Jeremy Clarkson continues to be a moron

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If Clarkson was a Premiership football manager he’s get punished by the FA – he should be made to cycle through London as punishment !

he should be made to cycle through London as punishment education

FTFY.

Oh dear.

@akwGilroy:

@JeremyClarkson @danhinesuk Vulnerable? If they are not in the way, they won’t get mowed down, if they are, they deserve to be mowed down!!

JC already cycles, he uses a boris bike and his own paid for bike.Cheaper than taxis he addmited.

Just perhaps peeps could realise his one tweet has rasised more awareness of cyclists and motorists in inner city areas than any publicity campaign could do.

Lots more like that Drac – just ignore them (or check out the quality of the rest of @akwGilroy’s tweets to see what an idiot he is).

I also think cyclists should sit in the cab of lorries at the same time.

I don’t think it would be an eye opener for most. I suspect most people would sit in the cab, appreciate how hard it is to see cyclists and ask the driver why the hell they’d continue manouvering 30 tons of metal through tight streets in rush hour when they know they can’t see properly.

Do these **** not realise that all this twitterstorm is on record and so if they ever do hit a cyclist it wont exactly do them favours in a court?

Oooh I have to be less dumber than that to get round the sweary filter. Irony accepted. 😕

check out the quality of the rest of @akwGilroy’s tweets to see what an idiot he is

Nice individual isn’t he.

cool story bro

Cool first post bro’

I see he was at it again last night:

It’s weird to have so many angry cyclists following me here. In real life, it’s usually the other way round.

Best ignoring him methinks

Do these ****s not realise that all this twitterstorm is on record and so if they ever do hit a cyclist it wont exactly do them favours in a court?

Thankfully no, it would seem. 😀

I wonder if Clarkson has found his way to this site yet?

It’s weird to have so many angry cyclists following me here. In real life, it’s usually the other way round.

Actually I thought that was rather funny.

He is a comedy genius.

Come on BBC – I am a license fee payer and for the next season of Top Gear I demand to see Clarkson, in an ill-fitting helmet, riding through Central London whilst members of the public drive increasingly bigger vehicles at increasingly smaller distances past the wobbling wheeze-sac.

It’s a realistic test (tick) it has an element of danger (tick) and it would be really funny (tick)

I think we should all club together to get Piers Morgan some Kick-boxing lessons and a plane ticket for Clarkson to the US for another punch up.

ooOOoo

Id tune in for that episode!

I grew up in Central London and cycled for transport from my teens to my thirties before I emigrated. I always took the lane when appropriate and filtered, and I was generally far faster than most traffic when I was fit and young.

After many years experiencing the typical daily near misses and driver aggravation I distinctly remember thinking how much motorists improved in London when the congestion charge came in. Loads of people started cycling, so much so that a dozen or so cyclists filling up the ASL(?) zones was suddenly common. Did it all go rapidly downhill again?

Such motorist beliefs and behaviour aren’t confined to London or the UK though. Some idiot passengers here in Perth seem to think leaning out and slapping cyclist arses as they go by at up to 60kph is funny. The thought might be, but it’s bloody scary and dangerous to be shocked like that and avoid changing your line. I felt safer in London TBH and rarely ride my road bike here.

OT but I’d just like to share how annoying I find comments structured like they are on the Guardian website. It seems really common, but why the need for all the branches and having to load the remaining posts? Maybe it’s some social media reason that’s passed me by.

It’s weird to have so many angry cyclists following me here. In real life, it’s usually the other way round.

the Jeremy “irony impaired” Clarkson bullshit express rumbles on, his own program proved, by quite a margin, that the bike is faster across town than the car. the fat moronic goon even failed to beat the bike pissing away a gallon a minute in a speedboat!

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The pillock has written about this in today’s Sunday Times.

Go on then CG, give us a precis.

Well Rusty, it was the usual diatribe with him referring to the poor cyclist bloke as ‘being powered by some kind of vegetarian slop’.

This was a piece with two ‘journalists’ commenting, the other was Jeremy Vine who commutes to his job. No vitriol was within it.

Without getting worked up, JC should be exterminated. He may think he’s clever and all blokey but unfortunately too many airheads not only listen to him but are influenced by his views.

It’s high time he was dismissed by the BBC and Sunday Times for spouting bollox and being a danger to Society.

I like Jeremy Clarkson….. True story

Me too Boba Fett but the guy was a total arse on this.

It’s high time he was dismissed by the BBC and Sunday Times for spouting bollox and being a danger to Society.

BBC do some great stuff though, I don’t buy any newspapers.

Ta CG.

Aww ****, subscribers only. No way are they getting my £1.

http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/ingear/cars/article1363238.ece

[Teaser] As we know, Vine’s Radio 2 show is a soapbox for the weak and the stupid to moan and groan about those who have been more successful in life.[/Teaser]

I guess I should be grateful for not being given short shrift for buying the ST! Only on Sundays, for the wimminz content obviously. 🙂

Have only watched Top Gear once, it reminded me of some 60’s TV prog with sad excuses for blokes thinking they were oh so cool.

As much as believing that we’re lucky to be allowed relatively free speech in this country, that right should be used in conjunction with personal responsibility, do no harm etc etc.

Would be great to see a very public backlash to his attitude, who’s in?

I’m in CG but I’m intrigued, how do we create a backlash against him? Surely it would be feeding the fire if a bunch of people who happen to cycle start giving him grief, it just gives him more ammo. He won’t change his attitude, he’s too much of a bloke/cock to be wrong on anything, and other blokes/cocks will no doubt agree with him. The Top Gear fans won’t care so the BBC won’t either, he’ll only lose his job if he does an Emma Way, and even then he’d probably worm his way back in. Sadly the only thing we can do is ignore him and try to educate people where possible about why we ride how we do on the roads, not to be divvys and hold people up, but to keep safe. JezzaC will hopefully get his comeuppance, i carry a bag of dog shite everywhere on the off chance i meet him, i’m in huddersfied though so not too likely, but, fingers crossed!

Anyway of setting up a public challenge to him to commute in London for a week?

Well from the bit you can read it appears his argument is going to be that roads are for cars, not cyclists. I can’t see any other way he’s going to use that rugby pitch analogy.