New Trainers advice please

Hiw do Gucci shoes size up? I’m broad of foot

Think you’ll be fine. The front of the exclusive Gucci designed gold and diamond sneaker wrap seems to have an elastic material travelling under the foot, such is the possibility for foot widths.

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Aside from the ridiculous thing on the top, the basic trainers don’t actually look too bad (as a design)

Some people simply have too much money !

I think there’s some higher level joke going on with high fashion trainers that I just don’t get.

These are the latest creations from Kanye West.  If I had to have guessed I would have said they were some kind of corrective podiatry shoes for bunions.  You would have got bullied at my school for these and the standard gear there was Gola and Hi-Tech.

I’m clearly missing something.

You’d look like a right overpronator in those

Practical midge resistant leg warmers though

Those are fancy ice spikes.

Did they pinch those things from an Apollo mission? Kerist. You’ll be telling me that they retail for more than £30 next!

OMG how middle aged grumpy dadlike are we?!?