Punch lines of memorable jokes ?

Any memorable jokes that come to mind ? Please post the punch line only !

Death. By Mao Mao.

The headline on the local newspaper read; “Tzar chasm is the Maoist form of wit”

“Hitler, the fascist Hun in the vest”

I would like you all to welcome.. erm… oh yes… Diana Clunt!

“Don’t fry for me Sergeant Ina”

Then a roadie came in, and he gave her one two

Gotcha, gotcha and now I’m going to eat ya

I put a little candle under the tin.

“I think it’s a bad case of mixin’ ma toasties”

It was an iron bar

Know it love, I freakin wrote it.

shit in her ****

Pigface – Member
Know it love, I freakin wrote it.

Hahaha that’s the one I had in mind when I noticed this thread… Lol

He said, well don’t go to those places.

Or

I saw the other man collecting pineapples!! (Kids favourite that one)

You’re not here for the shooting are you?

it was mixing my toasties

Because they are fungi’s.

From all the lads at the Fire Station, we’ll never forget you…x

Beer tricks potter.

Well make something up then..

Oojanikabolokov?

Tunes help you breath more easily

Minjeeta..

A plinky plonky, honky tonky, winky ****, wonky donkey…

You can’t come in here without a Thai.

“….well you’re certainly getting screwed; this is the Birkenhead ferry!”

The aristocrats!

Awful!

No tomatoes!

650b wheels bring the trails alive.

‘Only if you get your thumbs caught.’

“Well you’re **** now love the tides coming in.”

I`ll follow you on me moped

I’m only 6!

Arch your back Morag and keep that gentleman’s balls off the cold floor!

I am not sure who the other 2 are but is that Jeremy Beadle in the middle ?

getting the blood out of your clown suit

….and that’s the last time I show my cock to a priest.

Fatima Whitbread