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  • Singletrack is just a common thief
  • chipps
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    We only borrowed them aracer 😉

    aracer
    Free Member

    If you’d like a personal rant, my direct line is 01706 814249.

    I’m not sure that was wise – just think of all the crank calls you’re going to get from singlespeeders and 650bers. 😀

    steviedog
    Free Member

    Overtired much?

    kennyp
    Free Member

    Your bike magazine was a bit late, that’s all. Have a beer, take a deep breath and relax. It’ll all seem better in the morning. 🙂

    bigG
    Free Member

    Have we really got this worked up over a copy of a magazine or was Lazio’s copy meant to come with this weeks winning lottery numbers in it?

    If ever we have a real crisis someone remind me not to join the same queue for lifeboats that Lazio’s in, he’ll kick off if he doesn’t get shotgun!

    Mine arrived yesterday, yes it was late, yes i was dissapointed it didn’t arrive on time but as I assume Chipps doesn’t deliver them all individually by hand (perhaps something to throw into the think tank for future months?) I accept that the situation was out of ST’s hands.

    PS the mag’s great when it arrives, loads of lovely stuff in there. If you don’t get a copy you’ve really missed out. In fact it’s so good I’m off to have another read. I’ll send you a pic of the magazine if that helps?

    lazlo53
    Free Member

    Thanks Chipps, I appreciate the personal reply but I can only guess that Jamie has really, really long lunches? And you’re not as disappointed as me, because you’ve got my money and I’ve not got your mag. WRT the beer, that’d be great, I’ve entered the Marin Rough Ride and I’m thinking about the Newcastleton 24 hr. But I’ll not be a subscriber by then. But if you’re interested to know just how loyal I have been over the years, then ask Nathan
    Regards
    Laurence

    Bregante
    Full Member

    Are you also considering boycotting Royal Mail. Seriously the post has been appalling for the last 3 weeks, stuff I ordered from CRC on 17th December still hasn’t turned up, although other stuff I ordered since turned up in two days. Try and relax feller 😉

    lazlo53
    Free Member

    No I don’t fh, but do you feel quite righteous?

    chipps
    Full Member

    There did seem to be a bit with the post where it all went wrong (around the first snow) and lots of stuff seemed to get put in a big heap somewhere, later stuff then started getting through fine and I assume they’re only just getting time to go back to the back corners of the panic-warehouse and sifting through the issues.

    If the answerphone was on, it might have been that Jamie was busy typing in the hundreds of new subscribers’ details in time for them (and everyone else) to get the next issue in time. See you in Newcastleton then.

    That’s assuming I finish writing this issue in time… er…

    flippinheckler
    Free Member

    Thanks Chipps, I appreciate the personal reply but I can only guess that Jamie has really, really long lunches? And you’re not as disappointed as me, because you’ve got my money and I’ve not got your mag. WRT the beer, that’d be great, I’ve entered the Marin Rough Ride and I’m thinking about the Newcastleton 24 hr. But I’ll not be a subscriber by then. But if you’re interested to know just how loyal I have been over the years, then ask Nathan
    Regards
    Laurence

    Who’s questioned your loyalty !!! your not very gracious are you, are you a hormonal teenager or just forgotten to take your happy pills.

    lazlo53
    Free Member

    Again, thanks Chipps, maybe Jamie would have been better employed in ensuring that the last issues went out. Thanks for the number, I’ll get in touch to cancel my subscription
    Laurence

    no_eyed_deer
    Free Member

    There did seem to be a bit with the post where it all went wrong

    …was that with the first ranting sentence? 😉

    bobmac892
    Full Member

    Well I’m with lazlo53. I haven’t got my copy either and it’s ridiculous that your small magazine should be blame the awsome might of the ever efficient Royal Mail. Travesty indead… Can I have a beer with Chipps now to?

    Editing what I here alot a work “Don’t let the effers get you down.” Cracking mag, inspired me to get off my not insignificantly sized back end and ride. Cheers and keep them coming.

    PS You can access the PDF version very easily. Not as handy in the bog admittedly but it’s there for the taking.

    lazlo53
    Free Member

    Still here fh?

    flippinheckler
    Free Member

    Nice offer of Chipps to buy lazlo53 a beer but I don’t think he’s old enough, you can always buy him a Tizer though…can I have his copy of ST seeing as he’s paid for it and doesn’t want it anymore.

    Bregante
    Full Member

    PS You can access the PDF version very easily. Not as handy in the bog admittedly but it’s there for the taking.

    that’s what the ipad was invented for innit

    colnagokid
    Full Member

    Lazlo Chill out! I’ll buy you a pint too- just get the tight wads on-line version like me and its never late, well maybe it is I’m not that anal about it

    maxray
    Free Member

    Lol so many worse things in life! If you were waiting for a whole bike maybe but not a 4 quid mag 😀 do make sure you stop posting on here once you have cancelled your subs, obviously you wouldn’t want to associate with these charlatans! :p

    lazlo53
    Free Member

    Sleepy times now children, night night. Oh, and fh, thanks for your invaluable input, I’ve put it in the bucket marked ‘crap’

    dirtbiker100
    Free Member

    I still can’t tell if lazlo is trolling? Quite amazing people can get so wound up about this stuff.

    lazlo53
    Free Member

    Very, very last post tonight, because I am an old man and I’m tired. I don’t actually know what ‘trolling’ is db100? My op is meant, and was the only way to get a response from ST (and quite obviously I don’t care tuppence what others might think)

    lazlo53
    Free Member

    Very, very last post tonight, because I am an old man and I’m tired. I don’t actually know what ‘trolling’ is db100? My op is meant, and was the only way to get a response from ST (and quite obviously I don’t care tuppence what others might think)

    user-removed
    Free Member

    Best double post EVA! Because it wasn’t the

    Very, very last post tonight

    was it? 😀 Cos there was another! Do you see?

    Mark
    Full Member

    Jamie is absolutely swamped. It’s always the busiest time of the year for subscription processing but this year we’ve had the perfect storm with the state of Royal Mail. There is currently no one working or caring harder in the office right now than Jamie is and he is coping amazingly well. No one is sitting back and rubbing their hands thinking how lovely it is to have any subscribers £3.12 when they don’t yet have the mag. Everything we can do we are doing. Royal Mail are amazingly slow at providing anyone in the publishing industry, from the little guys like us right up to the huge corporate magazine publishing houses of London, with any kind of explanation or expectation. All subscribers mags were posted in the first week of December and currently the vast majority have been delivered. We believe the remaining delayed copies are small in number and that they will arrive by the end of this week. We are receiving messages by email, as well as on this site and even twitter that mags are still arriving with subscribers.

    Typically, we have a contingency of an extra 50 copies of the mag set aside for replacements that have been lost in the post. We’ve never needed more than 30. We have almost 4500 print subscribers so we think that’s not a bad rate of loss for each issue. We expect we will need more than that on this occasion and so we are currently arranging for spare copies to be pulled back out of the newstrade distribution channels like WHSmiths and Tesco in order that we will have enough to be able to make sure that every subscriber gets a copy. Taking copies back out of highstreet distribution will cost us considerably but that’s not any subscribers concern as we will make sure that everyone gets a copy if their copy is lost. And that’s the main issue at the moment. When do we declare copies as lost? Copies are still being delivered all around the country today. RM are no help right now and have given no one any information as to the expectation that the backlog will be cleared.

    As for RM compensating us for failing to deliver your mags within the 5 days that they set for a Presstream delivery, well that all depends on the final assessment of their performance by an audit at the end of the year. If it is shown that over the period of the year ending 31st December 2010 that they didn’t average a 97% delivery rate within 5 days then they will have to pay ALL Presstream account holders 5% of their total spend with RM for every percentage point under their target. RM don’t compensate on an individual publisher basis and so we will have to wait, like every other publisher, for the final audit of RM’s performance over the entire year. That, we can expect to wait months for and since we are talking about mags only posted in a very narrow window at the start of December of maybe a few days, how all this affects an average that is calculated over a whole year I don’t know. Sadly I’m not that optimistic that it will make much of a difference to the stats at all.

    But after all that, let me sum up where we are at right now and what we are planning to do. We are still waiting for deliveries of issue 62 to stop. Deliveries are still happening every day but we think we are very close to the point where we will be able to draw a line in the sand and start posting out replacements. In preparation we are calling back newstrade copies. If you have emailed or called to report your copy has not arrived then you will be contacted by Jamie shortly to first confirm whether or not your copy has arrived and then to send you a replacement if it hasn’t.

    Finally, Lazlo.. We all appreciate your frustration.. in fact we share it with you. But to call us thieves is hugely insulting and I don;t appreciate that at all. We, more than any other magazine (ALL magazines in the UK have been hit with this issue) have kept a very public update running as to the issues we are dealing with. There is uptodate information on this website, on the automatic email responses to the subs@singletrackworld.com address and also on the direct subs phone line. Jamie has been fielding calls and emails constantly since well before Christmas and he has done his absolute best to make sure that everyone gets this information. If you wish to cancel your subscription then Jamie will sort that out for you in the same professional and courteous way he has dealt with every aspect of this crisis that was fundamentally not of our own making.

    Has anyone with a missing sub from any other cycling magazine had a personal or public response from both the Editor and the Publisher after midnight?

    schrickvr6
    Free Member

    Well said, now where’s my issue 62 damn it? No I’m only kidding I don’t subscribe. 😆

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Personally, I would have just ignored the prick. So kudos to you Mark.

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    Ace thread, thanks Laurence, now I really know what a tube is.

    spacemonkey
    Full Member

    What a hilariously sad post this is … all for the sake of a £4 magazine subscription. Get a life you miserable sod.

    buzz-lightyear
    Free Member

    “But to call us thieves is hugely insulting and I don;t appreciate that at all.”

    Well said. How about an apology Lazlo?

    enduromatt
    Full Member

    I’m truly amazed by Lazlo’s post and responses, he clearly needs to get out more!! I’ve had some bike related Christmas presents lost in the post from Dec 5th, (£100 worth)!!!! They have now been replaced in the last couple of days as they are officially lost according to Royal Mail. So the mag is by no means alone, I’d hate to think how many companies countrywide have had a nightmare with all this!!

    Well done to Chipps and Mark for very professional and informed personal replies. Best mag out there!!!

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Best mag out there!!!

    Well…let’s not go crazy.

    markgraylish
    Free Member

    Jamie – Member

    Personally, I would have just ignored the prick. So kudos to you Mark.

    Oi, Jamie – shouldn’t you be dealing with subs issues instead of wasting your time here?

    🙂

    martinxyz
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    Post has been messed up for weeks. The bad weather (remember that?) has thrown a spanner in the works and the delivery firms across the country had probably decided that clearing the backlog of xmas presents on time would have been the best move.. good on them,they seemed to do a good job and probably got no thanks at all.

    Its only now the piles of other parcels are getting sent out into our hands so dont think its just this magazine thats the problem.. in the shop we have waited for some stuff that was sent out around the 21st of dec that only arrived today.We didnt call up the company.We just knew it would turn up.no big deal. I ordered stuff from Devon and and Cornwall around the 23rd and 24th dec and expected them to arrive around the 4th, which they did, i didnt go calling any of them up as its just wasting peoples time.. bringing folk away from their jobs which then causes other peoples post to run late. Things have gone a bit loopy in the country as of late so why do folk not hold their horses and let people get on with their jobs to speed things up?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Oi, Jamie – shouldn’t you be dealing with subs issues instead of wasting your time here?

    It’s fine, I have got someone to cover for me.

    Woody
    Free Member

    Personally, I would have just ignored the prick. So kudos to you Mark.

    Indeed

    Personally, I’d have cancelled the remainder of his subs, refunded the cost of the missing issue, threatened court action if he repeats any of his libelous allegations and called him a dandyprat.

    stayhigh
    Full Member

    What a fantastic thread, its certainly cheered up my otherwise uninspiring night shift of patient property audits.

    Highlights for me have been:

    “Stoner – purge me? Do you think STW is run by Stalin?”

    and my new favourite insult “dandyprat”.

    God bless you Lazlo 😉

    PiknMix
    Free Member

    late nights/early mornings just wouldn’t be the same without STW. The finest example of toy throwing I have seen for a long time.

    ScottChegg
    Free Member

    Does this count as flouncing off, in the manner of Smurf-Mat?

    cannondaleking
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    ow my god where did lazlo53 come from im in greenland working at the mo and if parts take weeks longer than they should to arrive no one worry’s or bitches on like a little old lady in a post office que. Im guessing your highly strung and sexualy frustrated (due to lack of a significant other) if i was you id go to the toilet with your laptop and typing finger type in porn and see were it takes you come back and then take note of what you have typed on screen 😉

    Just my two pence

    ken_shields
    Free Member

    It’s the increasingly frequency of bell ends like lazlo53 appearing on this site that makes it a less pleasant place to visit

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