Is May about to call an election?

timings right for a may 4th wedding election war something

what ever it is it’s spooked the european markets, oil price is down so we haven’t declared war on the saudis

We’ve reached an agreement with the EU on immigration, so Brexit is cancelled.

we are joining the Euro ? 😉

Maybe she’s going to announce that she too is looking forward to Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2 coming out next week.

Clearly, she’s announcing who will be the next Doctor.

My money is on her quitting..

Shes having trumps baby?

its been 3 months since she visited him

theres no way that the baby couldnt be the actual antichrist

Clearly, she’s announcing who will be the next Doctor.

With all the cuts, probably be another of those damned immigrant types. Cheaper, one heart – that sort of thing.

Announcing emergency powers?

Pigs. It’s probably something to do with pigs.

She is going to declare that anyone drinking coffee is now a tory:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/andy-burnham-fire-saying-buying-coffee-posh-criticises-barista/%5B/url%5D

.. and posh, to boot.

All those that voted remain are to be exiled to europe , britian is for brexiteers only.

Has anyone seen the Queen this weekend?

Laura K has it as an election on June 8th

Hearing May will announce General Election for June 8th – one source not confirmed

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) April 18, 2017

All those that voted remain are to exiled to europe , britian is for brexiteers only.

Ace! I’m going to pack my bags now.

She has found a way to solve the budget problems

Is it going to be something that means I can convincingly take the rest of the day off to go cycling?

She had a phone call from Putin, Yeah I can win it for you, see what i did for Trump. So shes changed her mind.

#wengerout

The excitement around this announcement is immense! I haven’t felt this worked up since the last time I ate a large number of dried apricots.

Election

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-rules-our-early-general-election-or-second-eu-referendum-if-she-becomes-conservative-a7110656.html

if she lied about no early election, does that mean shes gonna change her mind about 2n brexshit ref too?

May – “Vlad, I need your help”

Putin – “We hack Labour for you, say anti-semitic, you give proletariat extra £5 per week for the sausage rolls and the bingo. Nyet problemski. Sign North Sea oil away here…”

8th June erection. Her husband needs that much notice

Sept 4th on Andrew Marr show….

if she lied about no early election, does that mean shes gonna change her mind about 2n brexshit ref too?

wouldn’t be up to her possibly, how would people vote if remain was back on the table? An election would bollocks up the about to start negotiations.

Now when Brexit fails they can blame someone else.

Jeremy Corbin could pull a blinder here and resign…

May calls snap general election
Posted at
20:06
Theresa May calls a snap general election to be held on 8 June.

http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-39628713

Oh… she’s just accusing us none-believers of being traitors, so she’s no choice but to call an election to shut us all up

What a load of bobbins, can she tell any more fibs.

She really doesn’t give a toss about Scotland 😯

She ‘delivered’ ‘stability’, apparently, so her job’s done. Sounds like another spineless tory shitsack bugging out before it gets messy/messier.

Odds on a SNP/LibDem government?

I love all this, it’s so Malcom Tucker. Clearly someone has been running around swearing and telling her what to do.

Eh? What happened to 11:15?

Labour/LibDem/SNP (+ other nice people possibly) coalition?

jonnyboi – Member
Jeremy Corbin could pull a blinder here and resign…

Hopefully someone has the right Milliband on a plane home around now

What a load of bobbins, can she tell any more fibs.

The one about claiming she has delivered stability is a rather special fib.

Nobody wants to rule any longer.