.
Chipps, Mark and Jamie kudos to well written and dignified responses.

I do appreciate Lazlo having a whinge about issue 62 as he has not got his 2011 calender and therefore cannot mark out when his menstrual cycle begins……do us all a favour sell ur bike, give up cycling and subscribe to the daily mail app on the i-pad and write to them and complain….TOSSER!!!!!!

There are some customers that are not worth having, they cause you so much grief that their £3.12 is not woth having, not sure that declaring it publicly is the right thing. Although its a lot more paletable than slagging off all your customers on twitter 😉

STW – the Ratners of the publishing world?

Think I owe ST a New Year’s pint…£3.12 sent 😀

who cancels a subscription over a posting issue – it’s not as if he’s the only one or it’s a one off – most of the country have been having issues with the post – understandable when you see the ice in some places.

what a fruitloop.

From now on, will calling someone a “lazlo” count as swear filter avoidance?

Get a grip.

Shit happens. It’s a magazine. If the worst thing in your life is that your bike magazine hasn’t been delivered then you are a luckier person than most of us!
I’m sure that they are working to sort it out.

+1 many times over

From now on, will calling someone a “lazlo” count as swear filter avoidance?

oh is his name lazlo
I owe him an apology. I called him Kazoo in my earlier post

sorry mate, it was a simple mistake. Please don’t cancel me or anything

lazlo – quick question: when it rains, do you stand outside, naked and weeping, flailing your arms at the sky and accusing god of stealing your sunshine?

What a funny little person you are.

Maybe Lazlo thought that because he has been as subscriber since issue 10, that he should have had special service. I think that in the circumstances, Mark should have delivered Lazlo’s copy by hand and quite possibly ridden round there on a unicorn.