Not Another Nicked Ibis Mojo!!

And is anyone else tempted to leave him their number? Not sure I'd want him to ring me without fail! He's quite scary when he loses it isnt he?
Still p**s funny though, and although it's cruel, I cant resist baiting him, the big mentaller.

hitman, I have ignored all that has gone before and joined only recently. It's jolly good fun.

Essentially, Lester claims to be posher than me, wealthier than the Queen and better fed than Nicholas Soames. It's sublime comedy, do hang around!

What an amazing combo.

Right you bike freaks I'm off for some caviar, a shag, and a fight.

I've got a bike to clean for tomorrow, so come on Mozza, lets have one more soundbite, if its as good as

lester say he got the dolla, yes from bikes

I will literally sh*t myself

could we merge this with the 'photo of a bike thief' thread somehow?

then i will kick your butt! if you want to know i am 57 hard as f********g nails and eat **** like you for breakfast. end of story if any one wants to meet me to discuss anything leave your number and i will call you, without fail! i

I'd very much like to see that!
Chuck an email on and I'll forward you my number.
Law of the jungle states that kittens dont f*** cats.

Oh my eyes. Why have I wasted a chunk of last night and tonight reading this?

i bet he uses chuck bog paper too 😉

lester
give me your number and ill ring you, could do with a bit of a workout, not sparred with a southern softee for years

How can you possibly summarise the genius that is this thread? It's like asking for the highlights of War and peace. Basically, somebody saw an Ibis frame on fleabay that was probably nicked. After some to-ing and fro-ing between a couple of cops that frequent this forum, a guy calling himself Lester popped up and admitted having bought the frame from a guy in Leeds. Shortly after this, someone calling himself moz came on claiming to be the seller. This chap didnt appear able to find his own bo**ocks with both hands and a bo**ock map, but was VERY funny, in a badly spelled, chavvy way. At one stage, Lester said he was moz, but then said he wasnt. Somebody else posted a picture of Morrisey, so the thread got a bit Smithsey for a while, and then (christ I'm getting dizzy) I offered to print up some moz t-shirts. He then offered to make sweet sweet love to my wife, and told us (the STW massive) that we were 'a bunch of freeks'. Then for some unfathomable reason, Lester (try and keep up, please) started bragging about how rich he was, how he was forever eating in posh restaurants, and that he had a ginormous IQ. He then offered us all out, and went off, supposedly to have dinner at one of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants. And I think that's about it – phew.

EDIT moz originally was pretending to be one of the buyers but he was tripped up by his unbelievably retarded rat brain.

This chap didnt appear able to find his own bo**ocks with both hands and a bo**ock map

I'm going to use that mitch

Feel free old love, I probably nicked it off someone else anyway.

barnsley – top edit there mate! V impressed with that – I was one of those b*llox on the map that was lost but at least now I know whats going on! **** me if that bloke Lester isnt half a plum – he reminds me of Smee!

I dont care who he is, but I cant wait for him (and his alter-ego moz) to get back – it'll be even better if he comes home pi**ed!

He is top drawer entertainment thats for sure – he should have his own show!

There was no

to-ing and fro-ing

on mine or the other officer’s part, thank you! We did our bit by getting onto Jungle and informing them of our concerns, which given the rather suspicious circumstances was the correct and proportionate response I think. It was left with them to determine whether the frames were those stolen from their previous burglary. I assume that they checked their records and made the relevant comparisons with the frames on Ebay before deciding on a course of action/inaction. I did ask for an update from them but as yet I’ve not received a reply.

Companies such as Jungle/Stiff have a policy of not getting caught up in Internet forum babble and given the lunacy that this thread has degenerated into who can blame them?

The comedy with this thread though has been hitherto unrivalled. Few threads/posts beat it.

All the best.

The comedy with this thread though has been hitherto unrivalled

agreed. I miss Moz.

Can someone exaplain how Moz / Lester actually found this thread and started to join in?

And £320 for some food FFS !!!! I could pay £10 for a pizza and have £310 left over to pay for escorts @ £120 per hour 😀

Pretty sure now that him and moz are one and the same, unless he's invited him (apparently he has a look of 'rain man' dont you know) to some fine dining chez Ramsey – and we've all been told that he can afford it as well – "lester say he got the dolla, yes from bikes".
Best thread ever…

If the poor hard done by coppers had half a brain, then they would log the IP & be around his mansion before he got back from supper, but as pretty much all of STW, and the internet in general, is complete bollox, then I expect to see this thread becoming the first ever 1000+ thread on STW.

And I for one shall enjoy it 🙂

plenty left over for coke and hookers after his big mac large meal 😉

deluded – didnt mean to be flippant with my 'to-ing and fro-ing' comment, was just trying to sum this madness up as briefly as possible.

mi©k, hookers in the smarter parts of That London's Famous London don't come cheap. Apparently.

A friend told me.

No, really. He did.

CFH, you had a namesake on a site called ARRSE.
He was/is a bit of a legend but got banned and now has to call himself lord flasheart. Idon't think it's you is it?

backhander, not me, I'm afraid, but I am aware of his work!

I didn't think so, you're too pleasant and also too young, I think.
he's a fu**ing animal. I quote;

I can see a load of letters but they appear to be written by someone who has a mouth wand rammed up their starfish. Your grammar is like watching the porn version of Countdown, you spack-handed moon-head.

alot of folk on here only seem to get exercise when they jump to conclusions..u know who u r

Jesus….just read all of this….my god.

Amazing.

Lester – I couldn't care less about your eating/driving/cash habits but – what sort of Hifi you got? 😯

, i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people, i have laid off 6 men, booked work for 75 men next week,

Ah Lester you brick… 80 minus 6 = 74, so how did you book work for 75? … lol you tool

Maths = FAIL

1. wetherspoons might be reallife and real beer to backward northerners

Epic fail again, Im from the South……

1. my guess you have never eaten anywhere that you dont have to have chips and ketchup with everything!

Epic fail 3 – I have eaten with the Prince of Doha as his guest, should have cost £1000 per head, eaten at the ritz etc… over priced, over hyped, media generated tosh but hey at least I got a free drink. Give me weatherspoons any time, I hate posh resturants "can I have an ale please", "im sorry sir we only sell overpriced, bottled sh1te that you have never heard off, oh and it tastes bloody awful", "certainly I will have a bottle of gut rot, please take my spleen as a down payment"

, i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people, i have laid off 6 men, booked work for 75 men next week,

Ah Lester you brick… 80 minus 6 = 74, so how did you book work for 75? … lol you tool

Maths = FAIL

He has employed another person in the meantime?

Sorry 😳

oh we'll have less of that,Lester has enough friends on here already thankyou very much

god what an amazing thread.just totaly bizzar.
havn,t they got medication for the moz/lester syndrome.

Every time I see a new post added, I start getting a bit excited, thinking that the forum phenomena known as Lester / moz (or the artist formally known as p**s) has returned. Come back buddy – cant you get Gordon bloody Ramsey to sort you out a doggy bag?

a good dose of Chlorpromazine should clear this matter up.

Yeah, but it wouldnt be nearly so funny…

S**t rob, now youve got me worried – it would be very, very wrong of me, especially as I'm a psychiatric nurse, to mock or goad people with mental health problems, and therefore, I diagnose Lester as 'hard of thinking' – now that slight ethical dillema's out of the way, let the baiting commence!

Ah well (three posts in a row – how sad is that?), I'm gonna say goodnight and godbless and go to bed. Lesters probably getting down with his bad self at funky buddah, and moz is more than likely shinning up a pensioners drainpipe in Beeston, so I'm afraid I simply cant be arsed waiting any longer. Its been emotional…

Lovin' it, absolutely lovin' it!