Petty annoyances

I have no idea what the hell you people are on about with the web addresses thing. 😕

That’s a petty annoyance.

Women at work constantly talking about their diets. So what if you lost 2 pounds last week it’s like throwing a deck chair off the titanic!

People with loud voices.

People on multiple thousand pound bling road bikes who insist on drafting me whilst I’m commuting on my Brompton. Some of the lazy feckers will even stay there if I slow down do a crawl (as in barely moving) to let them go past. Really yanks my chain!

People parking with 2 wheels on the pavement, especially those who have a drive!

Programmes like country file that do a bit of a feature then stop it and tell you its continued later. They give you a teaser of what you will see.
Then later on before they continue it they recap what they have just shown less than an hour ago.
Just show us it all in one go.
Charlie Boorman programme was rendered unwatchable because of it.

What if your drive is already full of car?

It annoys me when I return my shopping trolley back to the parking shed thing to find other troll lies randomly dumped there. If you can actually arse yourself to get the trolley back there (as opposed to the even lazier b’stards that leave the damned things in the parking bays) then please have the sense to stack them in neat rows like they’re designed for. I often feel compelled to sort them all out myself before I stack my own and then leave. Grrrrrrr!!!

Why do the big trollies have brakes on them, but the little ones don’t? PITA when you turn round whilst loading the car only to find half of your shopping doing a Steve McQueen impersonation across the car park.

Programmes like country file that do a bit of a feature then stop it and tell you its continued later. They give you a teaser of what you will see.

I also hate that.

…to find out why, tune in to the thread later, when I explain why.

*launches trolley across car park in general direction of trolley bay

People who say or write ‘methinks’.

I hate you.

So i gotta a lots of stuff I could of put on this list lol!!! Anyways, theirs one what is just like the worst? Yeah, so the penultimate annoyance is totally grammer nazis? Cheez, get a life looser, like halooo?

+1 for methinks

People who say “Yay!”

People who are always dicking about with their mobile phones.

The word ‘Meal’ (Actually more of a hatred than a petty annoyance)

The word ‘Gent’

People

The position of a VW Touran seat height adjuster.
The fact that the TV remote is never put back.
Negative people.

So i gotta a lots of stuff I could of put on this list lol!!! Anyways, theirs one what is just like the worst? Yeah, so the penultimate annoyance is totally grammer nazis? Cheez, get a life looser, like halooo?

Que?

People leaving the steam room door open…

Sorry, this is “petty annoyances,” you seem to need “first world problems.”

The word ‘Gent’

Good thing you don’t live there then… My favourite city!

Cougar, you have Collaborative Data Objects? Nasty…!

Que?

Exactly…

Motorists who don’t remove Pay & Display tickets and drive around with them right In their line of vision on the windscreen.

Motorists who just turn the engine off when it’s raining and don’t let the wipers go back down to the normal position.

Self serve tills.

That woman’s voice on the self serve tills.

Pets at home, always massive queues and staff just cuddling rabbits.

Argos, they have to press the computer thing to activate the voice that says ” 361 to collection point A please ” when they are stood right in front of you with your stuff in their hand and there is only you in the queue.

White Cars. Pricks the lot of them.

My parents tv remote control that is such a crappy design that the shape/weight of it means I always pick it up the wrong way round and press the wrong buttons 😡

White cars make it easy to spot the pricks, for that I’m grateful. Self service tills are great, no longer have to queue behind numpties who faff at the tills and take ages to pack (usually women and old folk)

Self service tills are great, no longer have to queue behind numpties who faff at the tills and take ages to pack (usually women and old folk)

The only problem is now you have the *insert extraordinary rude word here* idiots who roll up to the self service tills with a trolley full. Self service is fine if you just want to quickly buy a bottle of vodka and a box of tissues, but surely it’s just easier to use the regular tills for a trolley load.

Self service tills are great

You’ve not used the ones at Morrisons have you? Objects of pure design failure, accentuated further by the task processing ability of a neurotic, schizophrenic and stoned relative of Jonny 5.

Very petty annoyance: Nice new cars with a full media centre/navigation unit glowing like KITT……… and a bloody Tomtom stuck to the windscreen.

You’ve not used the ones at Morrisons have you?

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Really expensive cars with crap bikes on them.
You’re rich,buy something nice.

“London underground is operating a good service on all lines.”

Good?
Service?

People who say prostrate instead of prostate.

Councils who, while claiming to be environmentally aware, refuse entry to those who choose to walk/cycle to the tip with a small bag of rubbish but will let you in once you drive the 2 miles there and back.

WTF are they playing at? What if you can’t drive, or don’t own a car? Are you supposed to get a fapping taxi there?!

Bristol City Council, I’m looking at you. You useless fappers.

The phrase “for free”

it’s either free or for nothing

People who say prostrate instead of prostate.

They’re the same people who say pacific when they mean specific

The way my daughter has started to finish every sentence with an upward inflection.

Buzz words at work such as ‘drum beat’, ‘call out’ and ‘echo’

people who get back in the car at a petrol station and then adjust their mirror and faff, MOVE!!!, What the hell could have happened to your mirror in the 2 mins since you were last in it….

They’re the same people who say pacific when they mean specific

For all intensive purposes, I agree.

It’s not st pancreas station either you retarded spunk bubbles 👿

They’re the same people who say pacific when they mean specific

Whilst they drink their ‘expresso’ no doubt

Really expensive cars with crap bikes on them.
You’re rich,buy something nice.

I really like this actually. tragic to say that not a lot in the world makes me smile more than some smug oik in a gleaming white A6 with a couple of Argos bikes on a rack which is clearly trashing his paintwork.

I find having bikes worth more than your car creates “not having a telly” levels of smugness

It’s not bombfire FFS

Nor is it skellington

Over-biked people. i.e.

Folk who drop >£2k on a roadie only to walk uphill on anything over 1 in 100.

Folk who drop >£2k on an ‘all mountain’ mtb only to walk downhill on the tricky stuff.

Personal reg plates.

And breathe…